Daniel Craig has a daughter named Ella Loudon…..and she’s holding up her SCOTTISH FLAG for ROBBIE BURNS day….and I know what you’re thinking, you just want to dive up in her and eat her twat like it was HAGGIS…you sick fuck….

James Bond, I think we found your next Bond Girl….have you looked at those tits…almost makes you want to reach your hand up your KILT doesn’t it Highlander…

But yes, she should be the next Bond Girl, because all of porn is based on INCEST porn so we might as well take it to the mainstream. INCEST IS IN.

I mean if you’re gonna have a daughter and she’s gonna have tits like this, it’s almost only right to play with them tits in a movie. I mean it’s just acting anyway and an actors job is to separate themselves from their actual real self so what’s the big deal.

As it turns out, when I googled her she’s already lined up to be the next Bond Girl, but not in the trendy INCEST way, but rather Bond Girl to a “now that they’ve killed off WHITE BOND for BLACK BOND because HOLLYWOOD is too white and we need to add some color to the mix, a little soul and funk to the classic spy story….”

I guess we’ll see what happens next for hot tit Ella.

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