There is no way that the girls of the world don’t walk around with their pussy eating shorts and their pussy pretty much exposed for all to see, all while just going on a walk or to the grocery store…they MUST do it on purpose because they want strangers to see their cunts, or they like the feeling, like a solid pair of vibrating panties…

I’m not a chick, but I know chicks, and I know, they know, when they jack their shorts up inside themselves to have a more pleasurable day, to see if they still feel, to maybe feel like they still attract male attention, even in this era of everyone being a fag.

They don’t all rub the pussy wedgies like the top picture here, but I feel like that’s what they all want to be doing, but we haven’t got to that official point of degeneracy or modest no longer being the hottest, since normies can’t handle porn and MUST be the porn to feel alive….

The pussy wedgie is probably not an actual conspiracy, or a targeted attack, but if it is, I appreciate it, because I like being the strange man looking at stranger pussy that they pretend they don’t intend for me to see, but that I know they want it seen….you see, cuz I’m not a fag and like seeing the fatness of a pussy on strangers…

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I relate to pussy wedgies. Out of all the things I see celebrated online, whether it’s hearing stories of billionaire tech geniuses, or the homie who paid himself 1,000,000 dollars a day who owns OnlyFans, or whether it’s celebrating all that wealth, or influencer existence, from fitness, to travel to other unrelateable shit to the average pervert, the pussy wedgie is the one thing I can say with confidence that I want to be, that I want to achieve, that I would buy a masterclass course or some ebook on trying to be, because I’ve stared enough at the camel toe, I’m ready to become the cameltoe……

We’re all allowed to have dreams.

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I don’t know if you realize this, but women wear their shorts jacked up inside their cunts, maybe because they are waiting longer to have kids and they are programmed to want to house things in their cunt, making them feel good but not necessarily knowing why, you know because their anti-depressants have disconnected them from their souls and the media has told them “fuck strangers, be happy, it’s about YOU girl, SLAY”….

But women wear a lot of shorts that are jacked inside their cunts, maybe as a way to let you know they are biological women in this era of all woman, even the dudes who pretend to be women jacking themselves up with injections and fillers to look more like instagram feed you all see….but I think the Adam’s apple and the fact that they were once dudes makes them stand out amongst the actual women who are jacking pants up inside themselves to let you know their pussy is not an inside dick that smells like shit….but the less they know that, the more cameltoes we see and I am into that.

So I’m going to go outside to do some CAMELTOE hunting…it’s my only hobby, passion and the only thing I can afford since it is free….

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I am a fucking dinosaur, who may have found the internet a fun level of escapism back in the 90s and early 2000s, where I could distract myself from my shitty life with random smut, tits, pussy, and SLUTS who would send me self produced content of that nature….

But I’ve always been a detach from the matrix, don’t fall into the trap of societal norms motherfucker, and the internet, which was once underground, the wild west, off the radar and hilarious to troll motherfuckers on, is now the McDonalds, Pop Music mainstream, which goes against everything I’ve ever believed…

So I’ve been about that OFFLINE life, because offline is more my vibe, sitting on a computer is gay as shit…

The fun, the adventures and misadventures, the tits and the ass, the drunken nights ending up in ditches all happen when the computer is thrown in the fucking river…..

Most importantly, the bikini cameltoes of spread legged women in skimpy bikinis at the park, or public pool happen offline…in real life in a far more exciting way than a try hard shameless selfie of the shit…

Like last night at the taco stand, a young hot mom in bike shorts came in for some enchiladas and her shorts were pulled up that pussy so hard I felt I saw the afterbirth of the 2 year old baby she was pulling around in a wagon….

The cameltoe is everywhere, it’s real, and you only need the internet to tell these women it’s OK to TOE, BECAUSE the real fun happens when the TOE is found out in the wild….we are hunter gatherers you know….

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I don’t know if all the pussy wedgies I see in a given day are just a geographic thing, you know French Canadian women are slutty and want people to see their cunts, but I am going to assume it’s an internet becoming reality thing, where girls are just trying to fit in like they are when pretending to be Taylor Swift fans or into the Barbie movie….so they wear the spandex and don’t care about the fact that the world can see their cunt, it’s just part of the outfit…

I like to think it’s female self preservation in an era of trannies getting a lot of attention, in a “Look I’m a Real Chick”, but it could just be that girls are into how the pussy wedgie feels pressed against their clits with every step they take, soaking through the tight pants without anyone knowing….

