There used to be a time, many many years ago, that I would do death watches for specific celebs who looked like they were on the brink of death, because the celebrity life is filled with behind the scenes trauma that we will never understand and we should be sympathetic when we see them in their collapse that caused by selling their soul for money and fame….

So there was a Mischa Barton death watch, she looked rough, a Tara Reid death watch, also looked rough, a Lohan death watch, none ever died…but it didn’t mean it wasn’t fun as we all assumed they would…..

Well, now I’m doing a Britney is already dead watch, where her content is years old, that she’s no longer with us RIP MOTHERFUCKER….because the character they have in her content doesn’t really feel like her, maybe it is her, but it also seems like it was shot a LONG time ago….

I figure if you have someone in conservatorship, you don’t let them out of that, especially when they are super stars like Britney with a shit ton of money on the line.

Sure, it’s all just conspiracy, but if she is FREE someone needs to give her a tutorial on how to use her new phone, for new content, cuz this shit is getting old, or looking old….

Why aren’t the paparazzi following her?

Why doesn’t she do any media, when her social seems like she has a lot to say….no podcasts, no sex tapes, no nudity she wants out there so bad.

It’s ALL very suspicious….but I’ll still watch her content even though it feels like an episode of shitty TV keeping the dead motherfucker alive through social media….and if she is alive and running her shit badly…she’s not very good at it and should run with the narrative that she’s dead, or institutionalized to justify how shit it is.

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