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2020

21

Jan

Rihanna Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

I accidentally watched GUAVA ISLAND which is some movie about some homosexual black man who has sex with Rihanna. I was dying of the FLU and it was on one of the streaming services I don’t pay for. It didn’t give me any new found appreciation for Rihanna but it did showcase her big girl tits. Tits she didn’t have many years ago when she wasn’t the 250 pound bloated and rich fuck that she is now and whether fat chicks disgust you, or hot chicks turned fat disgust you, you know since fat is disgusting…big tits are always worth staring at…under your Umbrella, while being beat by Chris Brown for attention that launched her career….anytime….

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2020

20

Jan

Miley Cyrus Bathtub Porno of the Day

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Either Miley Cyrus or her boyfriend “Bootleg Bieber” posted up this picture of her in the bath, which is weird that someone would want to bring her fans into the bath with her, but that I guess isn’t that weird when that person is an exhibitionist who has showed us her cunt in various iterations.

I just can’t relate because if I was Miley Cyrus and despite popular belief, I am not. The last thing I’d be doing is posting this shit for free…because the fans will PAY to see it…and if you’re going to bother getting naked or posting up a pic from the bath…do it in a way that has real impact…maybe spread eagled, on all fours, simulating lesbian sex with a dolphin shaped dildo up inside her…anything but the most boring fucking bath picture ever…..that said…here is the most boring fucking bath picture ever…

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2020

20

Jan

Rita Ora Getting Wet of the Day

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Rita Ora and her rocking tits got into some bathing suits to celebrate the scam that is Rita Ora’s career….when showcasing all that is good about Rita Ora….her rockin’ tits.

That’s not to say she’s not deserving of her celebrity, or less deserving than any other celebrity out there, in fact she’s put in the work, which is more than we can say for the other tits that have just got big on social media for having tits.

This one has gone to all the events. She even fucked a Kardashian which is a SACRIFICE by any and all definitions…in a “the things a girl will do to make it in America”….so if anything she should be basking in the glory of being Rita Ora half naked…you know to deal with the trauma of making it in America….after having sex with a Kardashian.

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2020

20

Jan

Sarah Shahi Topless of the Day

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I have no idea who Sarah Shahi is but apparently she used to be an NFL Cheerleader and is now an actress her actual name is Aahoo and she’s topless.

That sums it all up nicely….but her name is actually Aahoo Jahansouz….”Sarah” is just her nick name, or her americanized name…which as an Iranian I guess she needs so that she doesn’t get detained at every airport she goes to.

The reality is that she’s got a pretty crazy story. Her father, who was working at the American Embassy in Iran, was slated for execution when the last Shah’s regime collapsed in 1979, but was able to flee the country….to Texas where he raised his daughter to be whatever this is.

No honor killings here, at 40 she’s still up to her bad behavior that we can assume defined her career.

Her husband is Kevin from Shameless, not that I watch Shameless, but I have been watching this Season as a protest to Emmy Rossum. I hate that bitch and when they canned her I felt I should show my support for their great decisions. They’ve got 3 kids together which I guess you can’t tell by staring at her as she cups her breast

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2020

20

Jan

Sophie Mudd Topless of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is some uneventful set of tits from instagram who occasionally pretends that she’s not just a set of tits on instagram.

I guess none of these girls want to be reduced to just being a set of tits even though they reduce themselves to being not much more than a set of tits….

The good news is that the big tits are never too far away, because they all end up bringing back the tits when they start seeing their numbers start to dwindle in this social media hustle.

I don’t really know if Sophie Mudd has done much more than being some big tits on instagram, but in this era that is enough….because big tits on a small frame before the rest of her catch up to the big tits…is something worth staring at and as good a reason as any for the 1.5 million followers / perverts she’s compiled.

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2020

20

Jan

TITS at the SAGS of the Day

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The SAG awards happened and I assume no one cared, because I didn’t care.

I wouldn’t say that I’m a narcissist or that the whole world revolves around me or that my opinion of something defines the opinion of the masses or even that my opinion matters….it doesn’t.

I just figure that something as boring as any Award show that makes a competition over acting, which isn’t a competitive sport, to market movies and to increase day rates for those already overpaid actors, you know to give them more opportunities in their lazy and cushy scam of a life….shouldn’t appeal to anyone. It is just mocking us simpleton peasants that are lives aren’t nearly as silly and high paid…

But like any event where celebs go out, there was cleavage…even if the highlight of the SAG awards seems to be Brad Pitt’s Tinder joke paid for by TINDER….

