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2020

14

Jan

Maya Hawke’s got her Titties Out of the Day

I used to make fun of girl’s with weak chins, just because I knew they would hate it. I used to ask them why they were swallowing their faces, or why their mouths were permanently open, they genuinely freaked me the fuck out. I know of at least one girl who had fake tits, so this isn’t all that crazy, but who got a chin implant after my mocking. Clearly, I was what pushed her over the edge. She clearly knew she looked all dopey and shit due to the weak chin.

It may have something to do with my facial recognition blindness, which is a genuine condition that makes everyone look like a new person to me, basically every time I see them, which also makes running this site funny, because I don’t recognize shit. Anyone could be anyone and I’ll run with it. I can watch movies and barely even connect serious stars to the parts they are playing.

I don’t mind it now, one of my favorite actors is Rebecca Hall, who also has a weak chin, but I do find it funny when I see someone who I’ve only seen posing with the right angles, while all done up, posing at the wrong angle…cuz this is the WRONG fucking angle.

Luckily for her, Mom is Uma Thurman, Dad is Ethan Hawke and she’s got tits….I believe that weak chin or not…girl’s got a long career ahead of her from those reasons alone.

Now you can all imagine her gagging on your cock, because that’s her permanent facial expression…due to her facial structure…

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