In an era where everything is fake, I cannot confirm or deny whether this pussy wedgies are organic and natural pussy wedgies, you know the traditional kind of pussy lips so fat and hungry they eat their way through pants so tight, or if they are some kind of silicon insert that dudes tuck their dicks in to look like the perfect cameltoe they always wanted, or to further make their lady costume more believable than the time I dressed as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween, where I used actual balloons for tits, you know step that cross dressing up so good that they call you a TRAP…

What I do know is that girls are showing alot more cameltoe, it’s a trend, maybe their passive aggressive way to say “REAL PUSSY OVER HERE”…and we must CELEBRATE that because no matter how weird society goes with their wokeness, some of us hold onto the morals and values that are important to us, like not jerking off to dudes who have hacked and hormonally made themselves chicks, so committed to their performance that they carry tampons around in their purse for idiots like you to nor realize that asshole you’re eating used to fart on balls and not as a sexual fetish but because the balls used to hang there before the whole castration!

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