She’s 32, She’s American depsite her ethnic looking face and name, cuz her dad is Iranian, and thus she is something you racist Americans hate….because they blow shit up with their Oil money….despite how good his daughter is….cuz racism doesn’t get blinded by hot pussy, because all you see is red and tainted womn to your puritan freaks….

I’m from the school of fuck anything worth fucking….even if it gives you HIV….and even if she’s not worth fucking…but I guess that’s cuz I am a lover not a hater….

She was a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys who became an actor who was in such revolutionary roles like Farah in Sleeper Cell, Dani in Life and now she’s in a show called Fairly Legal….she’s a mom…..this post has been brought to you by her Wikipedia page….and here is her possibly rockin’ PG-13 Nude Selfies her team made her do…to get more noticed..

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She’s 32, She’s American depsite her ethnic looking face and name, cuz her dad is Iranian, and thus she is something you racist Americans hate…..despite how sexy she is….cuz racism doesn’t get blinded by sexy to your puritan freaks….while I’m from the school of fuck anything worth fucking….even if it gives you HIV……but I guess that’s cuz I am a lover not a hater….

She was a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys who became an actor who was in such revolutonary roles like Farah in Sleeper Cell, Dani in Life and now she’s in a show called Fairly Legal….she’s a mom…..this post has been brought to you by her Wikipedia page….and here is her rockin’ hard in Maxim…giving boners like she wasn’t old, washed up, and expired…I dig it.

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The nice thing about twitter is that it allows these attention seeking bitches to really deliver the goods on their own….because before twitter they had to deal with PR people, management and a whole bunch of other roadblocks telling them getting as naked as possible on twitter in a self shot pic like a common whore so people don’t notice your stupidly long arab nose you could use as a mast to a sail if you still wore the Burka you’re supposed to, you bad muslim, allowing you to ride the little amount of fame you have harder and better than the other girls you’re competing with.

The whole thing is more exciting than what’s actually going on in Egypt….cuz this bitch probably doesn’t smell as bad….

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Sarah Shahi is on some TV show, now she’s in Esquire and apparently she’s some ethnic mess of a person who proves that inter-racial breeding is the key to making things I am into fucking, but then again I don’t really pay attention to the interbreeding that made monsters resiliant to biological warfare with the ability to survive nuclear holocaust (Khloe Kardashian), I’m more into the pussy I want to explore like it was a deap sea mission and my tongue was the submarine….

Soon enough, we will all be a shade of beige…one harmonious culture with no inbreds…This is a glimpse into that fruitopia.

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This bitch is doing the “get twitter followers by posting half naked pictures of myself but keep them innocent enough, like of me in my bikini playing on the beach, instead of me in lace playing with my twat, cuz I don’t want to be so obvious that I am trying to get twitter followers by posting half naked pictures of myself, but I still want to post half naked pictures of myself to get twitter followers…” game. Why? Because no one’s ever fucking heard of her except maybe a few Dallas Cowboy fans who still jerk off to the 1999-2000 Dallas Cowgirl calendar, which I guess was a big year for that feature, since it was Y2K and people still used calendars, making it a real collector’s items for creepy mechanics and calendar aficionados everywhere….She was also in the 2005 Maxim Hot 100 list…but more importantly she won the Miss Fort Worth pageant in 1997…..she also was in a few movies I never saw or heard of and a TV show I never watched called The L Word, cuz I fucking hate dykes (cuz they are never the hot ones you want them to be, but always the manly man hating ones you’re scared of)…but the most interesting thing about this bitch, other than her obvious cry for attention, is that her birth name is Aahoo Jahansouzshahi. Seriously…

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