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2024

27

Mar

Kelly Gale Brings the Bikini Tits of the Day

Kelly Gale is the brown Swedish Australian chick with tits that dreams are made of…

I actually checked her instagram profile, meaning I typed in her name to see what her tits are up to, obviously for the sake of doing a post on her here, since I like to celebrate hot chicks in a world where too many uglies get ahead….

She hadn’t posted for a week and I thought that’s a terrible strategy as she tries to rollout her acting career in LA…because that’s pretty much what she is doing…luckily she’s fixed that slackin’ by throwing up this bikini pic that shows off both the frontside and the backside…all in one photo like some MATRIX cinematographic technological advances uses MIRRORS and 360 cameras or some shit…and it makes for good jerk off fodder, you don’t have to flip between pictures to get tits and ass in the same frame…BRILLIANT…

The truth is you should feel bad for Kelly Gale, she hit it big with Victoria’s Secret, making all of us want to HIT IT…because of those sweet brown chocolatey milk filled milk bags…but then the woke mob came at them, they fired all the hot chicks and forced them to go back to other kinds of whoring to rich dudes to offset their loss in earnings…

IT was real dark times for the hotties, but through it all they remained hot, they didn’t give into the obesity trend my stuffing their faces, or into the disabled trend by trying to paralyze themselves by jumping into traffic from a luxury high rise, or even to take on the mental health struggles of “I’m so crazy, therefore I deserve work”…instead they sat it out being hot knowing HOT chicks will RULE the lives of all of us again….

Some us stayed committed to celebrating hot chicks…and discounting the uglies…we are the heroes through and survivors of that propaganda…pat yourself on the back looking at this….

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2024

21

Mar

Kelly Gale is Doggy Style of the Day

I love bitches with bitches because dogs are the fucking best, end of story…but not end of post…because I have some rambling about nonsense to do and I am going to do it and you’re not going to read it…and neither of us will be better for it…it’s a lose lose lose scenario.

Kelly Gale is the hot trashy model who was once a Victoria’s Secret model, but who now is more of an OnlyFans instagram model, doing campaigns for Fashionnova, which is the Skinny Tea of bottom feeding clothing, despite being a multi-billion dollar brand, because girls like whorish stripper clothes that is stupid cheap and destroys the environment they protest so hard to save while doing their virtue signalling…

She’s got big hot tits…thanks to being Swedish, Indian and Australin…the perfect mix of trashy living in a sewer, acting like you live in a sewer, while having a modern and convenient design.

Anyway she’s posing with a dog for a clothing brand….hence the title being called Doggy Style, because I am simplistic like that….but not simplistic enough to just write “tits”…which is really all this post should be.

She is in a few acting jobs, I guess parlaying from trashy model to trashy actress and one of the movies is called UGLIES, where the world kills off the UGLIES, I dream we’ve all had….at least that I’ve had…and we can assume that Kelly Gale was cast because she’s not ugly, but because she’s hot, jerk off to her.

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2024

05

Mar

Kelly Gale’s Rockin Tits on Instagram of the Day

Kelly Gale is the Australian with Indian tits who was raised in Sweden because her mom is actually an Indian from Sweden, not all Swedes are blonde big titty babes who work at IKEA or VOLVO or in 1960s spy movies, some adopt Indian babies and raise them as their own….her dad was an Australian football player and together they raised this magical, now 28 year old exotic creature….

She’s got the tits of a Swedish Indian, the attitude of a drunk Australian, I have no idea what her accent is, but I am sure it’s either terrorizing and Australian or hot….

She is a legit model, who seems less legit, but she worked for all the major brands and probably still does but the key brand was probably Victoria’s Secret, before they made an attack on the hot chicks in their roster of talent…in their arsenal….in their suitcase they brought back on the Lolita Express before it was given to Eppy as the Lolita Express…

I’m much more into her whore content for social media that’s fashionable art….we call it F’art.

She’s married to some famous Swedish actor, because if you were a famous Swede Actor, you probably want to adopt your own little Indian hybrid too, mainly because of the tits….

So here’s some film photos she posted, sheer bikini because cheap bikinis do this, and you can basically see her cunt and her nipples, which is LEGENDARY for those of us into CUNT and nipples.

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2024

29

Feb

Kelly Gale is Hot of the Day

I don’t know how desperate Kelly Gale has become since the whole Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval was robbed from her because of the WOKE AGENDA deciding they hate hot chicks, even though hot chicks are the whole meaning of life, the whole purpose of living, the whole foundation of society, the everything we need and want in the world…the fucking coveted hot chick who manipulates us into eating the fucking apple so that we end living a life of hell instead of eternal happiness in the garden of Eden because hot chicks are everything..

So instead logically using their brains and saying “Hot chicks have done well for us”….they listened to the corporate DEI team of fat uglies who were responding to the unfavorable tweets from other fat uglies….destroying a brand at it’s fucking core and leaving hotties like Kelly Gale to fend for herself…

She’s Australian, Indian and Swedish…she can handle slubs, outbacks and great fjords, are they called fjords in Sweden, who cares, her tits are awesome, her legs skinny and cartoon like, her ass small but still round, her hips barely there, but those tits….and half nakedness amazing….SHE IS STRONG…and WILL OVERCOME…

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2024

12

Feb

Kelly Gale Hits the Big Leagues in her Underwear of the Day

Kelly Gale is the Swedish, Australian, Indian chick with the tits we assume are fake, ut that could be real, since she’s Swedish and Indian which are known for their big tits on a cultural level, which some woke lesbian with her pronouns and flag in her bio will call racist, or some shit….but it’s FACTS….you don’t want to be the flat chested Swede or the Flat Chested girl in Mumbai, because you’ll be killed off to keep their reputation alive. MUST END YOUR GENETIC LINE NOW TINY TITTER…

Anyway, she did VS, was a big enough deal on the international level and then things fell apart. Her tits are still great. She still has the drunk Australian sensibility of showing off her half naked body like she’s at some Outback bar in a movie starring Julia Garner…

She’s now working for Fashionnova, who are a billion dollar company, I’ve heard that they are even going public on the stock market, but who go their start outfitting the lowest level instagram whore with stripper gear you’d buy at the sex shop for your mom because she’s a stripper just trying to pay the rent.

