Kelly Gale is some ambiguously brown model, you know some 50 shades of beige, the future of humanity, always nice and tanned babe who I guess worked for Victoria’s Secret. She’s Swedish but also Indian and Australian and she’s strategically naked to remind you that mixing various species of humans can sometimes result in a super human, new designer breed. You know like when they mixed poodles and goldens and created the GOLDIE POO, but the human version….

I don’t know why she’s naked, but she should always be naked, it’s good.

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