Pants on ladies only make sense to me when I can see their full vagina through said pants and luckily, a lot of ladies agree with me….they use pants as a way to show off their vagina lip fatness and it’s amazing.

I know it was a big deal for lesbians and feminists of the 1900s to make the move from dresses to pants but thak god they did…

They were ostracized, alienated, treated like freaks, like lesbians, kicked out of families, dumped by potential suitors…the people would say “who’s that weird bitch in pants…does she think she’s a man”….laughs ensued….BUT who’s got the last laugh now….LADIES IN PANTS DO, that’s who…

You see, none of those motherfuckers realized the potential of pants, they didn’t know there would be improvement in pant technology as more and more women incorporated pants into their feminist lives….they didn’t know the pant would allow a lady to leave the house with her pussy lips forward, taking that big step into letting randoms look at their pussy, cuz they’re pussy’s all fat and eating said pants….the way NATURE intended.

Without the pant, we’d have to be looking up a skirt and coming across as a predator, so that panth has gifted to us EVERY DAY thanks to the pussy wedgie….and slutty women into rocking a pussy wedgie….to help market the importance of pussy wedgies that don’t always come to us via pants….but also from panty, bikini bottom, shorts, but it all started with pants so let’s celebrate that…

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Pussy Wedgies are the magical gift that tight pants, shorts, panties bring us…..except when they are on old fat chicks who work at the cafeteria, but even then it’s better to see pussy than to not, at least that’s what granny always said, when she’d make us eat her out….which was probably a statement that could have been debated, a good old fashioned pros and cons list, but so long as a layer of fabric stands between me and the potential biohazard, I mean the things some girls do to their vaginas is wild…from fucking gross random household objects, to serious neglect not realizing that it is it’s own petri dish or ecosystem creating new strains of whatever’s oozing out of them….

The point is, I love cameltoe and always will, even when it’s gross, because pussy cleavage, like titty cleavage, is delicious for the eyes….

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I know what you’re thinking Pussy Wedgies are far more fun when you’re giving them to random women at the public pool before the police are called, but you know, it’s winter and the public pool is closed and trying to give the Pussy Wedgies to bitches in snowpants is pretty hard, girl needs to have some fat pussy lips for that, I mean I guess you could creep around the lodge at the base of the ski hill and hope to come across some babes in long underwear to pussy wedgie them before they hit the slops or the apres ski depending on how focused and motivated of a creep you are….is it early morning before first tracks or is it end of the day….

The easier approach to Pussy Wedgies, the lazy man’s approach to pussy wedgies, is pretty fucking simple, look at the pussy wedgies the girls are uploading to the internet because they aren’t out on the streets rockin’ them like it is summer, even though they’d probably like to be….so this is how they get their fix.

All you want for Christmas is a Pussy Wedgie, well call me Santa and here you go!

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Pussy Wedgies are more than just a fetish, or an accidental thing that happens when you have internal genitals, rockin’ a real lie gash, or a silicon insert that looks like a gash, since the world seems to want to replace natural born women, who do amazing things like mother children, with dudes who dress-up like women because they’ve decided they are women and for the most part live out their lives in the most stereotypical way you’d present a woman, you know as you’d expect from a dude…..”I like boys, shopping, dresses, and doing my make-up”…it’s all so offensive, but a great way to get into the women’s lockerroom, make their insanity work for you.

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel…..if you know what I mean.

ANYWAY, pussy wedgies are more than an intentional trend, they are a way of life…
I don’t know what I mean, but I do know that staring a pussy through clothing is a good way to pass the time…you know something to seek out and find, you urban explorer…and they aren’t so hard to find…and they are always fun when they are found….

PUSSY WEDGIE SCAVENGER HUNT stars now.

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I think my favorite thing about the pussy wedgie trend is that girls who are rocking pussy wedgies in the streets are jacking the pussy wedgie up inside themselves as part of their outfit…

You see, we all know the internet version of the trend or fetish of the cameltoe is done intentionally, that’s the internet, fake as shit…

BUT the real life cameltoes that I saw ALL summer over the last few summers, since bitches are in their SEAL HUNTED SEAL SKIN SNOWSUITS up here in Canada right now, too thick for even the fattest pussy to be cameltoed….

So the REAL life cameltoes are bitches who see the cameltoe on the internet, think it’s a style trend and not just some pervert showing off pussy to get clout without being deleted off IG since the pussy is clothed….just show how fat the pussy is and people will like and follow….

So like bitches who used to “where’s my purse” or “let me put lip gloss on” before heading out to do menial tasks are pulling their pants into their cunts because they think they are supposed to because the internet GAMED them.

That’s funny and hot…the MORE pussy wedgies the better.

