Kelly Gale is a big titty Indian Australian from Sweden and she’s skinny with big tits.

I don’t know if her tits are real, but based on all the Indians taking over our country and running all our fast food chains, I will say that they seem to have fat sloppers…even the skinny ones…probably from being able to afford all the food they want because the Government pays them 200 dollars a day to be here….NICE LIFE stranger…

I also know that Swedish chicks have big tits, but her Indian mom was adopted by Swedish people and raised in Sweden, so unless the Swedes have big tits from a diet of Reindeer and IKEA meatballs, I figure they’re from India and/or fake.

That being said, they look good, so who fucking cares….

There are bigger issues at hand, like the fact that the 30 years old is posting BURNING MAN style pictures months after BURNING man, like she’s one of those idiots BURNERS who doesn’t shut up about Burning Man.

It’s the veganism of festivals where these idiots really feel they did some spiritual pilgrimage to hang out with other rich people in the middle of no where on drugs, to talk about how great they fucking are….

I can’t stand people who treat Burning Man like a religious experience….they are the worst…even if they have long skinny legs and fat tits that should be exposed if they were really the Burning Man experience I was looking for….

Maybe this will inspire your DYSTOPIAN future water-less world fantasies….but to me it’s just a reminder to look at her other titty pics after staring at her cunt in panties as it walks in slow motion at me, probably unshowered, probably stinky….just the way I like it….and not because it’s Indian, eats curry and shits everywhere…but maybe a little because of that…

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Kelly Gale is the Australian, Swedish, Indian model who seems to like to exploit any and all of her ethnic and cultural background labels to push whatever needs to be pushed, and by any and all of her ethic and cultural background labels, I mean her tits and hot model body in slutty content….

She’s got the permanent tan from being Indian, the big Indian tits you’d recognize if you ever got served at the Indian buffet by one of the owners 12 daughters but without the vindaloo diarrhea, but instead a different kind of PANEEER….

Since she’s also Swedish it could also be those tits since the Swedes used to have the biggest bra size per capita in the past, I think probably surpassed by the obesity crisis in America, which is a totally different kind of big tit….a scary and terrible big tit that the big tits don’t seem to realize aren’t hot big tits….plus she’s only Swedish due to a passport.

Either way, the tits she seems to have jacked up with implants because she’s a bikini model are important and there is pressure that comes with that, but that could just be because she’s Australian trash and without her Swedish and Indian roots, she’d be some overly tanned sun damaged drunk chain smoker in the outback….

Instead, she was a VS model, now working as an IG THOT model, in the ass out poses and tit out poses that would be seen as shameless and trashy if she wasn’t in such a luxurious setting, with a pre-established luxurious background as a top model….

She’s probably one of the more interesting high end set out tits out there, so we celebrate her vacation pics as she is influencing.

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Kelly Gale is the Indian Swedish Australian hybrid human with the tits.

She was a Victoria’s Secret model who did Victoria’s Secret bullshit before Victoria’s Secret decided to cancel the fuck out of hot chicks because they listened to the fucking internet trolls and demons and decided their entire marketing strategy of the last 30 years of business was bad and that the bitter fat genderless pig with a birth defect, autism and too much rage was the person to listen to.

As a society, brands gravitated to the downers who found themselves and each other on the internet, instead of marginalizing them, ignoring them, and enforcing the fact that they are boring fucking losers who don’t matter, the way nature intended….

It’s all because you fucks took that anti-bullying stance, so that the nerds and rejects and loners become confident when they should have otherwise killed themselves or made themselves invisible from the fear and trauma of being abused by their peers…

Instead, we celebrated them as equals and they were able to turn a bikini babe brand into dog shit, who have now decided to head back to bikini babe content, but for a while things went dark.

Kelly Gale, the slutty Australian with the tits, who is trying to become an actress now has faced adversity, has faced the struggles of the hot chick and has continued to push forward with hotness and for that, we celebrate her….

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Kelly Gale is the brown Swedish Australian chick with tits that dreams are made of…

I actually checked her instagram profile, meaning I typed in her name to see what her tits are up to, obviously for the sake of doing a post on her here, since I like to celebrate hot chicks in a world where too many uglies get ahead….

She hadn’t posted for a week and I thought that’s a terrible strategy as she tries to rollout her acting career in LA…because that’s pretty much what she is doing…luckily she’s fixed that slackin’ by throwing up this bikini pic that shows off both the frontside and the backside…all in one photo like some MATRIX cinematographic technological advances uses MIRRORS and 360 cameras or some shit…and it makes for good jerk off fodder, you don’t have to flip between pictures to get tits and ass in the same frame…BRILLIANT…

The truth is you should feel bad for Kelly Gale, she hit it big with Victoria’s Secret, making all of us want to HIT IT…because of those sweet brown chocolatey milk filled milk bags…but then the woke mob came at them, they fired all the hot chicks and forced them to go back to other kinds of whoring to rich dudes to offset their loss in earnings…

IT was real dark times for the hotties, but through it all they remained hot, they didn’t give into the obesity trend my stuffing their faces, or into the disabled trend by trying to paralyze themselves by jumping into traffic from a luxury high rise, or even to take on the mental health struggles of “I’m so crazy, therefore I deserve work”…instead they sat it out being hot knowing HOT chicks will RULE the lives of all of us again….

Some us stayed committed to celebrating hot chicks…and discounting the uglies…we are the heroes through and survivors of that propaganda…pat yourself on the back looking at this….

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I love bitches with bitches because dogs are the fucking best, end of story…but not end of post…because I have some rambling about nonsense to do and I am going to do it and you’re not going to read it…and neither of us will be better for it…it’s a lose lose lose scenario.