OR that he was seen in pictures of that snake Jennifer Aniston which the media wants us to think we care about….even when we don’t….

Camila Mendes Bulldog with the Tits Out

Anna Paquin suffocating her tits

Cara Buono whoever that is

Charlize Theron in a crop top like she’s a 15 year old, you can see her sucking it in for every photo…

Dakota Fanning cut out dress

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Dove Cameron was there

Elisabeth Moss scary

Haley Joel Osment

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Erin moriarty forgot her tits at home

Francia Raisa did not forget her tits at home but she did forget her kidney because Selena Gomez is living on it now

Jane Seymour Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman

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Jennifer Aniston and her costars

Jennifer Lopez Still thinks she’s an actress

Jessica Szohr new face

Joey King is sexy

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Kathryn Newton titty tape

Lili Reinhart looking miserable as always

Madeline Brewer does she have a glass eye?

Margaret Qualley not hot

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Margot Robbie covering her tits

Maya Hawke….

Natalia Dyer from that Stranger Things show

Nina Kiri in a bra

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Rachel Brosnahan who I thought was Evan Rachel Wood

Reese Witherspoon covering the tits in some leather dress

Renee Zellweger Squinting

Sarah Hyland‘s Sternum

Scarlett Johansson‘s Ridiculous Back Tattoo

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Sophie Turner probably stoned

Sydney Sweeney Hot

Yvonne Strahovski cut out dress kinda hot

Zoe Kravitz latex gloves

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2020

20

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi is someone who shows off her body off all the time, like we get it, you were in Slumdog Millionaire and you have tits.

Tits that took her from Slumdog Millionaire to Whore Billionaire because she got knocked up by a billionaire while dating another billionaire who died thinking her kid was his kid, only to reveal after the inheritance was lined up and that dude died off that it was in fact another billionaire’s kid…getting that kid double the billions…..

It’s a crazy story…of how masterful of a whore she is…her big titties in a bikini are just the tip of the iceberg in her level of whore.

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2020

20

Jan

Kaitlyn Dever Almost See Through of the Day

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Kaitlyn Dever is not Bella Thorne, but she’s another kid who was sold off to the entertainment industry. I just find she looks like Bella Thorne, but I have facial recognition blindness so all these people look the same.

She is known for being on Tim Allen’s Last Man Standing show and she was the lesbian who fingered an asshole in Booksmart – the Superbad Sequel starring Jonah Hill’s sister…which for the record I watched and can say with confidence that it was the absolute worse.

I do not find her hot, this is barely a see through, I’m just staying on top of the who’s who in the ever changing landscape that is Hollywood.

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2020

20

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Nipples of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is apparently 6 foot 6 and as it turns out…being 6 foot 6 doesn’t really compliment the one piece bathing suit. If anything it just looks weird, but that could just be the prison tattoos that look like shit and that ruined any potential she may have had to be that hot amazon woman she played on social media when she first got social media…you know before the trauma surfaced and the tattoos got scribbled on her like the bathroom stall she is….

I remember when that whole “Inked” thing made a comeback on social media a few years ago, all the slutty instagram girls were covered in shitty tattoos and guys found it hot….not me…I always felt it was a way to ruin yourself and I guess my opinion doesn’t matter, but more importantly, tattoos or not, I’m confident Ireland would have found other ways to ruin herself…you know entitled rich spoiled brat with daddy issues with plenty of resources to destroy herself far beyond any tattoos…you know DEEP rooted…

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2020

20

Jan

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is in Tokyo doing her best impressions of sushi, whatever that means….or maybe she’s doing her best impression of some babe who must have come in contact with some radioactive material after a Nuclear plant melted down like it was Chernobyl, because she can’t be human

You see, I leave the house as rarely as possible, but when I do, I never encounter anything that remotely resembles this, so the only logical explanation is that she’s either a simulation, some A.I. computer rendered woman or that she’s a freak of nature who won at the freak of nature because her freak of nature is being hot rather than being some sort of flipper baby with no limbs…or whatever else constitutes a freak of nature….

What I am saying is – she looks good.

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