Rihanna and her titty jiggle is the best Christmas gift a girl can bring us…because she has fattened up like you’d expect if you’ve ever been to Barbados and seen the local women working the chicken restaurant…and like when a girl get breast implants…you have to do all the titty thing you used to do when your tits were smaller…only it was less substantial….you know not quite sloppy enough but through diet, lack of exercise and not trying to be fit because the world thinks fat is beautiful since they are all fat and don’t want to admit it is disgusting….they can get sloppy…so that you can film a viral titty Christmas video to promote your brand as a gift to all your Rihanna loving family members…and really film anything cuz SLOPPY tits make for the best co-star in any production, even though they steal the show…
This is the best Christmas Movie yet…better than the classics like Home Alone, The Griswalds and It’s a Wonderfull life…prove me wrong.
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