2020
24
Jan
Troll from Network Television Sitcom Child Stardom Titty Check…..
A day is not a day unless we stare at Ariel Winter’s tits she’s cut off at least once….because what the fuck else are we going to do with Ariel Winter…the rest of her is zero compelling, anti-depressant ridden, filled with trauma thanks to being sold by her family shit….
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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW
2020
23
Jan
Daniel Craig has a daughter named Ella Loudon…..and she’s holding up her SCOTTISH FLAG for ROBBIE BURNS day….and I know what you’re thinking, you just want to dive up in her and eat her twat like it was HAGGIS…you sick fuck….
James Bond, I think we found your next Bond Girl….have you looked at those tits…almost makes you want to reach your hand up your KILT doesn’t it Highlander…
But yes, she should be the next Bond Girl, because all of porn is based on INCEST porn so we might as well take it to the mainstream. INCEST IS IN.
I mean if you’re gonna have a daughter and she’s gonna have tits like this, it’s almost only right to play with them tits in a movie. I mean it’s just acting anyway and an actors job is to separate themselves from their actual real self so what’s the big deal.
As it turns out, when I googled her she’s already lined up to be the next Bond Girl, but not in the trendy INCEST way, but rather Bond Girl to a “now that they’ve killed off WHITE BOND for BLACK BOND because HOLLYWOOD is too white and we need to add some color to the mix, a little soul and funk to the classic spy story….”
I guess we’ll see what happens next for hot tit Ella.
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Posted in:Ella Loudon|SFW
2020
23
Jan
Celebrities are a diluted bunch of soulless cunts, as you all know, I’m not a fan.
They are all out there willing to suck whoever’s dick to get a career, maintain a career, stay relevant and the whole HYPOCRISY of that industry is what inspired me to start this site all those years ago.
I am personally not offended by Weinstein’s rapes, I think he’s as much a victim as the women who threw themselves at him to be raped, because he knew in his core that he was an ugly troll, and he knew that he could get these girls to do what he wanted, and he took advantage….but this isn’t about me defending Weinstein…it’s about the celebrities PRAISING HIM, calling him GOD….sucking up to him….all while knowing just how sleazy he always was.
It’s not like it was ever a fucking secret, so having him back, until having his back wasn’t cool anymore, or working with him could tarnish their lives, and not create his lives, so they pivot 180…..offends me.
I like loyalty, I like consistency. I don’t like people who don’t care about his conduct for 20 years while he’s paying them, all of a sudden care about his conduct cuz it’s gone viral or is the thing to do.
It’s crazy how bullshit these people are. It’s not a new video. It’s not a new story. It’s just a hilarious one.
Blacklist the homie…cuz you want to cover your own ass…you spineless opportunistic cunts…
What Harvey Weinstein did wasn’t that bad for the women who were able to have lucrative careers after they got down and dirty, it is the women who were trying to get those lucrative careers who didn’t end up getting those lucrative careers that are the suckers that we shouldn’t feel sorry for because they KNEW what they were doing.
2020
22
Jan
I wrote an extensive piece that took my 45 seconds to write about how the fashion industry is fucking lame.
Basically everything is hype beast inspired street wear nonsense. 20 years ago streetwear was streetwear, some barely counter culture thing and fashion was fashion. They stayed in their own lanes….both being over priced garbage for idiots who were so insecure they felt an overpriced shirt or limited edition item would make them the envy of the town…that it’d get all the girls on their dick. Lame.
Well the lines have cross, street wear went mainstream, people got very rich, nerds started collecting sneakers in mass waves only to decide that it was juevenile and if they wanted to drop 1000 dollars on shoes, it should be designer, so the designers tried moving in on where the money was being spent, and now it’s all just one big lame mess. Nothing is sacred, nothing is cool, nothing means anything anymore. Not that it ever did.
So all these idiots who think they are cool in their space shoes and tapered skinny jeans with dumb graphic shirts they paid hundreds or thousands of dollars for need to spend more money on dumb graphic shirts…because they don’t look dumb enough, like sucker is written on your cool guy forehead bro….while the people behind the brands laugh cuz it cost them 2 dollars to make in some sweatshop. Ya’ll are a bunch of idiots buying into marketing hype. They are brainwashing you…
Well in brainwashing people with clothing they shouldn’t fucking buy because it’s not cool, even if it is limited edition, they’ve brainwashed us and Bella Hadid into thinking she’s a model, their figurehead crossover, who is less of a figurehead and more a weird head, marketed as a top model which clearly means shit, just look at her….but not too long…that’s a face that eats fucking souls because she doesn’t have a soul of her own.
Here’s her sister GIGI, also a false icon in fashion…in what looks like a see through outfit for fashion….
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Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW
2020
22
Jan
I’ve been really mean about Kelly Brook over the years, but unlike a pussy ass bitch, I don’t feel guilty about it or think to myself how damaging being a cyberbully can be, because the real victim in all this is me, cuz people don’t like Cyberbully’s anymore so I’m just coasting on the sidelines deciding whether to start making real noise to “disrupt” all the pussy ass bitches out there, or just wait until people start hating again….because I know in our souls we are all haters…I can’t be alone in this.
Anyway, now that that backstory you don’t care about, regarding me being a sociopath on the interenet with no empathy towards celebrities I don’t actually know, so why would I have empathy for them, they are objects on a screen, especially Kelly Brook level celebs who don’t fucking matter at all…..
I can say that I have met actual people who KNEW Kelly Brook in person, they were Rugby Players from the UK and apparently she fucked Rugby Players from the UK, being a Titty model from the UK, and they were meaner than I was about her being a fat slob phony who ran to America to fail because she was an entitled cunt who thought she was more than just tits….
