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2019

17

Dec

Inbar Lavi Bikini of the Day

I still don’t know who Inbar Lavi is….but it is safe to say that she has a real understanding of social media marketing and showcasing where her talent actually lies…in promoting Ocean Conservation by showing a beach that isn’t riddled with unwanted single use PLASTICS….oh and creeping on the two girls in the background by putting their asses on blast on the internet without their consent like some kind of pervert walking around with a cellular phone on a selfie stick like it’s some kind of METAL DETECTOR….for the UPSKIRTS….because PERVERTS are fucking everywhere…and here are her big TITTIES.

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2019

17

Dec

Is Kate Bosworth Naked Here of the Day

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Kate Bosworth looking pretty SUS here – is she NUDE?

I like to think this is something her SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING CONSULTANT that her talent agency has made every one of their clients consult to become relevant is behind this whole “let’s make them think I am nude through strategic angles, like I was David Copperfield, pulling off optical illusions, but instead of making the Statue of Liberty Disappear, I’ll do it with my bikini”…

I like to also think it is wonderful to see these celebrities that for so long were at arms length, or really in another fucking world than their fans who they’d avoid at all costs, and here they are being “influencers” about it and engaging with comments and shit…even if it is their assistants..the desperation to stay relevant is hilarious

But I won’t even be mad at some Kate Bosworth naked – I still think she’s hot…

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2019

17

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Tits of the Day

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I think the craziest thing that has happened in the entertainment industry in the last 20 years, is the success of How I Met Your Mother or Bing Bang Theory or whatever show she was on after her first show “8 Simple Rules to Date my Teen Daughter”….a pretty perverted title that killed off John Ritter….when she first solidified herself as “SITCOM ACTOR”…..

She worked out some 100 million dollar deal for her and her co-stars over a 3 final year period that she’s been paid out…and that she bought new tits with…and that she is showing off her new tits like all girls with new tits do…as they don’t feel like they are their tits…but rather like they are some kind of fashion accessory…

POINT BEING….

Kaley Cuoco…worth over 100,000,000 dollars, like Jen Aniston still has life in her career that I am sure her agents love, and is probably making over 1,000,000 a year in residuals from people having terrible taste and still watch the show I’ve avoided anytime I’ve seen in….and when you look at her…her net worth and success is a solid reminder of life being unfair to those who probably deserve it more.

ANYWAY…at least she’s got the titties out..

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2019

17

Dec

Lais Ribeiro Teen Mom TIts of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is not a teen but she was a teen mom back in BRAZIL…getting all knocked up at 16 or whatever age she was….because of her CATHOLIC FAITH…but I think it has more to do with taking creampie loads up inside her the way nature intended cuz she was all hormonal from having such big tits…

I do not know how a teen mom got from Brazil to USA via Victoria’s Secret, but I am sure it is something you could ask EPSTEIN, who was financed by the VIctoria’s Secret people…he probably had a pretty good grasp on how that all worked out….but alas…he killed himself…and all we’re left with is a teen mom at 30 showing cleavage…and it’s alright…

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2019

17

Dec

Abigail Ratchford is in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

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Abigail Ratchford is in the Christmas Spirit, look at her all naked and covered in lights like BABY JESUS wanted when he was born….thinking “In 2000 years, motherfuckers will be celebrating my birth because I am the son of god, by using lights and tits to ring in that Holiday Cheer that represents all that I stand for as the dude who died for your sins, because I’m the son of god and that’s my duty.” I mean he did used to date a prostitute and spend a little too much time intimately with other men…so…you know he was liberal like that and it was all the churches and the companies and commerce that go in the way of what JESUS actually wanted…which is what we all want…not goodwill towards men or any of that propaganda shit..but the core of HUMAN instinct is what he wanted….and that is THE TITTIES!

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2019

17

Dec

Kristen Bell Bodysuit of the Day

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Kristen Bell who I don’t like, but who I posted on yesterday, because like all other actors she’s developed a social media strategy to annoy us with, in efforts to stay relevant, get jobs and re-invent VERONICA MARS….to a new audience that I hope don’t buy into her nonsense…

Well apparently there was a video also, so here’s that video to watch with hatred…unless you’re a Kristen Bell fan, in which case…I hate you.