Either way, there’s a lot of hungry for tight pant pussy out there and I’m all for staring.

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My general life philosophy is:

Cum on Cameltoes…

If that doesn’t workout….

Cum to Cameltoes….

Because the frontal wedgie, the VEDGIE, the PUSSY Wedgie…is FUCKING everywhere, making my general life philosophy pretty fucking distracting…

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For some of you losers, myself included, the only pussy that you get to see that you want to see is on the women walking around in tight ass pants showing off the pussy through those pants…

Sure, some of you may be married, you may fuck hookers, you may count pussy you watch in porn as pussy you want to see, but the reality is, when it comes to hot, young, random, babes you see on the streets, who don’t look you in the eye or even your way, because your overall look, smell and vibe creeps them out….is likely wearing a pair of pants or shorts that showcase their cunts….because it seems to be every bitch walking the streets wants us to know they have cunts….a self preservation attempt now that dudes are pretending to be hot chicks on the streets….and we get to be the recipients of those pussy wedgie gifts…..

So yeah, if you’re not into going outside and seeing a consistent flow of pussy through pants on the streets, in the gym, at the coffee shop, WORKING the grocery store cash, because for whatever reason, the tight pants are seen as formalwear, well, here’s a bunch of PUSSY wedgies for you.

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It’s lunch time somewhere, at least that’s what I saw every time I see a pussy eating a pair of pants or shorts, which for the record is all the fucking time. I don’t remember the last time I left the house and didn’t see a cameltoe, sure they aren’t all awesome, sometimes they are old ladies getting their steps in wearing leggings, the other night outside the Dairy Queen it was a 300 pounder with one of the fattest pussy wedgies I ever saw, but I still see them daily….

Is it a trend, or are pussies just angry and emotionally eating more than they ever had, is it the pants, do the girls even know they are fucking their pants off, or does the butt plug they wear throughout the day divert sensation from the wedgie….

I do not have the answers, I just have the cameltoes….a whole gallery of em.

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In the event you didn’t know, it’s summertime sadness out there, and you can actually see non stop pussy wedgies in person, in human form, by pretty hot chicks that are wondering the streets with their pussy eating up their shorts like a fat bitch at the all-inclusive resort, just aggressively as fuck that it’s ALMOST gross…

I mean just today, when delaying my antics on this internet website machine, I saw at least 3 solid pussy wedgies, some fatter lipped than the next, all in bike shorts, or those dumb wrestling outfits, all worthy of jerking off to, because sometimes the pussy wedgie is more appealing than the pussy itself…

We had a fatty in shorts to small, a skinny in shorts to small, a curvy in the right way with shorts to small…ultimately, the common thread was shorts to small and this is a taste of the pussy wedgie, but if you’re smart, get outside and get an actual taste of a pussy wedgie by licking any seats the pussy wedgie may find themselves seated on!

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There are people with FEEDER fetishes, you know they like to watch bitches stuff their fucking faces in what I guess is called a MUKBANG….becasue a fat bitch is a chick with bigger tits and ass who is too sick and lazy and slow to RUN from your sexual advances I guess. I can’t think of any other perk of being with a fat chick, unless you’re suicidal and want to be smothered to death by a woman and the only way to help the probability of being smothered to death by a woman during sex is with a woman who weighs as much as a school bus…..that or they like the smell of a sweaty ass that has that cheesy and delicious scent because it can’t get wiped our powdered right….

I am a person with a pussy feeder fetish, meaning, I like pussies stuffing their pussy faces, with pants, shorts, underwear, whatever they can get stuffed up inside themselves, because the crease of a pussy, a lip on either side of a fabric, fully showcasing as much of the pussy as it can while being clothed, just makes for staring at a woman’s crotch more exciting.

So here are some pussy wedgies…not your high school wedgie that scarred you because you’re the loser getting the wedgie kind of wedgie, but rather the updated version that’s less creepy to jerk off to.

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