So I figure we should take it from the source, from people who know her and who have fucked her, and remember than this now 40 yer old set of huge tits, also comes with a huge body cuz she’s fat, and you probably don’t care because of the tits.
Here she is with her fat tit out
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Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW
2020
22
Jan
Sammi Hanratty attended the Cirque Du Soleil’s Volta premiere in her black lace bra….which I guess would be erotic if her head didn’t look like a fucking cartoon character brought to live action in some weird Hollywood special effect attempt to sellout seats in Chinese Theatres….
Seriously, those cheeks are the real life version of a caricature you get done in some tourist destination.
You can stare at her tits, if you’re into that, weirdo but I am like how is this a real person and not a picture in a frame on the wall of your old dentist’s office from his trip to fucking Dollywood back in 1993.
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Posted in:Sammi Hanratty|SFW
2020
22
Jan
I figure since none of you read this site, the numbers keep tanking, the world is progressing around me and I am just BLOCKBUSTER or some shit, the last standing VHS store in the streaming world, I should focus on my real life passions, but I don’t have passions, so instead I’ll post RUMER WILLIS in a bra because if you read my previous post on DAKOTA JOHNSON (and you didn’t), you will know that celebrity kids are my favorite, even when they are the worst. They get all the hype of being celebrities without being celebrities, so they have the shine all these whores on instagram are trying to get, without having to try and yet they resort to posting titty pics, because that’s obviously the core of what women want, like, are into.
It’s a social experiment this whole internet thing and let me tell you….it’s not making anyone smarter, it is making people richer for doing less significant things, and it is making girls sluttier to keep up with people being more perverted…which I guess is doing enough good to distract us from all the evil.
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Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW
2020
21
Jan
I don’t do gossip because I don’t care about celebrities. I just post celebrity sleaze because I hate celebrities and used to like trolling celebrities before social media existed. Now, you can just do it yourself in the comments on their posts, at least some of you can, I can’t end do that because they just delete my accounts so I don’t even bother with that….
But there was a time before social media where you had to troll people the old fashioned way, by starting a blog to slander them. Which I did and since I have nothing else to do, I keep it going, even though no one cares, because I don’t care…
As it turns out, despite not doing gossip, Pam Anderson got married to some dude she fucked 30 years ago, who was some Barbara Streisand hairdresser who fucked Barbara Streisand well enough for her to give him a producer credit on one of her movies, allowing him to exist as a film producer…so that 45 years later he could marry Pam Anderson now that her HEP is cleared up.
It’s her 5th marriage and 4th husband cuz she married Paris Hilton’s sex tape partner Rick Solomon twice…..
She’s also don’t two shoots for two different magazines with her ass out like it’s was the 90s and you were jerking off with your friends in your treehouse like the faggot you are.
And these are those pics….Pam Anderson Hep-Free and Half Naked while Old despite being a “new bride”. Weird.
Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW
2020
21
Jan
Jennifer Lopez is 50 years old but the abs she’s flashing in her crop top and tight leggings on the way to the gym don’t look a day over 50 trying to look 30…..
All these people are bullshit and they preach bullshit about inclusivity and body positivity but they don’t mean it. They are so fucking vain and all they really care about is themselves so trying to be as hot as possible for as long as possible….is key.
This bitch INVESTS huge money into herself, and not even to be healthy, but rather to look as good as she can so she can make more money to add to the pile of money she’s got because why the fuck not. She’s J.LO.
The truth is that even if she got fat, she’d still get work and sell out concerts because she’s J.Lo. That’s how celebrities work, so if anything this trying to be hot at 50 is for some weird other reason, maybe a few of losing her man to young pussy that is more interesting pussy.
I can’t really say that I’ve ever found a 50 year old hot, there may be one or two out there, but from my life experience hot and 50 are mutually exclusive. They are on parallel planes that never cross..
But J.Lo’s trying to break down barriers or something as she tries as hard as she can, investing her resources into it, so that she she can milk the whole “Hot at 50” movement, inspiring 45 year old women to try to stop eating cake so that they too can be J.Lo, even though they don’t bother, and seem more interested in living vicariously through her, the other option is too much work.
50 is granny aged, especially for a Puerto Rican, hell it’s almost Great Granny age for a Puerto Rican, they all have kids at 16, so theoretically great granny age is 48 and this is what Great Granny’s look like when they’ve had a life in the entertainment industry scamming you all.
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Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW
2020
21
Jan
I haven’t stared at these long enough to see if you can see her nipples or not.
I haven’t done the nerd X-Ray app that fucks with the image brightness and contrast to see if you can see her nipples or not.
The fact is, I don’t actually care if I can or cannot see Madison Beer’s nipples.
I do not care about celebrities and I don’t find the hot and I don’t even think Madison Beer is a celebrity. If anything she’s just a kid who had a mom put her on Youtube where she appealed to all the sexual predators on Youtube, looking for young girls to watch dance around, because YOUTUBE, owned by GOOGLE is a sick fucking place and moms who want their kids to be famous are sick fucking people…they’ll sell them off to anyone…which blows my fucking mind….like this whole Epstein thing, like what the fuck is wrong with people….
Not that Madison Beer is underage anymore, but she was and I am sure that’s what build her foundation of being the slut that she is today….thanks for all the great lessons MOM….in whoring out on the internet….which always amazes me…because if I was a parent, and I am not, the last thing I’d want is my kid to have access to the internet, yet all these American Dream wanting motherfuckers are like “where a skimpier outfit, really showcase those tits, we’ll get more views, and it’s all about the views, life without views is not a life worth living….” insanity….that created this.
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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW