Maya Hawke isn’t the boner giver…..

I mean there’s probably a few perverts out there that think she’s a dream. Maybe they were into Uma or Ethan Hawke in a non-gay way, that think the product of their reproductive organs exploding in Uma’s ass is something special. I mean it’s part of the reason why Maya Hawke gets work as an actress, which I am for, because acting is silly, might as well give rich kids something to do with themselves to keep them out of trouble and to make them think they matter, plus nepotism doesn’t offend me because I don’t think everyone deserves the same things in life because one person has access to said things.

Let her work, let her get paid, let her carry on the family name and Uma’s big man hands….but stripping her down to either promote product or her body when so many actual hot chicks are out there ready and willing to strip down seems like it misses the mark.

Sure, half naked everyone is good….better than full clothed, even when it’s not, but if this is a paid campaign, which it could be, save some bikini work for bikini babes you hog.

I’m so conflicted….

Ok, fine, I’ll accept her doing half naked photos in a quest to become more of a boner giver, but I would like a little more effort in the boner giving department because this isn’t boner giving….and if you go this far, might as well go ALL the way….typical entitled brat not completing the boner giving task…because between you and me….far uglier, vile, stinkier bitches have given boners….it’s an attitude…a vibe…that she’s not really putting out there while putting half naked pics out there…..tragic..

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