Not all pussy wedgies, frontal wedgies, cameltoes are created equally…some are just accidental, you know a fat chick with a fat pussy who hasn’t come to terms with sizing up…..or a mom who works as a lunch monitor at the High School who had one too many kids but loves her mom jeans….or a girl who does it as a billboard who knows that the transgenders are coming for their men, replacing them with their artificial vaginas, that can’t get pregnant, making them less risky to cum inside…assuming you don’t feel gay with a man who took being a woman so seriously that he folded his dick inside out…or a girl who just likes how it feels when she sits or walks…that tight hug from the pants complimenting the butt plug she’s got in…it’s a slutty, porn generation, orgasms support their anti-depressants and the dopamine hit makes things feel better…scratch that itch…

I don’t care the reason for the cameltoe…I just like looking at them, especially in REAL life, because those are pussies I wouldn’t otherwise see because you can tell they think I am disgusting by the looks they give me…..BUT I AM STILL STARING…it’s a “free” country…or an illusion of a “free” country…..we actually live in TYRANNY…BUT CAMELTOES DISTRACT NICELY.

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I have seen girls make themselves by pulling their panties up inside themselves while their panties were still on….meaning the frontal wedgie took them where they needed to go….

I have seen girls make themselves cum in other ways, like from crossing their legs an squeezing, to the more standard vibrators, just never from my DICK, we’re not all given the ability to give pleasure while we’re too busy trying to take it…

So I don’t view the cameltoe as a style thing, less of a trend that was EVERYWHERE you looked last summer…COVID LOCKDOWNS were long, look at my full pussy in public through my pants, kind of thing….

I see the cameltoe of the equivalent as if you wore boxers that your mom sewed your fleshlight into….THEY CALL IT A POCKET pussy for a reason.

So with that in mind, every pussy you see eating pants, think to yourself…SHE IS GETTING OFF NOW…it makes fucking your pocket pussy your mom sewed into your underwear feel less pathetic while you do your creeping….it’s almost AS if they are consenting to it, or like they’re in on it with you….even though they’re just using you as one of many spectators to make themselves feel hot!

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Pussy Wedgies are nature’s way of showing me pussy that I have no business seeing, without showing me too much pussy to be grossed out by the potential scabs since everyone has a fucking STD now that the HOOK-UP culture of SEX WORK has dominated society like a bad dominatrix that makes it burn when I pee.

I guess pussy wedgies are not really nature’s way of anything, except maybe human’s natural ability to hop into the hive mind and be controlled through its sorcery…where well raised girls are producing content around how much pant thir pussy can eat becuase that’s what other girls are doing….

I remember a time when the same hive mind bought into trends like The Gap…and bitches all wore ill-fitting Khakis….far less intersting than seeing a full pussy out in public just doing errands…..so embrace the trend..it’s hot…and knowing how fat a labia is on a stranger makes for a good conversation starter when stuck behind them in line at the grocery store….some “maybe you need bigger cucumber based on how much pant that pussy’s managed to absorb”….AIM HIGHER!

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If you are going to have a pussy you might as well put things in it…

Whether it’s random household objects, insertion is a real fetish….or whether it is smuggling drugs into music festivals or across borders…or whether it is a warm place to keep your lipstick and keys like it is nature’s purse….because it is….

So when a pussy owner is in a pair of tight pants, panties, swimsuit, it’d be a crime not to feed your pussy some of them pants….shit is hungry,

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I don’t know if I’ve always had a pussy wedgie fetish, or if it is something I grew into as my love for pussy evolved….because the first pussy wedgie I remember was on a High School lunch lady in tight jeans…and in the 80s jeans were pretty fucking thick…so a pussy wedgie in tight jeans in the 80s meant your pussy lips were fat as fuck…and at the time…so was the rest of her…so it wasn’t something I could bring home to jerk off to…but rather something I would gag to when eating my hot dog cafeteria meal.