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Pussy Wedgie are the less shitty wedgie because they don’t involve some closet case bully in your high school trying to play with your underwear like some kind of pervert you know was diddled by his dad….forcing your shitty ass to embarrassingly streak your underwear for all the girls you have crushes on to point and laugh at your lack of hygiene thanks to a dairy intolerance….

Pussy wedgies are the more self inflicted kind of wedgie that showcases the front hole, the better hole, the pussy hole…allowing a motherfucker like me to see its fatness and glory, it’s lips and it’s clit, depending on how tight the pants giving the wedgie are….

Pussy wedgies are the wedgie that allows a pervert like me to guesstimate what the pussy would look like if it wasn’t being choked out by clothes…which may sound desperate, pathetic, embarrassing, because it is…but to me, a shameless pervert, I’ve come to terms with all that and I’m ready to stare knowing that if I don’t the pussy wedgie and pussy I’m looking at will walk out of my life forever, never to be seen again, so SEIZE the day….eventually pussy wedgies won’t be in style and we’ll look back on these days as the GILDED AGE of pussy in public….so TAKE it in…like you want each and every one to take you in….with ease and comfort..NO resistance. .

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As a fan of pussy who doesn’t get to see enough pussy and who could likely never see enough pusssy even if I was a rich dude with a villa who cycled a plane full of pussy to my private retreat to sit by the pool weekly, I’d still want to see more pussy, I find it pretty helpful and decent of these women in the world who feel that showing their pussy, even if it is through their pants and you can’t really get a sense of how much lip, innie/outtie, dick clit their pussies are, but you can get a sesne of how fat their pussies are, which is still more than not knowing….and that’s amazing.

So for Thanksgiving, I am thankful that strangers who I guess are dialled into the hive mind that forces them into doing, wearing, buying, being outraged and fucking the way they are told or programmed to, because they think walking around with their pussies eating their pants like they’ve fasted for a week, when we know that’s unlikely, but still hungry, insatiable…..because most of the girls rocking the cameltoes are girls I have NO business seeing the pussy of, you know cuz I am old, fat, gross and probably the last person they want seeing their pussy, unless I was a subscriber they laughed at while buying their OnlyFans supplied LAMBO…

Point being, pussy wedgies, a Holiday-level treat everyday of the year!

Here’s a round up

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Based on the number of Pussy Wedgies I’ve seen in my barely exciting life, you know basically every time I leave the house there is at least one fat pussy being suffocated by a pair of leggings, which makes me think someone in college or with a job that doesn’t allow work from home likely sees a fuck of a lot more pussy wedgies in a given day, which almost makes me want to go back to school or get a job, but I am too lazy for that…..but pussy wedgies man….they can rook you in and sell you on a whole lot of shit you don’t actually want to do….they call it pussy power and you can see every rich and poor dude cutting child support checks who fell victim to it. It’s a real condition.

Anyway, based on the number of pussy wedgies I see in my very lonely bunker of a life, assuming that if the sample size was bigger, there would be a ton more pussy wedgies, because girls fucking love showing of their pussies, or love how it feels to have a pair of pants pulled up in their pussy like a socially acceptable sex toy that in the right position, like walking or sitting at their desk, can make them cum.

We may be surrounded by cum soaked pussies from said pussy wedgies that are being marketed as fashion but are actually just PERVERSION….

Or maybe, I’m the pervert….which has been said before and that I kinda think is true after 18 years of running this hybrid porn site no one reads.

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I love pussy wedgies, at least public pussy wedgies that are from pants jacked in cunts so I can see what is going on….but part of me hate pussy wedgies, because I know that I am not allowed to run up on legging wearing bitches, whether at the gym, grocery store or park, to give them a pussy wedgie the way I want to, like a high school bully with the autistic kid hanging off the football goal post, and that’s pretty fucking evil of pussy wedgies…..

The good news is, girls give them to themselves….and here’s a round-up.

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I guess pussy wedgies are a tail as old as time because I remember looking at pussy definition in catalog pictures, in bathing suit bottoms, mainly the one-pieces, in panties and in pants for basically as long as I can remember, since figuring out what a pussy was an developing an abnormal love and appreciation for the meat in a woman’s panties…

So not that pussy wedgies are being empowered, or used as a tool to show people you have a bio pussy not a neo pussy, where woman’s rights activists are using it to reclaim the pussy power they are fighting for, where fashion has decided it’s ok for strangers to see your mound, even better if you have fat lips to eat the seam of the pants right under the mound, because there shouldn’t be any pussy shame, just pussy celebration, you exhibitionists who don’t think you’re exhibitionists, since you’re clothed, but use perverts you’re showing the pussy to, sure it’s through the pants pussy, but STILL more pussy than we used to see pre cameltoe trends….and WE thank you for it….

I life with pussy wedgies from random strangers is a life worth living. Rejoice!

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