Now, Kelly Gale, legit underwear model, is in underwear for Fashionnova, like you didn’t have to be a SKINNY TEA prostitute to be in their marketing talent pool, and that’s exciting for Fashionnova…and I guess you…since she’s half naked and still hot…

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2024

31

Jan

What has Kelly Gale’s Tits Been Up To of the Day

I am a pretty fucking lazy person who is not really interested in anything celebrity, pop culture, model, babe, half naked chick, porn chick…it’s all really repetitive and dull…I just update this site angrily because I have a mental problem.

So I haven’t really checked in on Kelly Gale, in fact if it wasn’t for my hairdresser friend who is not gay, despite being a little limp in the wrists, I would have forgot her all together, but he just loves her tits and trying to figure out if they are real, gel packs, inserts or a combination of being half Swedish and half Indian, raised the slut breeding Australa…

As it turns out, she still doing some model shit, she still has the tits, and overall, I think she’s pretty lovely….remnants of Victoria’s Secret Past….revisiting us in social media hipster slut content….FUN.

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2023

07

Jul

Are Kelly Gale’s Tits Real or Unreal of the Day

Here’s some hard hitting journalism that is probably not considered journalism because I am a not a journalist, even thought I write bullshit all day….and this hard hitting non-journalism is a question as to whether her big tits on her small frame are real…..

You see she’s Indian, DESI show me your BOBS, and they tend to have big tits, along with babies born with extra limbs….but also Swedish, who also tend to have big tits, at least that was the rumor years ago when they’d release data on average bra-size by country, they don’t do that anymore, but SHOULD….SKIMS ARE HER HEARING THIS?

She’s also Australian and those Ozone battered, party girls with son damage, built from criminals in exile blood are sluts, so it makes for a solid combo….YET we still don’t know…. ARE KELLY GALE’s TITS REAL or UNREAL?

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2023

22

Jun

Skinny Body Titty Model Kelly Gale Gets Out of the Lake of the Day

Kelly Gale is the Swedish, Indian (dot not feather), Australian model who I guess was with Victoria’s Secret when they used hot chicks with hot bodies, with skinny long and lean frames and a set of big bikini model tits, that may or may not be authentic, but who the fuck cares, we interact with them through a screen and if the Sri Lankan who owns the depanneur by my house’s tits have anything to say about it, South Asians are naturally BUSTY as fuck…

The point of the story is while VS has gone the fat, woke, gross route to divert attention from bein involved with HUMAN TRAFFICKERS, Kelly Gale still produces her own bikini content on her iphone and doesn’t need those fucks, she just needs them hot tits in bikini on her lean body.

I’m into it and would like to EAT her CURRY MEATBALL ON THE BAR-B…..because I like THOT content on INSTAGRAM by people who have had some critical success before turning to self producing their shameless shit..HOT…..

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2023

15

Jun

Kelly Gale Has Big Tits of the Day

Kelly Gale is a Swedish, Australian, Indian model who once worked for Victoria’s Secret, back when they were into hot chicks with big tits, before figuring out that fat trannies with the fattest cocks and the sloppiest set of tits, were a better strategy to sell panties to women of the world….in part because the evil powers that control the world made them do it, to avoid cancellation and having their funding dropped, since they want to destroy society as we know it.

You see, the VS founder’s got some dirt on him, thanks to being the original owner of a very famous plane that some people flew on over 20 times, because they really like the Virgin Islands….so they had their hands tied behind their back when they had to do their part to destroy the standard of women they perpetuated so long, that gave girls something to work towards, while giving dudes something to think about while fucking fatties…

Anyway, she’s now an aspiring actress it seems, she’s got acting managers, acting agents, on a quest to ACT and assuming they run through her like Lily Rose Depp in The Idol, just fully naked and exposed in awful sex scenes, I think we’ll be in a good place, since she’s too rich to ever do actual porn…

Anyways she posts titty content to her instagram and it’s a hot mix of mixed tit….

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2022

23

Aug

Kelly Gale Topless of the Day

Kelly Gale seems to be in the Sauna with some weird fucking boots on, because I’ll assume this is for fashion, since she’s one of those important fucking models, but at least she got the majority of her Sauna outfit right, by being topless!

It’s not the first time you’ve seen her topless I am sure, she’s a VS model, SI Swim Model, been in the titty model game for 8 or 9 years and is only 27, so the majority of her adult life has been built around these tits!

This is for Vogue Scandinavia, which is why there’s a Sauna, she’s Swedish, she gets it, and her husband or soon to be husband is her co-star in the shoot, because she’s an actor named Joel Kinnaman that was in the 2021 Suicide Squad, which I think may have been a pile of dog shit, but good enough of an acting career that I assume is far more successful in his Native Sweden from before making the crossover to Hollywood, and thus GOOD enough for a bikini / lingerie / titty model to wallet fuck hard enough to make babies that will pay them 20k a month for 18 years! Modern LOVE, Modern Romance! All transactional whores!

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