It typically takes some tight pants to make the cameltoes we celebrate every Wednesday happen, so my Tight Pant Tuesday post yesterday often covers the same topics and themes of the Pussy Wedgie Post Wednesday because in a lot of ways the two are interchangeable. Very rarely, although it does happen, where a pair of tight pants walk towards me and I can’t see any sigh of a pussy. Whether the girl is tucking her lips up inside herself, or wearing a MAXI pad to give some sort of uniform no PANT EATING ALLOWED illusion, or maybe they just have small pushed back pelvic floors making the pussy less visible from the front…..so Tight Pants are their own incredible source of entertainment, still enjoyable when they hug a fat ass, like they hug a fat pussy, but the fat pussy is really the objective in viewing a tight pants in it’s ideal state….which is why we focus on that….

Just yesterday, a women with a tight fight body walked towards me, her tight bike shorts were grey, a far more pussy wedgie amplifying color than black, also a risky one for any dripping the pussy wedgie may leave and despite her looking like a retarded troll with a birth defect, her face, full terrifying, that pussy forward walk won me over…because the power of pussy wedgies eradicates ugly faces, until the pussy wedgie is pulled out, then the ugly faces suddenly appear, so for some people, it’s best to be in a full state of pussy wedgie at all times….it is the ideal state of tight pants viewing after all…isn’t it.

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The drunkenstepfather version of Jimmy Buffet’s “It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere” is “It’s lunchtime for a pussy somewhere”….because these pussies, like a plus sized influencer trying to maintain her size to stay relevant because she’s getting somewhere with this fatness, or just a sad fat girl eating her feelings because she knows that no one will love her due to the fatness, these PUSSIES just keep on eating the shorts…

From my experience in the pussy eating short world, which goes back as long as I can remember because I remember the 80s track shorts jacked up in girls ass well as I remember the LUNCH LADY in the mom-jeans too small….and I’ve been documenting the experience ever since…..

The PUSSY EATING on the skinny chicks who likely don’t eat but their pussies sure do….definitely have crazier pussy wedgies than the fat chicks who have pussies buried in fat….because their inner thighs don’t get in the way of their still fat pussy lips….especially in this era of jacking the pants up inside themselves for style….

It’s a good time to be alive bros..

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I have a lot in common with pussy….

We are both high in estrogen, pretty much always slimy and covered in some kind of discharge, meaty but MOST importantly ALWAYS EATING PANTIES…

It’s lunch time, be like a pussy and eat some panties, or get your lunch outside where you can see women of all shapes, sizes, ethnicities, socio-economic backgrounds, races, colors, sizes, ages walking around with their pants up they cunt like they trying to show you how fat they cunt is, unless it’s a mechanism to fight the tranny tuck movement that’s threatening their species of pussy owners, because all you dudes fuck trannies cuz you gay.

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I made friends with some girl in short shorts in the park and for some reason, a reason I call the stars aligning, or miracles existing, we ended up talking about cameltoes. It was pretty much because a group of girls walked by with raging cameltoes and I made a comment about their pussies being hungry, because that’s normal friendly talk with new friends, and the girl told me she has never had a cameltoe in her life because she has a NVV….

I asked her what an NVV was and she said a NON VISIBLE VAGINA, to which I said NVP sounds better, you know You’re NVP is the MVP….and when she proceeded to explain the NVV, she said that her vagina is positioned further back, like she’s got a tilted pelvis or some shit, so that she can’t biologically get a cameltoe, yet she can get fucked from both the front and the back, she just doesn’t go through life with her pussy forward eating pants.

I told her she was bullshit, in hopes of seeing the cunt and I thought, that’s a disability I’d like to kiss better….unlike lobster hands and really most birth defects and retardations that make me sick to the stomach….

She didn’t show me the cunt, but she did start pulling her shorts up into her crotch and she did not have a visible vagina….BARBIE DOLL shit….which was fucking weird to watch and as it turns out far less hot than FVV, or FULLY VISIBLE PUSSY, like these girls right here, because I don’t like using my imagination, my mind is lazy….do the work for me…

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The call them pussy lips for a reason people, it’s because they do the fucking eating….

It’s the vagina dentata without the teeth, just gumming away at the tight pants being pulled up into them, so that random strangers can see the pussy print, it’s the cleavage of the era, because women are feeling threatened on a hive mind level by the trannies moving in and replacing them, and the only thing they have to win the closet case men with too much testosterone from the estrogen in their water is the pussy…

It’s the pussy chronicles, the vagina monologues, the each pussy has a story to tell, and the fact that their is womb should LURE men into want to breed with them, not just creampie them, but actually breed with them like their tight pants are trying to do, because that’s the POINT of humanity, to SPREAD the SEED, to KEEP the LINE GOING….idiots…

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Some people make their philanthropic life about ending hunger, whether that’s world hunger or just feeding poor people with food bank drives, or maybe it’s feeding the homeless who probably would prefer booze or drugs, which has been the case anytime I’ve offered homeless people food in exchange for sex….

My philanthropic journey involves feeding the hungry pussies of the world, unfortunately no pussies want to be fed by me, you know like the homeless who just want booze, so instead I am forced to do these pussy eating panty posts to SHOW the pussy out there how to FEED itself, since I can’t do it for them…..

TEACH A MAN TO FISH…..right….

The good news is that many women both online and in life seem pretty good at feeding their pussy their pants….just unfortunately, none ever show me the pussy throwing up after gorging like girl with an eating disorder.

WE CAN’T HAVE IT ALL….right….

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Hungry, Hungry Pussy…..

Eating all the pants…

Eating all the shorts…

Letting us all know what the pussy is all about…by showing us the whole pussy…..through the pants….and that is amazing because it is pussy!

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I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’d suck on these toes!

I will mouth every cameltoe I see on the internet or in person….eat this tongue like it was panties,…you naughty hungry pussy…

I am a fan of cameltoes so here are a bunch!

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Hungry Hungry Pussy…

I don’t know about you, but I like seeing a pussy ravage a pair of panties like they it is starving and dying to be fed….even if it is just being fat and lazy and the panties are a size too tight….I am into the imagining the pussy is looking to be fed…

So here are some cameltoes for the dream of being famine pussy trying to get stuffed…

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If the pussy isn’t scarfing down on whatever fabric it is in contact with, then is it even a real pussy at all?

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