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2024

12

Feb

Kelly Gale Hits the Big Leagues in her Underwear of the Day

Kelly Gale is the Swedish, Australian, Indian chick with the tits we assume are fake, ut that could be real, since she’s Swedish and Indian which are known for their big tits on a cultural level, which some woke lesbian with her pronouns and flag in her bio will call racist, or some shit….but it’s FACTS….you don’t want to be the flat chested Swede or the Flat Chested girl in Mumbai, because you’ll be killed off to keep their reputation alive. MUST END YOUR GENETIC LINE NOW TINY TITTER…

Anyway, she did VS, was a big enough deal on the international level and then things fell apart. Her tits are still great. She still has the drunk Australian sensibility of showing off her half naked body like she’s at some Outback bar in a movie starring Julia Garner…

She’s now working for Fashionnova, who are a billion dollar company, I’ve heard that they are even going public on the stock market, but who go their start outfitting the lowest level instagram whore with stripper gear you’d buy at the sex shop for your mom because she’s a stripper just trying to pay the rent.

Now, Kelly Gale, legit underwear model, is in underwear for Fashionnova, like you didn’t have to be a SKINNY TEA prostitute to be in their marketing talent pool, and that’s exciting for Fashionnova…and I guess you…since she’s half naked and still hot…

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