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2019

17

Dec

Skylar Grey Butthole of the Day

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Skylar Grey confirms the theory that ugly girls show their buttholes more often than pretty girls…it is a fact…you know that whole ass play millennials being into ass because they are genderless freaks and genitals get in the way of the one thing they have in common…their buttholes…

Skylar Grey for those who don’t know her beyond her asshole…because the asshole is the gateway to the soul…she wrote an Eminem song and I’ve written about her before…you can also use this handy took called google…who will feed you articles written in INDIA for GOOGLE…to drive you to sites you’ve never heard of for you celeb news and tits…leaving sites like this in the dark because I write from the heart man….I WRITE FROM THE HEART….even though I may not actually have one and if I do it’s filled with visceral fat….that makes for visceral commentary that is hardly visceral anymore cuz I am lazy, born and feel like I should be wearing a helmet due to all my brain injuries…

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2019

16

Dec

Bella Thorne Nip Slip of the Day

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Bella Thorne is just such trash that it’s worth looking at, even if she looks like a beat up man in his 40s with a meth addiction….

She loves showing off the TITS that Disney bought….unless the tits that were built off getting her period at a young age because she had childhood trauma from when her father died prematurely, when she was molested by her stepfather, when she was sold off to Disney, when she had a falling out with her opportunistic mother who prostituted her children at their expense for her personal gain, coupled with the hormones in the food, the pollution in the air, the traces of BIRTH CONTROL FUCKING OUR HORMONES UP in the water….but who cares enough to bother finding the origin story of the only thing interesting and not gross and annoying about BELLA THORNE…when we can just look at her nipple flash….cuz she’s an easy going, fun, wild and liberal young lady making noise to build her personal brand of shit to all the idiots of the world who buy into this shit…and I say keep on selling us hard girl…we like the half naked tits…even if the rest of her looks like it’s rotten and smells.

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2019

16

Dec

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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Demi Lovato hasn’t died of a heroin overdose yet, but the hope or at least the salvation, or the good news in her “recovery” is that she will always have this undying itch in the depth of her soul for opiates, that’s what opiates do, I get it for NICOTINE, because I was a smoker 20 years ago, so I can just imagine what OPIATE addiction would do to a motherfucer…..just fucking knocking in her head over and over and over until she takes the fucking plunge and dabbles just one last time, with just a little taste….that will end up killing her..

I don’t really wish death upon people because I don’t give a fuck about these people, I mean they are celebrities and by default HORRIBLE fucking people…you cannot prove me wrong on this one…there is ZERO good to this DEMI LOVATO and even her struggles with addiction are boring and some marketing ploy by her team to get her more money…it’s just shit all around….but it’s next level shit when they get the fat girl in a bra with her fat tits out in some weird photoshoot that didn’t need to happen…with what may be her boyfriend, or her NA sponsor, or her meth dealer she met in some corner store in Arizona or New Mexico some border town shit she exploited when she pretended to be MEXICAN or of MEXICAN decent when really she’s not….she is just GARBAGE all around and she agrees with that…hence all her failed suicide attempts.

BUT SHE DOES HAVE BIG TITS now that she’s 800 pounds…so there’s that and she clearly wants you to SEE that.

Here she is stuffing her face with a pickle

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2019

16

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Dumb Photoshoot of the Day

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This is the kind of Calendar I would get just to inspire me to kill myself every day of 2020…

You know, Calendars are a dated concept, and a HORRIBLE fucking gift….because I have a fucking computer and a phone and I don’t need your tree killing shit to hang up in my garage like I care about what date it is…when every day is basically the same fucking pile of misery….but I figure if 2020 is the year you want to kill yourself, this is the best way to do it…fucking stick it above your bed or in your shower and cross off every day looking at these scamming, unattractive, rich cunts who trolled pop culture into thinking they matter, while reminding yourself that this is the world we live in and it’s miserable…and if you’re not suicidal, because like me you find living LOLz cuz everyone is so ridiculous and nothing matters….gift it to someone who is suicidal….or who you hope is suicidal cuz you don’t like them but know they don’t like themselves…because it may inspire them to kill themselves too…cuz that’s how shit Kendall and Cara are…the kind of shit that make people think they’d rather be dead than live in a world that celebrates them.

Kendall Jenner Cara Delevingne Dumb Photoshoot

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