Maya Hawke isn’t the boner giver…..

I mean there’s probably a few perverts out there that think she’s a dream. Maybe they were into Uma or Ethan Hawke in a non-gay way, that think the product of their reproductive organs exploding in Uma’s ass is something special. I mean it’s part of the reason why Maya Hawke gets work as an actress, which I am for, because acting is silly, might as well give rich kids something to do with themselves to keep them out of trouble and to make them think they matter, plus nepotism doesn’t offend me because I don’t think everyone deserves the same things in life because one person has access to said things.

Let her work, let her get paid, let her carry on the family name and Uma’s big man hands….but stripping her down to either promote product or her body when so many actual hot chicks are out there ready and willing to strip down seems like it misses the mark.

Sure, half naked everyone is good….better than full clothed, even when it’s not, but if this is a paid campaign, which it could be, save some bikini work for bikini babes you hog.

I’m so conflicted….

Ok, fine, I’ll accept her doing half naked photos in a quest to become more of a boner giver, but I would like a little more effort in the boner giving department because this isn’t boner giving….and if you go this far, might as well go ALL the way….typical entitled brat not completing the boner giving task…because between you and me….far uglier, vile, stinkier bitches have given boners….it’s an attitude…a vibe…that she’s not really putting out there while putting half naked pics out there…..tragic..

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I saw some paparazzi pics of Maya Hawke in a white swimsuit in St Barts being a famous in her own right thanks to hit shows she’s been cast on, but probably would’ve been in St Barts regardless of her IMDB credits or her own personal savings account balance because her parents are Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke…

Anyway, when I saw the pics, she looked a little dumpy and I thought, typical rich kid who has a career from nepotism just rubbing it in everyone’s face by not being fit.

I don’t care about nepotism, I embrace it and feel like generational wealth, inside advantage is all part of the fun of life….and if you don’t have that access, those connections, that trust fund, like most of us don’t…you can find other ways to distract yourself like through chronic masturbation targeted at those who do.

But I do care about fat chicks normalizing being fat and skinny chicks can be just as soft and sloppy as a fat chick. We call the SLIM FATS…like the drink, but different.

Anyway, along with negatively analyzing some strangers body I said “that white swim suit should be more sheer”…seeing as so many white swimsuits have gifted a voyeur like me some pussy lip and nipple flashes through the fabric….but the published pics weren’t as fun as I’d like.

Luckily, Maya Hawke is an exhibitionist hipster type who doesn’t give a fuck about pulling the titties out of the near sheer swimsuit for the paparazzi, cuz tits are good for marketing, and for chronically jerking off to nepotism hires….so it’s a win across the board.

A new year miracle one would say….if their resolution of self improvement invloves jerking off to nepotism hires in the hollywood realm since this one’s basically from Hollywood Royalty….

TITTIES!

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Maya Hawke is a very serious actress who was raised in the industry by her very serious acting parents, I think they call themselves THESPIANS, not LESBIANS, even though Ethan Hawke is a little bit of a lady and Uma’s a lot of a man, meaning they could in fact be secret lesbians tricking us with their genders…switching it up with modern gender issues stemming from evil brain washing places like Hollywood where they’d turn a dude into Uma and a chick into Ethan, to live out their celebrity marriage like a straight couple, while being a straight couple with an added step of gender swapping…

ANYWAY, Maya Hawke, making moves, getting work, thanks to who her parents are, making her Hollywood royalty people assume have talent because you inherit that shit, when acting doesn’t require talent at all, you just have to be a narcissistic asshole……

GET THAT MONEY….WITH THOSE TITTIES….LIKE A STRIPPER…..BUT FAR MORE SERIOUS….

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Maya Hawke is Tony Hawk’s daughter who is often confused for being Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman’s daughter because she has been in a few film projects with him.

She’s an actress, a singer, she has a Linktree like a cam girl…but no OnlyFans…

It looks like she has created some panty flashing art, but not just any old regular panty flash art, this is no run of the mill panty flash, definitely not your granny’s panty flash, it is a modern and progressive and feminist period panty flash.

With the empowerment of everything, feminists or proud to be girls, not the transgender kind, fucking love celebrating their periods, it is their monthly house guest, assuming their vagina is their house, which I do and for some reason they think showing off the period blood is revolutionary or pushing boundaries…because they for some reason think periods are stigmatized because guys don’t get them, or guys say shit like “What are you on your period” because they are acting nuts…or maybe guys don’t fuck em on their periods and that makes them feel shame…I don’t know, I’m not an over dramatic girl who needs to prove my uterus sheds its lining like every fucking mammal….it’s really not that impressive…

They just need any angle to try to be daring, or shocking or who the fuck knows…it’s a fucking period stain…..

