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2019

19

Dec

Brie Larson Fake Laughing With her Tits Out of the Day

Brie Larson is a fake bitch. A scam. A wanted to be famous so fucking bad and felt she had what it took so she kept going to auditions…and for some reason her agents got her on that Oscar winning movie that had nothing to do with her…and everything to do with the writing….and now she can be the sell out super hero trash with the big payout she always wanted to be…all while not being hot, interesting or cool…and the only funny thing is that she dumped her longterm boyfriend when she got famous…you know cuz she outgrew him…where’s that guy…let’s get an interview with him on the real life experience of a slut like Brie Larson…

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Posted in:Brie Larson|SFW

2019

19

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Wetness of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin looking like a thousand year old sea creature dug up from the continental shelf…

I guess every once in a while you need to hose down the beast because it starts smelling….

In Ireland Baldwin’s case it’s a lot like piss, shit and semen….maybe some remnants of when she was a dyke with a “Black rapper”…after breaking up the Instagram beachy dream when she first started with some surfer dude…before turning into a dark and gutter girl you’d expect to find pushing her porn account…

Garbage.

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2019

19

Dec

Lily Rose Depp Bathrobe of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is in a bathrobe doing some porny bathrobe fetish shit…all sucking her fingers like a bad girl…looking like she’s trying to seduce a sugar daddy into paying up…only she doesn’t need a sugar daddy, she has a legit daddy and he’s Johnny Depp…and the only reason she’s known or cared about…

It must be nice that you don’t need to put work in to get what you want out of life…but I have confidence that she could have easily become an influencer if she wasn’t a Depp as long as she still looked like this…since not being a Depp would mean different parents…and I understand basic biology….because some of the worst people ever are influencers and at least this one is hot sucking on fingers or not…

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2019

19

Dec

Rowan Blanchard Hairy Tits of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is very hairy…

I guess I should update the site. It’s the holidays. I am relaxing. Stop trying to ruin my chill bro.

Here are her hairy tits

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Posted in:Rowan Blanchard|SFW

2019

19

Dec

Top 10 Girls in Latex of the Day

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Skinny Kelly Brook
$Top 10 Latex Kelly Brook$

I once knew a guy with a LATEX Fetish…

I partied with him once in some small town that he drunken drove us to…only to get more wasted and drive back even drunker than we left…so drunk that I felt it was a bad idea…when I don’t find anything to be a bad idea….but as a man with no car stuck 2 hours out of the city because I linked up with some an asshole who wanted to get a handjob from a stripper at a strip club that I knew they did that kind of thing because that’s what happens at stripclubs in those remote areas ….leaving me thinking “I’m going to die…and I deserve it for being such an idiot, thinking this was a good strategy”….but I survived as I apparently always have so far…..and on that drunken drive home he opened up to me about Latex fetishes, and how he has three or four latex outfits in his closet that he makes random girls he meet try on, cuz it’s the only way he can cum….and because cumming on the latex is apparently the best thing ever…which makes sense since he was a latex fetishist…and the whole thing was pretty fucking weird….

I never saw that dude again, but I am sure he remains a latex fetishists…and this post is for him!

$Top 10 Latex Kelly Brook$

$Top 10 Latex Kelly Brook$

Sarah Harding

$Top 10 Latex Sarah Harding 2$

$Top 10 Latex Sarah Harding 2$

Rita Ora

$Top 10 Latex Rita Ora$

$Top 10 Latex Rita Ora$

Rihanna

$Top 10 Latex Rihanna$

$Top 10 Latex Rihanna$

Nicole Scherzinger

$Top 10 Latex Nicole Scherzinger 2$

$Top 10 Latex Nicole Scherzinger 2$

Kylie Minogue

$Top 10 Latex Kylie Minogue 2$

$Top 10 Latex Kylie Minogue 2$

Katy Perry

$Top 10 Latex Katy Perry$

$Top 10 Latex Katy Perry$

Kate Beckinsale

$Top 10 Latex Kate Beckinsale 2$

$Top 10 Latex Kate Beckinsale$

Beyonce

$Top 10 Latex Beyonce$

$Top 10 Latex Beyonce$

Angelina Jolie

$Top 10 Latex Angelina Jolie 2$

$Top 10 Latex Angelina Jolie 2$

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Posted in:SFW|Top 10

2019

18

Dec

January Jones Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

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There is no way January Jones is wearing underwear in this picture….promoting Reese Witherspoon clothing because celebs are reclaiming social media and e-commerce…getting back to where they want to be…taking the glory from the fake famous of the internet as they feel they should…because celebs thing they are fucking important….

