Maya Hawke Tits of the Day

2023

Jan

I saw some paparazzi pics of Maya Hawke in a white swimsuit in St Barts being a famous in her own right thanks to hit shows she’s been cast on, but probably would’ve been in St Barts regardless of her IMDB credits or her own personal savings account balance because her parents are Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke…

Anyway, when I saw the pics, she looked a little dumpy and I thought, typical rich kid who has a career from nepotism just rubbing it in everyone’s face by not being fit.

I don’t care about nepotism, I embrace it and feel like generational wealth, inside advantage is all part of the fun of life….and if you don’t have that access, those connections, that trust fund, like most of us don’t…you can find other ways to distract yourself like through chronic masturbation targeted at those who do.

But I do care about fat chicks normalizing being fat and skinny chicks can be just as soft and sloppy as a fat chick. We call the SLIM FATS…like the drink, but different.

Anyway, along with negatively analyzing some strangers body I said “that white swim suit should be more sheer”…seeing as so many white swimsuits have gifted a voyeur like me some pussy lip and nipple flashes through the fabric….but the published pics weren’t as fun as I’d like.

Luckily, Maya Hawke is an exhibitionist hipster type who doesn’t give a fuck about pulling the titties out of the near sheer swimsuit for the paparazzi, cuz tits are good for marketing, and for chronically jerking off to nepotism hires….so it’s a win across the board.

A new year miracle one would say….if their resolution of self improvement invloves jerking off to nepotism hires in the hollywood realm since this one’s basically from Hollywood Royalty….

TITTIES!