Jennifer Aniston Bikini of the Day

2020

Jan

In huge news, bigger than Jennifer Aniston got instagram and broke instagram to prove she’s still a relevant celeb thanks to be a big marketing push by her team and the people at instagram she partnered up with to help drive some attention to instagram as the cool kids realize that they are working for an evil fucking corporation like Facebook with every selfie they post and their likes they are buying are hardly enough reward to continue working for the evil corporation that is controlling who sees their content because they are evil….I digress…

In huge news, bigger than Jennifer Aniston hanging out with Brad Pitt for the tabloid fodder they need to sell tabloids in an era where no one buys tabloids unless they are 60+ and live in a trailer park…or are at the airport and about to fly….Aniston is in a bikini…showing you what 50 something looks like…when it makes a millions of dollars a month thanks to FRIENDS residuals…which is where her rich kid nipples made their first appearance and somehow confused the world into thinking she was hot enough to be a love interest in romantic comedies into her 50s…which always confused me cuz there are younger and hotter women out there. Aniston is really not that great and either are her granny (that will never be since no one knocks her up) tits…I guess they are deflating / sagging /from her over-fitness tactics to try to stay thin or hot into her 50s.

I guess her fans, like you, dig this shit….even though the only digging should be for her grave for her sex appeal…she’s reached that breaking point.