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2022

23

Aug

Kelly Gale Topless of the Day

Kelly Gale seems to be in the Sauna with some weird fucking boots on, because I’ll assume this is for fashion, since she’s one of those important fucking models, but at least she got the majority of her Sauna outfit right, by being topless!

It’s not the first time you’ve seen her topless I am sure, she’s a VS model, SI Swim Model, been in the titty model game for 8 or 9 years and is only 27, so the majority of her adult life has been built around these tits!

This is for Vogue Scandinavia, which is why there’s a Sauna, she’s Swedish, she gets it, and her husband or soon to be husband is her co-star in the shoot, because she’s an actor named Joel Kinnaman that was in the 2021 Suicide Squad, which I think may have been a pile of dog shit, but good enough of an acting career that I assume is far more successful in his Native Sweden from before making the crossover to Hollywood, and thus GOOD enough for a bikini / lingerie / titty model to wallet fuck hard enough to make babies that will pay them 20k a month for 18 years! Modern LOVE, Modern Romance! All transactional whores!

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2021

30

Jul

Kelly Gale Pussy Print of the Day

This photographer CAMERON HAMMOND is one of the best of the bikini photographers out there, not that I scroll social media and really know what’s being produced, I realized a long time ago that that is not w a world I want to be a part of and prefer just doing my own thing on my own server that I control what gets deleted or said….it’s as free as I can get until a van comes and collects me, or if the internet gets turned off, which could happen if the people don’t wake the fuck up….but maybe turning off the internet is what they need to wake up and walk out of their screen addicted bubble…where they get to reconnect with being HUMAN again…instead of these AI weirdos..

Anyway, HAMMOND takes hot pics and today, he’s shot Swedish model Kelly Gale who has been in Sports Illustrate, Victoria’s Secret, Playboy, other hot shit cuz she’s hot…

Sine I’m on a COVID kick, because people seem to be misinformed idiots, I’d like to post some statistics on Sweden, Kelly Gale’s hometown that didn’t use masks or lockdowns on the healthy, they protected the vulnerable, and most of them are still alive….stop being a pussy.

That said, this is her bikini shoot….



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2020

02

Dec

Kelly Gale Naked of the Day

Kelly Gale is some ambiguously brown model, you know some 50 shades of beige, the future of humanity, always nice and tanned babe who I guess worked for Victoria’s Secret. She’s Swedish but also Indian and Australian and she’s strategically naked to remind you that mixing various species of humans can sometimes result in a super human, new designer breed. You know like when they mixed poodles and goldens and created the GOLDIE POO, but the human version….

I don’t know why she’s naked, but she should always be naked, it’s good.

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2020

25

Nov

Kelly Gale Got Them Tits On of the Day

Kelly Gale is some brown skinned model with a rocking set of tits who is Swedish and Australian and I guess Indian, dot not feather, naan bread not bannock, because that’s where her mom was born.

She was discovered at 13, perverted, but has gone onto do at least 5 Victoria’s Secret fashion shows…back when they did fashion shows before fully tapping out and letting Rihanna and her underwear company destroy them at their core.

The tall as shit 5 ft 11 model and her big tits have also done Playboy back in 2016, amongst doing all the Victoria’s Secret work, because I guess she’s got big tits that always wanted to be branded by the Bunny…..even though Playboy is usually what they do at the end of their careers, not when they are knee deep in it…

I don’t know what she does now, but she posted this shit on the social media feed where we learn she’s really not that relevant or famous, but maye that will change as Hollywood needs more ethnically obscure, darker toned skin, to seem less racist than they already are….but since Kelly Gale lives in Sweden, maybe that idiotic inclusivity shit isn’t some bullshit angle, where they just act normal and don’t lock down society to get herd immunity, but rather just protect the old people, and basically survive a pandemic without all the media hype that makes the idiot citizens think they are in the most boring movie…you know a country where black or white people can make it like they do in America…without making it some bullshit angle…

All this to say, she’s hot.

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2020

25

Jun

Kelly Gale Sideboob Sunset of the Day

Kelly Gale Sideboob Bikini Sunset

Kelly Gale is some Victoria’s Secret model who has some pretty big tits, which is convenient, since she’s some Victoria’s Secret model, where tits are, or at least were celebrated before the company that funded the most famous underage girl trafficker, decided to pretend they are woke for marketing purposes as they are barely surviving COVID…

She posted up some clickbait attention seeking pics of herself, her tits, and her ass in bikini because when you’re a bikini or underwear model that has made it to the top in terms of “Mainstream” bikini and underwear modelling, it is basically your duty to keep up the momentum of your one trick pony hustle….no complaints here….not to mention all these girls know they get WAY more likes on their smut than on their boring shit.

Case in point, this picture got 70,000 LINKS, where her “Protesting Pic” got 16,000 Likes.

Her black square for Black lives matter got 11,000 likes…where this naked in the shower pic got 85,000 likes…

In a world addicted to likes, it fires off the dopamine, your audience pretty’s much tells you which direction to continue in….

She is 25, Swedish, Australian and Indian…and she’s pretty substantial….no hate here, I mean look at the shit she’s producing. It’s good.