Since then, the pussy wedgie has become more prominent, more mainstream, more common and the pussy, like all things have become weaker, you know, not fully capable of eating a pair of 80s jeans, making them look like a thin cotton panty, but that’s ok, the pussy still fat, still hungry, more common and ready for perverts like us to stare at.

Obviously, when girls go out in public with their leggings giving them pussy wedgies, they can’t not document it for the internet, since internet is life or some shit, and here’s some pussy wedgies not going to waste on strangers in the local community…because they’re shared with people of the internet too.

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If you are a girl or if you know a girl, which you probably don’t, but you can ask your mom to stand in as a girl, I mean by definition she’s got a cunt….it may not be a very functional cunt….it may be too old, rocking dementia, sitting on the recliner in her DOUBLE WIDE eating chips festering in its use, its drip, its PH level, its bacterial profile….it’s still a vagina….it may be scarred, it may dangle, it may have a clit that would make a tranisitioning girl to guy JEALOUS…HOW DID SHE GET THE GIRTH..but it is still a vagina…

So yeah…..tell them to pull their pants up into their cunts, for pleasure, for exhibitionism, for the SAKE of celebrating their gender…womanhood…FEMINISM….THE VAGINA….THEIR VAGINA….

Tell them to put it on your SLEEVE…or in this case on the front lines…LET IT BE THE FIRST THING people see….because VAGINA WEDGIES are so much more than VAGINA WEDGIES>…they represent HOPE…or at least give me something to stare at when I am out in the REAL WORLD….not the META VERSE of WEB 4.0 they are trying to SUCK us into….give us AS MUCH pussy in real life public as you do over here….DO it through wedgies…who knows…you may cum from it…

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Pussy Wedgies….

This is for when the pussies are too big for the tight pants…for when the pussy is fucking hungry because it’s being sexualized all day because we live in a society of fucking pervert and everyone just wants to cum to weird fucking shit because of the dopamine release, the indoctrination of the easy money for lazy people, here’s my asshole pay me, removing the romance and excitement from sexting and turning it into transactional….

I’m not saying all these pussies are exposed through their pants for funny, but I do know when I see pussy wedgies in public, that the girls rocking the cameltoe are likely getting off to the fabric rubbing into them as strangers watch…or maybe it’s from the buttplug they walk around with…because everyone’s nutty….

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My life philosophy is that if a girl in tight pants, and they all wear tight pants, does not have a pussy hugging wedgie, then it is only gentlemanly of me to offer to give them that pussy hugging wedgie…either with permissions, or one of those ask for forgiveness later moments, knowing that they’ll thank me with all the new found attention they’re getting now that their cunts are feeding off a pair of pants like your pet hamster who got lost in your laundry bin….

Yes. Pussy wedgies started as a hobby, but are now a passion…..

I don’t need to make sense…you see that’s the whole point of having my OWN worthless WEBSITE.

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Since all the girls I know are catty, cock-teasing bitches, I will assume the trend to wear pants jacked up their cunts is their subtle way of saying “fuck you, you can’t fuck me, but you can jerk off to my pussy, because it makes me feel hot”…at least that’s what I hear in my head every time I see a gnarly or hot as fuck cameltoe…it’s the socially acceptable slutty behavior no one really notices or makes a big deal out of even though I stare at all the cameltoe I fucking can…I love to see the fatness of a pussy lip…

UNLESS it is an attack on the TRANS people out there who don’t have a real vagina to eat a pair of pants, so as they get the shine for being the best women around, if you don’t believe me, watch Jeopardy last week…and as the best women around…the actual women have to stand up and let everyone know they’re the real deal…

OR it could just be that pants in the pussy feels good, like if you were to walk around with a fleshlight on…MAYBE that’s the billion dollar idea..DRUNKENSTEPFATHER FLESHLIGHT PANTS…..THE PANTS YOU CAN FUCK….because otherwise CAMELTOE orgasms from pants are SEXIST pants..

All this to say, I love seeing pussy through clothing and you should too.

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We are up here in CAMELTOE country….

OR IS IT CAMELTOE CUNT….

TREE?

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