Kiernan Shipka is the girl from Mad Men, a show I never watched because I hate the advertising industry for not giving me more money since they think we are porn. I could have been RICH if it weren’t for you bigots!

That said, Kiernan Shipka is most recently Sabrina the Teenaged Witch on some Riverdale spinoff that the CW put together because they probably bought the Archie comics film rights and with the hype of Riverdale at the time, why wouldn’t they do some slowed down reverb pop song filled pile of dark and moody shit….

That said, Kiernan Shipka is on the rise and in being on the rise, trying to get to the A-List, leveling up, she has been spotted with celebrity handler, and constant celebrity boyfriend, the Pete Davidson of his time, that was a little more believable than Pete Davidson, because he didn’t look like he had AIDS and was dying….back when the satanist tried to cover-up their demonic intentions with handsomeness.

So now, we can assume the Kiernan Shipka now has all the STDs you’d want for a Hollywood chick climbing the ranks!

Before Kiernan’s young pussy was Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry, Taylor Swif……

What an honor it must be to suck a dick with that sort of resume….

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