Lourdes Leon is one of Madonna’s children who I assume she actually birthed and didn’t smuggle from you some South American cloning lab, but then again, Madonna is a self professed priestess in the illuminati who has paid her dues, so ANYTHING is possible…since she doesn’t even look like her mom, but I guess only freakish clown instagram filters look like her mom.

Lourdes Leon, thanks being one of Madonna’s children has fame without trying, money without working, a lifestyle people dream of, not that I’d dream of being Madonna’s child, but if I was, I’d request being re-inserted in her womb every once in a while just to get close to that familiar leathery smell……

So what people slave for and never achieve, she’s got, and it gives her time to post important selfies with her big tits on her big bod, in a small bikini top, becaue if you’ve been on social media in the last year you’ll know, that’s what’s important in this vapid and disgusting wasteland we call the internet…which is unfortunately now “real life” because everyone’s addicted to the shit and distracted by the shit.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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