So if your moms panty drawer or your wife or sister, or granny before menopause didn’t gross you out, because it shouldn’t it’s the MOST woman thing about a woman….TOXIC MALE…who thinks tits are the most woman thing about a woman….didn’t scare you….I’m sorry to say this is strictly period stains not shit stains so you can’t get all the drippings you may want in a panty…

If you think period stains belong on dirty laundry and not in your face because you’re sophisticated….then you won’t like this…

For the record, I doubt it’s even her period blood and just there for effect, which takes away from the whole point of PERIOD BLOOD ART….is this shit the period blood IG filter and I fell for it….HOLLYWOOD period magic..

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Maya Hawke is Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke’s daughter and this is her ass….from what I assume is a movie and not from the backstage of some concert she’s got VIP tickets to, like it was COACHELLA or something, because COACHELLA is cancelled for the losers, despite it being OUTDOOR…and MASKS AND SOCIAL distancing being a LIE…not that I care for or about the integrity of Coachella or the losers who go there, whether they are fans with their flower crowns living some bullshit mainstream lie, or the influencers getting paid to attend because they are so important…

Anyway, she’s not some TRUST FUND BRAT with access getting drunk and fucking the DJ, I mean she’s likely a TRUST FUND BRAT who would get drunk and fuck the DJ, but this is likely part of a movie, because like other children of celebrities…she’s working as an actor since it’s not a real job, takes no talent, they pretend it does, but even I could act, I mean I fake orgasms everytime I fuck…no wait that’s girls I used to pay for sex from when I’d want to feel like I was providing pleasure it’s a fetish…you know giving even when you don’t have the tools needed…..

Point being, rich kid, now actor ass…I like it…where are the UMA THURMAN thanks to Ethan Hawke cumming in he created tits? Ass is fine and all…but tits would make it better….where’s the director of this nonsense, he needs some fucking feedback….MORE TITS….

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I am going to assume that Maya Hawke has her UMA THURMAN and ETHAN HAWKE created titties out in that new Ethan Hawke show where she’s some anti-slavery dude….and funny enough I’ve seen 4 episodes…I can’t remember much about it other than there’s a black tranny lives matter named ONIONS….and I assume Maya plays her dad’s actual daughter in the 5th episode I haven’t seen yet….but thanks to stealing my friend’s login to the streaming platform that’s showing it in Canada…I didn’t have to pay for…bottom feeding things….

I guess the real question is whether it is actually acting when your daughter is cast as your daughter, since she’s your daughter…but at the same time I have consistently wondered why celebs who have acting kids aren’t always cast as the mother, or the kid in movies…instead they do some acting version or what the casting people think should be the kid…when there’s a perfectly useless celebrity rich kid eager to hop on the job and you probably don’t even need to pay them since they are rich as fuck, coddled idiots already….it’s not like acting requires skill..

As a fan of celebrity kids, I am into Maya Hawke even if she’s weird looking. I think Ethan Hawke’s great and whether I don’t give a fuck about Uma Thurman or not, this one did get some of that big titty Tarantino seducing tit…that’s bathing….in what you have to wonder whether her dad was there on set that day…you know cuz Hollywood types are weirdos who would be into their own daughter’s tits…you know it’s the curse of having the option to fuck anything you want and being forced to only get off to the things you’re not supposed to fuck…

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I read some bullshit story about how Maya Hawke is dyslexic and illiterate or something dumb that she said on an NPR show while promoting her album, because she’s not just a low level actress thanks to mooching off her A-List parents, she’s also a singer…because with the right computer programs…anyone can be a fucking singer…and if you’re the daughter of an A-Lister…you can make your silly performance seem more than just some amateur loser with a dream….I’ve never heard her music, but I am rarely impressed by the video game robot music of today, not to be an old fuck, but I am an old fuck, but there was a time when music came from the soul, from collaboration, from experience…if you listen to old slave music, blues, country, even love songs of the 80s…there is emotion, a story, a takeaway…and you can turn to those songs for comfort in dark times, to hype you up in good times….you get what I am saying…while all the pop music now is just memes, digital sounds, filters and catch phrases…you know because people have nothing to fucking say they are all so fucking stupid and have nothing to offer…while those who may have something to say never get heard because of these idiots who think they deserve your attention because their parents are A-Listers…