Kelly Gale Sideboob Bikini Sunset



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2020

21

Apr

Kelly Gale Cameltoe Compilation of the Day

Kelly Gale Cameltoe

Kelly Gale is a dark and wonderful Swedish model who is probably best known for being one of the Victoria’s Secret models, who may not be getting paid by Victoria’s Secret since they are going broke, despite their weak attempt to be woke by casting a fucking tranny…..

But once you get that VS branding on your pussyhole, you’re basically set because the reast of the world thinks you matter. Makes sense.

She was more interestingly in Playboy…but I am too lazy to google the pics, I may be already posted the pics, I can’t keep track of all the tits….and there was also that whole year or two when Playboy decided to be a non-nude magazine you know as an answer to the world where EVERY SINGLE GIRL IS NAKED ON THE INTERNET….

You know they got their success being a mainstream men’s mag in the 50s and 60s when nudity was hard to come by and mainstream women were housewives or women’s rights activists or hippies…you know so you could turn to the magazine to jack off and pretend it was for the high quality editorial to make you look like less of a pervert.

So now that everyone is naked, people MUST be craving hot chicks who are naked everywhere else, clothed.

Idiots..

ANYWAY, I don’t know what this shoot is for, but she’s hot, because Victoria’s Secret, when not recruiting trannies, still find good pussy for ya’ll to jack off to.






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2020

27

Feb

Kelly Gale PMS Tits of the Day

Kelly Gale is a Swedish porn sex worker for the Billion dollar panty brand that along with financing Epstein, has also imported all kinds of women into America on work Visas, in exchange for careers, high paid modelling contracts, that elevate their position in the world, and make them desirable to other rich men, because being a promo model or “ANGEL” for some made in china panties….you matter.

As the brand dies off in a restructuring because the youth don’t like celebrating hot chicks that work for evil corporations as their front line marketing team….but they did like it long enough for the brand to have inflated overhead with stores across every mall in America.. they still have young hot things in contract working for them to not totally change course of the business. Kelly Gale s one of those things and luckily she’s not Trans or Fat or Cow Hide Skinned or with Alopecia or with Amputations, retardations or other ailments that brands are hiring to seem inclusive…even though they just care about bottom line profits.

None of that has anything to do with this, other than that is the context in which Kelly Gale was sourced…giving her that platform to post content like this…celebrating her PMS tits that she “hates” even though as a man…we all know…the PMS tits are the best time of the month…swell those fuckers up even if for just a few days a month…it brings us hope as men…of a better tomorrow.

Not to mention, any talking points to get a girl to post up her tits is good for me, even if it is presented as a struggle..or an ailment…this is her “don’t PMS SHAME ME”…her INCCLUSIVITY….her “poor me, I’ve got so much against me, the struggles in my life are real, but I am strong and carry on with my infrared sauna”…

LIFT THE CEILING TO THAT MOTHERFUCKERS…to this hot survivor.

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Kelly Gale PMS Tits

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2020

27

Jan

Kelly Gale Getting Wet of the Day

Kelly Gale Wet

Kelly Gale is a Victoria’s Secret model and she’s getting wet in these bikini pics.

I want to assume that they are not photoshopped because they are not all that great, because I am drawn to the “not that great pics” because I assume they aren’t photoshopped like all other bikini pics of girls are now putting out there.

We’ve got social media LIES thanks to “facetune” so any influencer you see is filtered to shit, often times badly. Photoshopping themselves like real fucking assholes.

Then the whole catalog pic or editorial pics have also always been LIES…

It’s like what do girls even look like in bikinis anymore…we’ll never fucking know thanks to the LIES that are the internet but we can assume that none of the girls we know, or fucked, or want to fuck look quite like this…more reason to stare at her.

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2019

18

Dec

Kelly Gale Fitness and Bikini Body of the Day

Kelly Gale is a Victoria’s Secret model…who you may or may not have heard of since Victoria’s Secret is dogshit and the only thing it really does for these girls who grew up dreaming about being Victoria’s Secret models because women as a whole a pretty basic, easy to market to and manipulate, proven in the fact that I have had sex before and that should have never happened, but women aren’t the brightest..

ANYWAY….the only benefit of being a VS model now that VS is a sinking ship is that she was still cast, still made money, and still can use the title to increases your profile to rich dudes who want to fuck Victoria’s Secret models cuz they are old, detached and busy and don’t realize that that Victoria’s Secret thing has sailed and that even when it was peaking with their marketing by using hot chicks…was still a lame fucking brand…

This is her fitness as she’s out here trying to find other work now that her DREAM is over….

Here she is in her bikini…


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2019

27

Jun

Kelly Gale Topless of the Day

KElly Gale Bikini

Kelly Gale is another MALL BRAND PROMO MODEL….for the evil underwear empire…that makes panties in sweatshops in Asia and re-sells them to idiot middle of the road mall shoppers as some sort of quality item….all thanks to their marketing hustle that involves using a team of model sluts that they make celebs out of….wearing their products, as if they actual wear the products, they are paid stupid money to wear the products on social media and in pictures…

SO….Kelly Gale one of their newer lying sluts, is out here trying to make a name for herself with the big tits out, because she’s living the dream, because working for VS is a fucking dream for 98 percent of North American women…..

Hot Tits.


KElly Gale Bikini

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