I have no idea who Sarah Shahi is but apparently she used to be an NFL Cheerleader and is now an actress her actual name is Aahoo and she’s topless.

That sums it all up nicely….but her name is actually Aahoo Jahansouz….”Sarah” is just her nick name, or her americanized name…which as an Iranian I guess she needs so that she doesn’t get detained at every airport she goes to.

The reality is that she’s got a pretty crazy story. Her father, who was working at the American Embassy in Iran, was slated for execution when the last Shah’s regime collapsed in 1979, but was able to flee the country….to Texas where he raised his daughter to be whatever this is.

No honor killings here, at 40 she’s still up to her bad behavior that we can assume defined her career.

Her husband is Kevin from Shameless, not that I watch Shameless, but I have been watching this Season as a protest to Emmy Rossum. I hate that bitch and when they canned her I felt I should show my support for their great decisions. They’ve got 3 kids together which I guess you can’t tell by staring at her as she cups her breast

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