ANYWAY….I thought it was funny that she’s talking about how she can’t read due to her Dyslexia….meaning she’ll never read this….but she conveniently also got on the beach in Europe, where she’s at the Venice Film Festival, thanks to being the daughter of an A-Lister, where she’s figured out, probably not through reading, maybe through sign language or maybe through some pictographs…not that I know what a pictograph is….I guess it could just be through raw instinct or obviousness that if she pulls her titties out, her UMA THURMAN made titties, people will talk about her and thus her music or her acting and she will climb that ladder thanks to the tits..tits get hits…

So here she is in her bikini, pretty uneventful…but there’s nip and tits get hits….Yes, she is what you would call a “Slim Fat”….thin in size, but really fucking soft and dumpy looking….her ass looks like it is eating itself, all getting sucked in hard, like her asshole is a shopvac….leaving whatever is left of her ass all square shaped…her parents are A-listers, get a fucking personal trainer you lazy fuck…

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Maya Hawke more like Maya working it for the Cock because clearly she’s trying to make a name for herself by getting cocks up into her fan club via her big Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke created tits….just like an OnlyFans girl who realizes she can make more money selling the nudes than selling skinny teas….or whatever….only Maya Hawke is from Hollywood royalty, assuming you think Uma is royalty, I know Ethan Hawke is up there at legend status, but that doesn’t make a difference when most celebrity kids are just out here trying to be famous for being hot, while this one is doing a bit of that, I mean these are her titties, but is doing it in a way that feels more like her promoting her acting career and less about her just putting her tits online…the outcome and work is about the same but the meaning behind it is different and that’s what counts…use your parents to get you in movies, instead of using your parents last name to get you on the VIP list at some festival (RIP DUE TO COVID) as they try to get famous on instagram like a bunch of fucking losers because it’s easy to pull off with famous parents and a bit of budget…but that doesn’t mean it’s not meaningless and dumb as fuck.

Anyway, I feel better about life having seen Maya Hawke’s tits today.

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Maya Hawke is skinny enough and rich enough and relevant enough because of who her parents are, which really has nothing to do with her, and more to do with Ethan Hawke being some fucking pervert who was into tranny looking women like UMA THURMAN, who at the time of his creampie that dripped down her leg and soaked her panties, while inseminating her egg, a solid way to prove that her reproductive organs didn’t match her manly hands, and I know I’m probably not being fully fair to UMA THURMAN who is more than just man hands, it’s just that whenever I see her in anything, I only see man hands…

So whether Maya was skinny or not, she’d still be relevant since that is how celebrity works, and it must be fun knowing that you’ll always just be in your parents shadow, seen as someone who only gets work because of nepotism because she’s too damn lazy to try to do things that would give her some sort of legacy of her own, because she’s obviously the kind of celebrity kid who thinks she’s important enough just for being a celebrity kid, so she’s got the confidence to get out there despite her not so hot face….but she’s got tits so faces are irrelevant and a matter of opinion because what I find ugly, you may find hot as fuck and that’s reasonable…there are white trash broke ass losers who think going to VEGAS for the week is the end all, be all of life…like it can’t get any better, while this broke ass loser thinks VEGAS is trash…so you get what I am saying here…we are all different and Maya Hawkes face isn’t an exception because that shit is different as fuck.

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Ya’ll know that I am a big fan of the hilariousness of the celebrity spawns. Some are far less annoying, dare I say even cool, because they’ve been raised in this bubble…while others are the fucking worst.

Maya Hawke sort of walks that FINE line of she could be garbage, but she’s got tits, which alone give her a level of entitlement in everything she does, amplified by her dad being legend Ethan Hawke and her mom being Man Hand Uma Thurman, I guess also a legend whether I thought she was worth jerking off to over the years or not is pretty irrelevant.

That said, Maya’s got that entitlement you’d expect to be an actress too, maybe she’s been trained to act by her parents who probably are irritating types that think acting is a legit talent and skill set, rather just nonsense…that I am sure is VERY easy to do when you get over the whole being shy from feeling like a total asshole trying to act.

So, the girl who’s lived a life none of us understand is acting, trying to make a name for herself, using her dad’s last name while doing it, and more importantly, she’s being put to good use, since her best physical trait is her tits, so they’ve got her out here with her tits out…

Under the circumstances, she doesn’t annoy me.

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