I relate to pussy wedgies. Out of all the things I see celebrated online, whether it’s hearing stories of billionaire tech geniuses, or the homie who paid himself 1,000,000 dollars a day who owns OnlyFans, or whether it’s celebrating all that wealth, or influencer existence, from fitness, to travel to other unrelateable shit to the average pervert, the pussy wedgie is the one thing I can say with confidence that I want to be, that I want to achieve, that I would buy a masterclass course or some ebook on trying to be, because I’ve stared enough at the camel toe, I’m ready to become the cameltoe……

We’re all allowed to have dreams.

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