Kelly Gale is the brown Swedish Australian chick with tits that dreams are made of…

I actually checked her instagram profile, meaning I typed in her name to see what her tits are up to, obviously for the sake of doing a post on her here, since I like to celebrate hot chicks in a world where too many uglies get ahead….

She hadn’t posted for a week and I thought that’s a terrible strategy as she tries to rollout her acting career in LA…because that’s pretty much what she is doing…luckily she’s fixed that slackin’ by throwing up this bikini pic that shows off both the frontside and the backside…all in one photo like some MATRIX cinematographic technological advances uses MIRRORS and 360 cameras or some shit…and it makes for good jerk off fodder, you don’t have to flip between pictures to get tits and ass in the same frame…BRILLIANT…

The truth is you should feel bad for Kelly Gale, she hit it big with Victoria’s Secret, making all of us want to HIT IT…because of those sweet brown chocolatey milk filled milk bags…but then the woke mob came at them, they fired all the hot chicks and forced them to go back to other kinds of whoring to rich dudes to offset their loss in earnings…

IT was real dark times for the hotties, but through it all they remained hot, they didn’t give into the obesity trend my stuffing their faces, or into the disabled trend by trying to paralyze themselves by jumping into traffic from a luxury high rise, or even to take on the mental health struggles of “I’m so crazy, therefore I deserve work”…instead they sat it out being hot knowing HOT chicks will RULE the lives of all of us again….

Some us stayed committed to celebrating hot chicks…and discounting the uglies…we are the heroes through and survivors of that propaganda…pat yourself on the back looking at this….

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