Abigail Ratchford Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2019

17

Dec

Abigail Ratchford is in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

Abigail Ratchford is in the Christmas Spirit, look at her all naked and covered in lights like BABY JESUS wanted when he was born….thinking “In 2000 years, motherfuckers will be celebrating my birth because I am the son of god, by using lights and tits to ring in that Holiday Cheer that represents all that I stand for as the dude who died for your sins, because I’m the son of god and that’s my duty.” I mean he did used to date a prostitute and spend a little too much time intimately with other men…so…you know he was liberal like that and it was all the churches and the companies and commerce that go in the way of what JESUS actually wanted…which is what we all want…not goodwill towards men or any of that propaganda shit..but the core of HUMAN instinct is what he wanted….and that is THE TITTIES!

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2018

05

Feb

Maitland Ward Lubed Up of the Day

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Here’s some Super Bowl fame whoring, something that girls who want all the attention in the world, but can only get a limited amount of attention in the world, but that limited attention doesn’t turn them off, it doesn’t make them think maybe they have no chance, instead it gives them fuel needed to keep going, that taste of success to keep going, that is what they want, they don’t need money, they just need likes and their tits get them likes…

So they attach themselves to any event, activity, day to day of the day national day, to get some content up around their tits…

Like these pics of Maitland Ward either sweating again, due to obesity, old age, trying to keep up with the posing, covered in bacon grease cuz she like eating bacon that much, or more interestingly, greased up to relive some rich guy’s fantasy of chasing the greased up pig at the county fair like he used to do as a kid, before getting rich enough to buy time with this one…

FASCINATING…..

Abigail Ratchford, a less disgusting fame whore, but still a titty fame whore, produced her own superbowl content

These girls – so creative…Artists really.

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2017

24

Mar

Abigail Ratchford Huge Tits of the Day

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I generally avoid doing posts on Abigail Ratchford but she’s got monster tits, dudes follow her, and she’s available to fuck if you have enough money to pay her rates, so I shouldn’t be ignoring her monster titty and apparently ass – existence…as it probably chases after black athletes…I should be celebrating her, even working with her by selling her out to perverts for a commission….that would be the smart thing to do…plus I’d negotiate seeing her tits in the deal….because I’m a solid sales dude….

She’s in Miami, a hot spot for clients during MUSIC CONFERENCE because bitch must like EDM or the cheesy rich dudes that come with it…and in turn cum in her…ratchet.

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2016

31

Oct

Abigail Ratchford’s Topless Costume of the Day

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Abigail Ratchford is a fucking low level monster…no different than Maitland Ward or other low level monsters….she has done zero, her success is hardly success, and if anything she’s just a fucking hooker who charges Hollywood dudes to play with her monster tits…

MONSTER tits that are the only reason she’s even known in the first place….MONSTER tits that I stupidly ignored emails from when she was first trying to self promote…MONSTER TITS that don’t even look that good when they are doing the MONSTER MASH on Halloween…fully exposed, in nipple pasties…because that’s what this girl is about…TITS…

They are big, but then again, so is she…and that face injected face is just not hot to me…all I see is a broken porn chick who turned her back on porn…to choose a life of sugar babying instead….tragic really….because I want to see her vagina filled with cock….

It’s fine, I mean I won’t hate on any girl leaving the house topless…it’s just so cheesy, on all levels, I prefer cool naked chicks to this super mainstream cheesy fucking MONSTER ENERGY DRINK looking shit…

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2016

07

Jan

Abigail Ratchford Big Clown Tit of the Day

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Abigail Ratchford is some low hanging fruit, attention seeking, barely talented girl that the blogs have picked up on, because she used to email all the blogs, became friends with the blogs, and did all these shoots focused on her silly tits, that she never really pulled out her tits fully, but instead cockteased aggressively…

Well I guess the time has come where she feels the need to reveal the nipples…because her audience is probably getting bored or her..or maybe she’s not making money and realizes that she’s better off doing a member site, like a porn star, for exclusive pics…and I guess she’s doing it as “artistically” as a cheesy bitch can…because she doesn’t want to admit she’s just a titty model..even though…it’s pretty say she’s a titty person…just one giant set of tits…

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