Fat pussy eating shorts, delicious…

I was lucky enough to be at some outdoor food festival for some random ethnicity a few weeks ago and one of the girls working the event was rocking a pussy so fat it ate a pair of bike shorts so hard I could see her cervix….That fat pussy was hungrier than the people waiting in line for the ethnic food they were offering.

We’re talking, famished fucking pussy eating the bike shorts and it was delicious!

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I don’t know about you, but as an old undesirable pervert, having the opportunity to see a pussy during the day that I would NEVER be privy to seeing in any way, shape or form, not even if I started my amateur Gynecological clinic, or my WAXING VAN initiative because girls like the pussy flashers through their pants don’t get duped into schemes like that….they don’t need to….

Which means the cameltoe is a critical source of my happiness because I love pussy even though pussy don’t love me.

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The only point of wearing pants is to have them jacked up inside you so that you know you’ve got them on proper, otherwise anything could happen….like perverts like me not actually getting a sense of pussy shape and size in said pants…which as it turns out is a pretty important thing to get a sense of when your life fucking sucks and you have nothing to look forward to but the the slutty women in tight pants showing you their genitals for free….

They say nothing is for free and pussy of all things tends to be very expensive, or at least you get what you pay for…but thanks to the toxic male gaze that women inadvertently dress for, not realizing they dress for it, the tight pussy hugging pants make stranger pussy free…and that’s fucking wonderful, a wonder of the world or soem shit…a sign that it’s not all bad…

Even yesterday, I stared at some over fit, starves herself, over-jogger in the skimpiest shorts and she was basically nothing but one giant pussy thanks to having no fat anywhere else…and it was glorious…

So here are some pussy in pants…for us to enjoy!

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One of the most important things that a vagina can do for the general pervert hanging out on the street….is eat whatever pants or shorts or bikini bottoms that it is wearing….

Without a little fatness of vagina lip in pants, the world would be a sadder place.

Plus it allows girls with vile pussies to shape them into a standard fat clam by stuffing their long labia on either side of the seam.

Really, the pussy wedgie makes the pussy hotter while letting perverts hanging out on the street, like me, see a pussy I’d otherwise never see because I am not rich enough, coupled with I offend women just by existing…because my form of existing smells and makes weird moaning sounds in excitement.

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In the event I haven’t talked about it enough, since I don’t have that much excitement going on in my life and pussy in tight pants in public is one of my few pleasures…

For whatever reason, the new generation of 20 year old chicks are skinny hot chicks into working out and being hot, like being hot is in again….

At least the ones who are rocking the tight pants, thigh gaps, allowing me to see their meaty pussy in all the glory….

I am sure some 20 year olds have gone fat, trans, pink hair, woke, communist and weird, but lucky for us, that’s just made a whole other group embrace being hot, own being hot, and walk around cunt first for me to see as much vagina as I can through pants and I love them all for it.

The future is bright.

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If vaginas aren’t eating pants for everyone to see the full vagina while in pants…what’s the fucking point of having a vagina or wearing pants..

Some of us rely on vaginas eating pants to see vaginas in human form….so these pussy wedgies are life.

Here’s some life…that could probably create life with the right rich guy assuming they aren’t those abortion addict pussy like so much pussy seems to be these days…

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I spent the afternoon looking at a vagina in one of those wrestling outfits….

It had a lot of personality….and I was hoping to make it my friend, but it was one of those snobby vaginas that thought I was a creep staring at it inappropriately.

The vagina had a point.

Then I realized it was pussy Wednesday and it all MADE sense….so here’s a tribute to that fat vagina I tried to befriend who snubbed me.

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I don’t know if pussy wedgies have a season, because with the internet there are no seasons, it’s just one sad day that leads into the next, groundhog day until we die, but on this cycle there’s a steady flow of new nudes and I guess that’s almost enough to keep us feeling fulfilled…

But in the real world, we need warm weather for public cameltoes, because in the winter the jackets or the layers of pants make it hard for even the fattest lipped pussy to take a bite out of her pants for all the strangers in a one block radius, even those of us with diabetes eyes to see, because it’s just so big and just so crazy if you stare at it long enough it’ll burn your retina like the eclipse, only at least you’ll see a fat set of pussy lips out of it.

So yeah, winter is over, the pussy cleavage is going to be in full force and staring at pussy eating pants, all rubbed against those pants, which is probably arousing to the exhbitionist exposing herself both physically from the friction and psychology of strangers staring at their cunts, but they’ll tell you “oops, had no idea”…as she makes a performance around pulling the pussy wedgie out….

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I would order wedge salad at some fancy restaurant my wife ordered from to celebrate our anniversary of living in this hell for over 30 years…..assuming the wedge was a pussy with fabric wedges up inside it, which I guess I don’t need to order since I see it almost every day, more often in the summer, since Pussy has a funny way of eating fabric of the pants that are hugging it….and that’s a good thing for a man who has been in married hell for 30 years because it allows us to see hot chicks who would never flash us their pussy…and that gives us all something very nice to think about and revisit as we go through our daily routine!

Thanks for the pussy wedgies ladies.

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