I don’t care for January Jones or the scam she’s pulled, she’s boring…and the only thing funny about her is that her kids are growing up without a father…thanks to her philandering cunt…and it’s cum absorption abilities that didn’t end in an abortion..

POINT being…her kids won’t be getting any gifts from Daddy this Christmas, but we can assume January…if that’s her real name…has already got paid out by the dude, why else would she bother having the kid…

POINT being…why not show the full pussy on the internet to get us into the Christmas spirit this implied FESTIVE pussy is so not where it needs to be and not true to her….since we know how negligent she’s been with that pussy in the past….

POINT being….does she really need to be producing slutty content at her age, and at her celebrity level, like she’ll get followers for just being January Jokes…the spread legs shit…she’s just doing for her own perversions…

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Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2019

18

Dec

Iggy Azalea Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is apparently 6 months pregnant with an ASS implant…that migrated from her ass cheek to her cunt…

She’s a vile fucking human, her career was built on a lie, she’s a fucking phony on all fronts and there is nothing hot about her…not even when she makes jokes about fucking the floor to be edgy, that’s her angle…a teen runaway from Australia turned underage Florida stripper…SURE bitch…prove it…

If anything, she sits at home laughing at anyone buying into her…on her pillows she’s fucked into her ass so hard they go everywhere with her…they are part of her….bitch doesn’t need a couch, give her a park bench and she’s good, no fear of hemorrhoids…she’s got a built in hemorrhoid pillow…you know the benefits of being fucking gross in trying to be hot…

Heres a throwback of her fucking the floor..

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2019

18

Dec

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham lookin’ good…

I guess I approach Heather Graham like ya’ll approach Kate Beckinsale, because I never watched Kate Beckinsale’s early work and she’s just always been the hot bodied mother to me, that I had no real interest in ever…

While Heather Graham was Roller Girl…I mean…ICONIC…with her merkin and awesome tits in a movie that I remember thinking was great at the time….only to propel her into countless movies where she’s shown her tits..so I guess she’s just given us a lot more to work with than Beckinsale…so if we are going to focus on any menopausal near 50 year old celebrity woman smut…we should give it to Heather Graham since she’s been in more relevant shit, and is a far bigger star, than those other 50 year olds…

So posting that bikini smut like she’s some kind of influencers since all celebs are becoming influencers….works for me, even though at my core I think women should tap out at 28.

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Posted in:Heather Graham|SFW

2019

18

Dec

Kate Beckinsale Erotica of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is the most googled woman or celebrity of the year, I know this because I read her caption on social media when I was cuing up other slutty content she’s posted, because at 48 years old, despite being a mom of a 20 year old slut of her own, she still brings it, still has the fanbase that fucking love her…but more importantly…has a ridiculous body for a 48 year old….

I guess you can read the article, if you haven’t already, you weird Kate Beckinsale fan club member…but I assume it is thanks to fitness, starvation, the good life, injections, hormone therapy, who knows…if you’re rich there are ways to extend your jerk off window into menopause….and you don’t even have to change your marketing strategy to target dudes into menopausal women, you know the menopause fetishists…who exist…there’s porns built around it….and I guess if you think about it, if you get them before full fledge menopause….just cusp of menopause you can cum in them all you want without fear of unwanted pregancy…cuz bitch can’t get pregnant so it is a fetish for all men…

So as Kate Beckinsale, unable to get pregnant faces her 50s….still hot enough for her original fans….who are weird in and of itself as she brings in the new fans….she’s doing these photoshoots half naked…check em out.

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2019

18

Dec

Tallia Storm Nip Slip of the Day

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Tallia Storm is some Scottish popstar who had a mother that was a Public Relations person who decided to do a scaled down BIEBER situation with the whole YOUTUBE thing, where she polarized her daughter into being some sort of relevant figure, because if you are a decent sales person, you can polarize anything you want and people will believe you, because people are dumb….and thus Tallia Storm was created..

Since turning 18, she’s been out there in bikinis, showing tit, now a nipple slip because she was raised on how to get attention, her mother made a career on media manipulation, and showing a little tit for some major money or personal gain is a fucking solid trade off….

Unfortunately, the cute young girl is now looking like current 40 year old Fat Christina Aguilera…it all happened so fast…barely had a chance to be young and hot….before it was all taken from her.

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