Hungry, Hungry Pussy…..

Eating all the pants…

Eating all the shorts…

Letting us all know what the pussy is all about…by showing us the whole pussy…..through the pants….and that is amazing because it is pussy!

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I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’d suck on these toes!

I will mouth every cameltoe I see on the internet or in person….eat this tongue like it was panties,…you naughty hungry pussy…

I am a fan of cameltoes so here are a bunch!

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Hungry Hungry Pussy…

I don’t know about you, but I like seeing a pussy ravage a pair of panties like they it is starving and dying to be fed….even if it is just being fat and lazy and the panties are a size too tight….I am into the imagining the pussy is looking to be fed…

So here are some cameltoes for the dream of being famine pussy trying to get stuffed…

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If the pussy isn’t scarfing down on whatever fabric it is in contact with, then is it even a real pussy at all?

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Pussy Wedgies, unlike gay dudes in tight pants, is not about showing off how big the pussy is, girls generally don’t like their pussies called big, even when they are big, it’s more of a “tight” or how much of an INNY it is.

Pussy Wedgies are more about showing off how good the is at eating the pants…BINGE eating those pants like a teen with an eating disorder at an all you can eat buffet on a cruise with her family she hates….before the PURGE….

Sure, the fatting and meatier the lip, the better the pussy wedgie, but telling a girl “you’ve got big pussy energy” while rocking her pussy wedgie, will likely not land that pussy on your face!

Either way, Pussy Wedgies are a great way to get a sketch of the pussy you would otherwise never see and that’s always fun, isn’t it.

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Always eat your vegetables and if you’re a pussy, always eat your panties..

That’s some life advice for you panties out there…

Or really you perverts out there who don’t have love or meaning, so you buy used panties off the internet and when they start to lose their gross pussy scent that’s probably canned tuna oil, your forced to get rid of the evidence, or at least make them part of you….ALL THE SNIFFING has been done so you EAT THAT SHIT…

The point of the story….EAT THE PANTIES….PUSSY.

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Pussy has lips for eating…

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It took me some time to realize that if a pussy’s got lips, it’s operating at its best when it’s stuffing it’s fucking mouth with PANTY, at least when it’s not stuffing itself with your cock, which let’s face it doesn’t happen, because your cock’s not impressive to stuff anything, finger food at a funeral maybe, but not a big or fulfilling meal….MORE importantly, girls don’t like you…

Which is the beauty of the pussy wedgie, because the pussy getting stuffed by the shorts or pants, in public or on the internet lets you see the pussy that you’d otherwise never see….

It’s subtle flashing pussy to strangers without officially flashing pussy to strangers, so that it’s not whorish or as disgusting as a pussy flash can be, depending on how many kids they have…despite loving and appreciate all pussies and their individuality, a lot of dudes find pussy gross to look at…which always amazed me and made me think “they must be gay”…..and they probably are…but don’t realize it….like the dudes who don’t eat pussy because they find it gross…I mean the grosser the pussy the more I want to eat it for the flavor profile and to build up my immunity using their bacteria flora….

Point of the story….MORE CAMELTOES….

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I’ve come to learn that the more aggressive the cameltoe, the better we are as a society….

So the whole trend of girls walking around with as big a cameltoe as possible, you know sometimes so deep into their pussy that you’d assume it would hurt, yet there they are going about their days, pussy forward….is a great fucking thing.

I don’t know if it’s a silent protest of women trying to save our species by saying “BREED WITH ME”…knowing that homosexuality and transgenderism by definition is a species ending event, at least under traditional baby making systems, which involve CUM in the pussy…yeah, I get it there are workarounds but the natural instinct of a woman broadcasting her pussy like a bus stop ad is probably on some primal level of SAVE HUMANITY FUCK MY CUNT…

Or they’re just exhibitionists…

Either way, I LIKE IT.

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You know me, all about the cameltoe, the more aggressive the toe, the better it is for me, the spectator….I want to see a toe so big, eating so much pant fabric, that it’s like an obese chick at the all you can eat buffet’s dessert cart….you know SCARF IT FUCKING DOWN…I’ve got a feeder fetish, just a different kind of feeder fetish.

I don’t know when my love for the pussy wedgie happened, it’s been a progressive thing, because back in the 80s and 90s, I was faced with cameltoes, as we all have been, and they’d repulse me because they were on fat old ladies in jeans they couldn’t quite fit into because it was before the fat sizes….

But hot chick pussy in shorts, in tight pants, in bathing suits that shit won me over and it’s been a love affair ever since…

It started off slow, the occassional lucky cameltoe moments, but that’s shit is a trend now, a style now, if you don’t walk around with a 3D print of your cunt attached to your pants, which is your actual cunt just eating your pants, you’re not on trend, or part of the scene man…

So perverts like me get to see ALL kinds of cunt and it’s GLORIOUS….

Let’s collectively hold hands in this prayer circle and pull our pants up into our crotches for some PUSSY WEDGIE WORSHIP, you know when you have a godless society you gotta worship something and the thing they want you to worship, the Gov’t, is far less hot than PUSSY WEDGIES!

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