I don’t know if pussy wedgies have a season, because with the internet there are no seasons, it’s just one sad day that leads into the next, groundhog day until we die, but on this cycle there’s a steady flow of new nudes and I guess that’s almost enough to keep us feeling fulfilled…

But in the real world, we need warm weather for public cameltoes, because in the winter the jackets or the layers of pants make it hard for even the fattest lipped pussy to take a bite out of her pants for all the strangers in a one block radius, even those of us with diabetes eyes to see, because it’s just so big and just so crazy if you stare at it long enough it’ll burn your retina like the eclipse, only at least you’ll see a fat set of pussy lips out of it.

So yeah, winter is over, the pussy cleavage is going to be in full force and staring at pussy eating pants, all rubbed against those pants, which is probably arousing to the exhbitionist exposing herself both physically from the friction and psychology of strangers staring at their cunts, but they’ll tell you “oops, had no idea”…as she makes a performance around pulling the pussy wedgie out….

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I would order wedge salad at some fancy restaurant my wife ordered from to celebrate our anniversary of living in this hell for over 30 years…..assuming the wedge was a pussy with fabric wedges up inside it, which I guess I don’t need to order since I see it almost every day, more often in the summer, since Pussy has a funny way of eating fabric of the pants that are hugging it….and that’s a good thing for a man who has been in married hell for 30 years because it allows us to see hot chicks who would never flash us their pussy…and that gives us all something very nice to think about and revisit as we go through our daily routine!

Thanks for the pussy wedgies ladies.

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Even pussy’s gotta eat sometimes….

It seems more often than not….based on all the pants I see jacked in vagina all the time.

It’s one of those “have the pants changed” or “have the pussy’s become more demanding”….all eating anything that comes their way because of internet porn, or some other instagram influencer shit….because there was never this much visible pussy eating pants in my lifetime.

It’s a welcomed change, since visible pussy in pants is tragic….plus with all these transgendered looking like instagram chicks, it saves some awkward nights you end up with a dick in your mouth….,

Here are some pussy eating pants…

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It seems like we are living in an era where the athleisure pants or shorts purchased from some asshole influencer on social media are designed to double as a topical relief map, or even an MRI of the fucking vaginal structure of the person wearing the pants…

I don’t know if it’s a pull this pant up inside me so people know my clit’s not too large, or my lips aren’t too long, or if the pussy is just magnetic, on some snail oozing level of sucking the pant up inside them and really, I don’t need to worry about logistics of the cameltoe, I can just celebrate seeing pussy on strangers in peace…save the logistics for the attention seekers out there trying to get their pussy seen by strangers…right.

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I guess the one thing we can learn from the pussy wedgies of the world, is that if you have a vagina, you might as well use it to eat anything that comes near it, like some kind of rabid varmint in the back alley of a strip club, because it’s good training for the pelvic floor, it can prevent them from pissing themselves as they get older, and maybe it can help them grip the tiny cocks of rich dudes who they are only fucking because they are rich and who are only rich because of the tiny cocks.

As a non-pussy owning individual, I don’t know how much of the pussy wedgie is intentional, they all seem intentional, but maybe the fat lips just can’t help themselves from sucking the fabric in, like some kind of alien tracking beam in one of your sci-fi movies….MAGNETIC…

If the pussy wedgies are intentional, is it for style, is it to let people know that they have real pussy in a tranny era, is it to show off their pussy because they think their pussy is cute, like a girl with big fat tits in a low cut shirt but the pussy version, or is it a form of masturbation….

I NEED ANSWERS….now let me investigate with all these pics.

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The Christmas season is upon us, and yes it is the most wonderful time of year. If I had things my way I would turn DrunkenStepfather into a Christmas lifestyle site, just Christmas village every day of the fucking year….but instead, I deal with a different kind of Christmas, more on a weekly basis, that rolls around every Wednesday in the form of PUSSY WEDGIES…

The cameltoe is my trusted friend that was once a foe, because the first cameltoe I really was made aware of was on the obese lunch lady at my High School that repulsed me, before realizing how much I loved pussy….

I guess some dudes go gay from traumatic pussy experiences…..CTE of the dick, where as I dove into loving all things pussy, including, but not limited to how hard it can eat a pair of pants, panties, bikinis, shorts, really anything that it can get it’s little eager lips on…

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Cameltoes, like money or chocolate, or meth, or autism, tits, puppies, pugs, blow jobs….make pretty much everything better…or tits….

Especially in this world of trans freaks who don’t realize that they are victims of chemical warfare, big pharma, hormones in the foods, herbicides in the foods, propaganda in the media, and serious anti-depressant abuse giving them something to whine about, or make about their narcissistic self involved selves….like “Look at me, that’s not my pronoun you transphobe”…in a world where being a transphobe is considered bad, or even a hate crime in Canada you can go to jail for, despite transgenders actually being fucking terrifying, scary, unstable messes that I’d expect to be the main villain or monster in a horror movie….

I support seeing pussy through pants, is basically what I am saying….

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Panties, or tight pants no panties, but mainly panties have a better life than me, which isn’t saying much, since I don’t have much of a life.

I envy even the most soiled pair of panties, because they have room with a view and they unwillingly get eaten by cunt all the fucking time, when all we motherfuckers do is BEG to get eaten by panties, while these fucking panties and tight pants just get eating all day without any effort….

In conclusion, cameltoes make me appreciate the panty, or tight pant, living the cameltoe life, probably more than I appreciate my own life….

I blame the internet.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, when I come across a bitch in tight pants or tight shorts, I always stare at her vagina first. It may not be the gateway to her soul, like her asshole, but it’s always more interesting than her face. Maybe I’m autistic and fear eye contact, or maybe I am a pervert and appreciate fat pussy lip being choked out like a wife who was late on making dinner….you know…vagina, even dirty ones, still excite me…..I will not be desenstized by all the porn and sluts out there, I appreciate all the content available to feed my perversions, like these tight pants feed the random pussies of the world in them….

FUN.

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