Kelly Gale is the hot trashy model who was once a Victoria’s Secret model, but who now is more of an OnlyFans instagram model, doing campaigns for Fashionnova, which is the Skinny Tea of bottom feeding clothing, despite being a multi-billion dollar brand, because girls like whorish stripper clothes that is stupid cheap and destroys the environment they protest so hard to save while doing their virtue signalling…

She’s got big hot tits…thanks to being Swedish, Indian and Australin…the perfect mix of trashy living in a sewer, acting like you live in a sewer, while having a modern and convenient design.

Anyway she’s posing with a dog for a clothing brand….hence the title being called Doggy Style, because I am simplistic like that….but not simplistic enough to just write “tits”…which is really all this post should be.

She is in a few acting jobs, I guess parlaying from trashy model to trashy actress and one of the movies is called UGLIES, where the world kills off the UGLIES, I dream we’ve all had….at least that I’ve had…and we can assume that Kelly Gale was cast because she’s not ugly, but because she’s hot, jerk off to her.

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Kelly Gale is the Australian with Indian tits who was raised in Sweden because her mom is actually an Indian from Sweden, not all Swedes are blonde big titty babes who work at IKEA or VOLVO or in 1960s spy movies, some adopt Indian babies and raise them as their own….her dad was an Australian football player and together they raised this magical, now 28 year old exotic creature….

She’s got the tits of a Swedish Indian, the attitude of a drunk Australian, I have no idea what her accent is, but I am sure it’s either terrorizing and Australian or hot….

She is a legit model, who seems less legit, but she worked for all the major brands and probably still does but the key brand was probably Victoria’s Secret, before they made an attack on the hot chicks in their roster of talent…in their arsenal….in their suitcase they brought back on the Lolita Express before it was given to Eppy as the Lolita Express…

I’m much more into her whore content for social media that’s fashionable art….we call it F’art.

She’s married to some famous Swedish actor, because if you were a famous Swede Actor, you probably want to adopt your own little Indian hybrid too, mainly because of the tits….

So here’s some film photos she posted, sheer bikini because cheap bikinis do this, and you can basically see her cunt and her nipples, which is LEGENDARY for those of us into CUNT and nipples.

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I don’t know how desperate Kelly Gale has become since the whole Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval was robbed from her because of the WOKE AGENDA deciding they hate hot chicks, even though hot chicks are the whole meaning of life, the whole purpose of living, the whole foundation of society, the everything we need and want in the world…the fucking coveted hot chick who manipulates us into eating the fucking apple so that we end living a life of hell instead of eternal happiness in the garden of Eden because hot chicks are everything..

So instead logically using their brains and saying “Hot chicks have done well for us”….they listened to the corporate DEI team of fat uglies who were responding to the unfavorable tweets from other fat uglies….destroying a brand at it’s fucking core and leaving hotties like Kelly Gale to fend for herself…

She’s Australian, Indian and Swedish…she can handle slubs, outbacks and great fjords, are they called fjords in Sweden, who cares, her tits are awesome, her legs skinny and cartoon like, her ass small but still round, her hips barely there, but those tits….and half nakedness amazing….SHE IS STRONG…and WILL OVERCOME…

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Kelly Gale is the Swedish, Australian, Indian chick with the tits we assume are fake, ut that could be real, since she’s Swedish and Indian which are known for their big tits on a cultural level, which some woke lesbian with her pronouns and flag in her bio will call racist, or some shit….but it’s FACTS….you don’t want to be the flat chested Swede or the Flat Chested girl in Mumbai, because you’ll be killed off to keep their reputation alive. MUST END YOUR GENETIC LINE NOW TINY TITTER…

Anyway, she did VS, was a big enough deal on the international level and then things fell apart. Her tits are still great. She still has the drunk Australian sensibility of showing off her half naked body like she’s at some Outback bar in a movie starring Julia Garner…

She’s now working for Fashionnova, who are a billion dollar company, I’ve heard that they are even going public on the stock market, but who go their start outfitting the lowest level instagram whore with stripper gear you’d buy at the sex shop for your mom because she’s a stripper just trying to pay the rent.

Now, Kelly Gale, legit underwear model, is in underwear for Fashionnova, like you didn’t have to be a SKINNY TEA prostitute to be in their marketing talent pool, and that’s exciting for Fashionnova…and I guess you…since she’s half naked and still hot…

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I am a pretty fucking lazy person who is not really interested in anything celebrity, pop culture, model, babe, half naked chick, porn chick…it’s all really repetitive and dull…I just update this site angrily because I have a mental problem.

So I haven’t really checked in on Kelly Gale, in fact if it wasn’t for my hairdresser friend who is not gay, despite being a little limp in the wrists, I would have forgot her all together, but he just loves her tits and trying to figure out if they are real, gel packs, inserts or a combination of being half Swedish and half Indian, raised the slut breeding Australa…

As it turns out, she still doing some model shit, she still has the tits, and overall, I think she’s pretty lovely….remnants of Victoria’s Secret Past….revisiting us in social media hipster slut content….FUN.

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Here’s some hard hitting journalism that is probably not considered journalism because I am a not a journalist, even thought I write bullshit all day….and this hard hitting non-journalism is a question as to whether her big tits on her small frame are real…..

You see she’s Indian, DESI show me your BOBS, and they tend to have big tits, along with babies born with extra limbs….but also Swedish, who also tend to have big tits, at least that was the rumor years ago when they’d release data on average bra-size by country, they don’t do that anymore, but SHOULD….SKIMS ARE HER HEARING THIS?

She’s also Australian and those Ozone battered, party girls with son damage, built from criminals in exile blood are sluts, so it makes for a solid combo….YET we still don’t know…. ARE KELLY GALE’s TITS REAL or UNREAL?

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