Kiernan Shipka is from a family that relocated to LA when she was 6 to pursue her acting career, which is typically a red flag that makes you think that the family saw an opportunity to cash in after they officially sell their kid to an industry that has been marketed to them as being the best thing ever, the top of the food chain, the endless benefits of celebrity, from creepy fans, to pressure to maintain, to everything else empty and vapid in selling yourself out for money!

Or maybe her parents were just SUPER fucking supportive, put our lives on hold for our fucking 6 year old we believe in!

Anyway, she’s 22 now, she’s secured her spot in the entertaiment industry she’s been in since she was 6, but even that’s not enough to maintain in this fast paced celebrity chasing world, even after being recruited young, she’s got to post smutty shit to get jerked off to like a common whore trying to make it, in that never ending cycle of empty fame chasing! Especially as a white girl when the woke hollywood needs diversity…..SCRAMBLE!

I don’t find her hot, her face is horse-like, but she’s skinny and wears lacy loungewear like a 70s cocaine madame at a high end brothel, so I’ll look, it’s not like I have better shit to do, and her not being fat is half the fucking battle in this world of fat!

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