Pussy Wedgies, unlike gay dudes in tight pants, is not about showing off how big the pussy is, girls generally don’t like their pussies called big, even when they are big, it’s more of a “tight” or how much of an INNY it is.

Pussy Wedgies are more about showing off how good the is at eating the pants…BINGE eating those pants like a teen with an eating disorder at an all you can eat buffet on a cruise with her family she hates….before the PURGE….

Sure, the fatting and meatier the lip, the better the pussy wedgie, but telling a girl “you’ve got big pussy energy” while rocking her pussy wedgie, will likely not land that pussy on your face!

Either way, Pussy Wedgies are a great way to get a sketch of the pussy you would otherwise never see and that’s always fun, isn’t it.

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Always eat your vegetables and if you’re a pussy, always eat your panties..

That’s some life advice for you panties out there…

Or really you perverts out there who don’t have love or meaning, so you buy used panties off the internet and when they start to lose their gross pussy scent that’s probably canned tuna oil, your forced to get rid of the evidence, or at least make them part of you….ALL THE SNIFFING has been done so you EAT THAT SHIT…

The point of the story….EAT THE PANTIES….PUSSY.

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Pussy has lips for eating…

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It took me some time to realize that if a pussy’s got lips, it’s operating at its best when it’s stuffing it’s fucking mouth with PANTY, at least when it’s not stuffing itself with your cock, which let’s face it doesn’t happen, because your cock’s not impressive to stuff anything, finger food at a funeral maybe, but not a big or fulfilling meal….MORE importantly, girls don’t like you…

Which is the beauty of the pussy wedgie, because the pussy getting stuffed by the shorts or pants, in public or on the internet lets you see the pussy that you’d otherwise never see….

It’s subtle flashing pussy to strangers without officially flashing pussy to strangers, so that it’s not whorish or as disgusting as a pussy flash can be, depending on how many kids they have…despite loving and appreciate all pussies and their individuality, a lot of dudes find pussy gross to look at…which always amazed me and made me think “they must be gay”…..and they probably are…but don’t realize it….like the dudes who don’t eat pussy because they find it gross…I mean the grosser the pussy the more I want to eat it for the flavor profile and to build up my immunity using their bacteria flora….

Point of the story….MORE CAMELTOES….

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I’ve come to learn that the more aggressive the cameltoe, the better we are as a society….

So the whole trend of girls walking around with as big a cameltoe as possible, you know sometimes so deep into their pussy that you’d assume it would hurt, yet there they are going about their days, pussy forward….is a great fucking thing.

I don’t know if it’s a silent protest of women trying to save our species by saying “BREED WITH ME”…knowing that homosexuality and transgenderism by definition is a species ending event, at least under traditional baby making systems, which involve CUM in the pussy…yeah, I get it there are workarounds but the natural instinct of a woman broadcasting her pussy like a bus stop ad is probably on some primal level of SAVE HUMANITY FUCK MY CUNT…

Or they’re just exhibitionists…

Either way, I LIKE IT.

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You know me, all about the cameltoe, the more aggressive the toe, the better it is for me, the spectator….I want to see a toe so big, eating so much pant fabric, that it’s like an obese chick at the all you can eat buffet’s dessert cart….you know SCARF IT FUCKING DOWN…I’ve got a feeder fetish, just a different kind of feeder fetish.

I don’t know when my love for the pussy wedgie happened, it’s been a progressive thing, because back in the 80s and 90s, I was faced with cameltoes, as we all have been, and they’d repulse me because they were on fat old ladies in jeans they couldn’t quite fit into because it was before the fat sizes….

But hot chick pussy in shorts, in tight pants, in bathing suits that shit won me over and it’s been a love affair ever since…

It started off slow, the occassional lucky cameltoe moments, but that’s shit is a trend now, a style now, if you don’t walk around with a 3D print of your cunt attached to your pants, which is your actual cunt just eating your pants, you’re not on trend, or part of the scene man…

So perverts like me get to see ALL kinds of cunt and it’s GLORIOUS….

Let’s collectively hold hands in this prayer circle and pull our pants up into our crotches for some PUSSY WEDGIE WORSHIP, you know when you have a godless society you gotta worship something and the thing they want you to worship, the Gov’t, is far less hot than PUSSY WEDGIES!

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In this modern society, if your pants to offer the innocent bystander a 3D model of what they pussy structure, anatomy, meatiness is, then they aren’t pants at all.

Luckily, there’s a lot of girls out there who are lowkey trying to fight the tranny narrative, maybe subconsciously, by having their pussy pride, not by wearing it on their head like a protest EM RATA attended to try to make you believe she’s a feminist and not a shameless whore who prays on the unsuspecting male with big tits that overpower her butter face…..but pussy pride in their pants, with their actual pussies, so you know it’s real.

I support the pussy and the pussy movement….and I’m into anything that allows a fat slob like me to see a pussy I wouldn’t otherwise see, even if it’s through a pair of pants.

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My favorite thing about pussy wedgies is everything about pussy wedgies.

I am a pretty fucking simple person and the idea that I can see a pussy on a bitch I’ve never met, will never meet, who is just next to me, is fucking amazing.

Sure the pussy is squished, morphed, suffocated with the pants, so the map of her pussy isn’t as accurate as you’d want it to be if you were a CRAB trying to find your way into the womb….but it’s good enough for some stranger perving….

In this era of no gender, transgender, the focal point of tight pants, panties, shorts, should alway be a “Look at the cunt first” motherfucker….you know to make sure it’s real…to make sure it’s there….to make sure you’re not a fag checking out a dude’s pussy.

So this pussy wedgie for fashion trend has been pretty amazing for me, it’s just constant and everywhere and I wonder if girls are doing it on purpose as a silent protest….because sometimes the girl who has her pussy on display has a scarf around her face (it’s winter), a had and jacket on, yet the pussy in leggings almost intentionally on display as the only body part of hers you can see.

Is it to let you know they are real…or are they overcompensating for having been born with a dick….a trap…who knows….I’m still looking!

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Pussy Wedgies are the most accessible and inclusive way a woman can wear her pants, shorts, panties….

The pussy wedgie is the opposite of ablism because the pussy wedgie acts as brail for a blind man to read the pussy like it is a book.

It allows a blind man to feel out every nook and cranny the pussy lips offers without a girl having to actually take her pants off or actively participate.

If there’s one thing I know about blind men, or people pretending to be a blind man so that they can “accidentally” walk into a woman in tight pants and feel her cunt since seeing it in all its glory isn’t enough, it’s that they can never have enough vagina grabbed.

Point of the story, pussy wedgies make faking being blind a lot of fucking fun.

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Pussy wedgies may just be the side-effect of consequence of having a front hole. When the fat lips on either side of the front hole that acting like some kind of barrier get suffocated from the tight fabric being pulled up against it….but it’s far more fun when you think the pussy is more like a cartoon, a vagina dentata, just starving to eat up anything that’s near it, but it’s really not that the pussy has a mind of its own, but rather the pussy owner who has done this by design, as strategy, or by accident due to the clothing and the whole front hole barrier, it lets us all see as much of her box as you possibly can through clothes, which is a good thing when you’re at the grocery store!

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