Does anyone actually give a shit about Kiernan Shipka, the “New” Sabrina no one asked for, but I guess when CW got the rights to the Archie Comics they felt compelled to do a dark and mysterious version of Sabrina, totally shitting all over our girl Caroline Rhea and Melissa Joan Hart’s version…because the 90s were more uplifting and about family programming, wholesome an corny jokes and this generation is the RAW ANAL SEX version of that….you know and SHIPKA…your new Sabrina is just doing her part as a hired liar…or actress depending on how you feel about the whole acting thing…
In this selfie shoot, the actress no one gives a shit about is in lingerie…because if you put on lingerie maybe they will care…the MORE naked you get the more they care…RIGHT…
RIGHT….
That is precisely ALL it takes…born with tits, even little ones…and you’re good to go…the other shit is just NOISE.
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