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2024

10

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

One of the most important things that a vagina can do for the general pervert hanging out on the street….is eat whatever pants or shorts or bikini bottoms that it is wearing….

Without a little fatness of vagina lip in pants, the world would be a sadder place.

Plus it allows girls with vile pussies to shape them into a standard fat clam by stuffing their long labia on either side of the seam.

Really, the pussy wedgie makes the pussy hotter while letting perverts hanging out on the street, like me, see a pussy I’d otherwise never see because I am not rich enough, coupled with I offend women just by existing…because my form of existing smells and makes weird moaning sounds in excitement.

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2024

19

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

In the event I haven’t talked about it enough, since I don’t have that much excitement going on in my life and pussy in tight pants in public is one of my few pleasures…

For whatever reason, the new generation of 20 year old chicks are skinny hot chicks into working out and being hot, like being hot is in again….

At least the ones who are rocking the tight pants, thigh gaps, allowing me to see their meaty pussy in all the glory….

I am sure some 20 year olds have gone fat, trans, pink hair, woke, communist and weird, but lucky for us, that’s just made a whole other group embrace being hot, own being hot, and walk around cunt first for me to see as much vagina as I can through pants and I love them all for it.

The future is bright.

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2024

22

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

If vaginas aren’t eating pants for everyone to see the full vagina while in pants…what’s the fucking point of having a vagina or wearing pants..

Some of us rely on vaginas eating pants to see vaginas in human form….so these pussy wedgies are life.

Here’s some life…that could probably create life with the right rich guy assuming they aren’t those abortion addict pussy like so much pussy seems to be these days…

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2024

01

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I spent the afternoon looking at a vagina in one of those wrestling outfits….

It had a lot of personality….and I was hoping to make it my friend, but it was one of those snobby vaginas that thought I was a creep staring at it inappropriately.

The vagina had a point.

Then I realized it was pussy Wednesday and it all MADE sense….so here’s a tribute to that fat vagina I tried to befriend who snubbed me.

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2024

10

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I don’t know if pussy wedgies have a season, because with the internet there are no seasons, it’s just one sad day that leads into the next, groundhog day until we die, but on this cycle there’s a steady flow of new nudes and I guess that’s almost enough to keep us feeling fulfilled…

But in the real world, we need warm weather for public cameltoes, because in the winter the jackets or the layers of pants make it hard for even the fattest lipped pussy to take a bite out of her pants for all the strangers in a one block radius, even those of us with diabetes eyes to see, because it’s just so big and just so crazy if you stare at it long enough it’ll burn your retina like the eclipse, only at least you’ll see a fat set of pussy lips out of it.

So yeah, winter is over, the pussy cleavage is going to be in full force and staring at pussy eating pants, all rubbed against those pants, which is probably arousing to the exhbitionist exposing herself both physically from the friction and psychology of strangers staring at their cunts, but they’ll tell you “oops, had no idea”…as she makes a performance around pulling the pussy wedgie out….

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2023

06

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I like to stare at pussy in pants, it is the cleavage of choice and it generally makes girls feel uncomfortable when you stare at their crotch, because staring at their tits is expected, plus easy to fake because you can semi look up towards their faces like the autist that you are, but straight up and direct pussy staring…that shit is commitment, intention, motivation, focused and direct. It’s the no bullshit way of saying “I like staring at the crease of your cunt in your tight pants you seductress let’s do a boudoir shoot on my face”.

Here are some pussy wedgies…

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2023

29

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I would order wedge salad at some fancy restaurant my wife ordered from to celebrate our anniversary of living in this hell for over 30 years…..assuming the wedge was a pussy with fabric wedges up inside it, which I guess I don’t need to order since I see it almost every day, more often in the summer, since Pussy has a funny way of eating fabric of the pants that are hugging it….and that’s a good thing for a man who has been in married hell for 30 years because it allows us to see hot chicks who would never flash us their pussy…and that gives us all something very nice to think about and revisit as we go through our daily routine!

Thanks for the pussy wedgies ladies.

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2023

22

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

Even pussy’s gotta eat sometimes….

It seems more often than not….based on all the pants I see jacked in vagina all the time.

It’s one of those “have the pants changed” or “have the pussy’s become more demanding”….all eating anything that comes their way because of internet porn, or some other instagram influencer shit….because there was never this much visible pussy eating pants in my lifetime.

It’s a welcomed change, since visible pussy in pants is tragic….plus with all these transgendered looking like instagram chicks, it saves some awkward nights you end up with a dick in your mouth….,

Here are some pussy eating pants…

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2023

15

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

It seems like we are living in an era where the athleisure pants or shorts purchased from some asshole influencer on social media are designed to double as a topical relief map, or even an MRI of the fucking vaginal structure of the person wearing the pants…

I don’t know if it’s a pull this pant up inside me so people know my clit’s not too large, or my lips aren’t too long, or if the pussy is just magnetic, on some snail oozing level of sucking the pant up inside them and really, I don’t need to worry about logistics of the cameltoe, I can just celebrate seeing pussy on strangers in peace…save the logistics for the attention seekers out there trying to get their pussy seen by strangers…right.

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2023

08

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I guess the one thing we can learn from the pussy wedgies of the world, is that if you have a vagina, you might as well use it to eat anything that comes near it, like some kind of rabid varmint in the back alley of a strip club, because it’s good training for the pelvic floor, it can prevent them from pissing themselves as they get older, and maybe it can help them grip the tiny cocks of rich dudes who they are only fucking because they are rich and who are only rich because of the tiny cocks.

As a non-pussy owning individual, I don’t know how much of the pussy wedgie is intentional, they all seem intentional, but maybe the fat lips just can’t help themselves from sucking the fabric in, like some kind of alien tracking beam in one of your sci-fi movies….MAGNETIC…

If the pussy wedgies are intentional, is it for style, is it to let people know that they have real pussy in a tranny era, is it to show off their pussy because they think their pussy is cute, like a girl with big fat tits in a low cut shirt but the pussy version, or is it a form of masturbation….

I NEED ANSWERS….now let me investigate with all these pics.

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