Skyler Gray is some singer songwriter who clearly sees herself as some kind of high brow, high concept, deep and important artist, you can spot these people and their lame tattoos or shaved heads, or weirdness a mile away….but like I always say, the weirder the girl, the more she tries to be edgy or different, the better she is at fucking if she still fucks and hasn’t decided that goes against her master vision of celibacy while trying to bring down the patriarchy or whatever it is artists are trying to do….BUT ALSO…are totally into showing off their naked body, like they are hippies, or like they are fighting some fight to push femininity forward because they are high brow, high concept, but I am low brow low hanging fruit, only into staring at her old ass and wondering why she didn’t bother doing this without the panties on so we can see some cunt.

The cancer look, or the alien from the future with a shaved head look, is hardly a look I’m into, I like hair…..and bush…but I’ll still zoom into see if there’s an asshole behind the thong…..and you should too..

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6 Days ago, Skyler Grey asked a very important question to her fans….would you rather she drop a new song or post a nude and only 55% percent of people said drop a nude….which to me means that no one wants to see this bitch naked, not that it stops her from getting naked….

Unless her music is that life changing, you know because she’s a famous song writer for some real stars, who is now doing her own thing with a shaved head rat tail haircut that’s a little too dystopian future for me, even though it’s also 80s trailer trash ALL at the same time….

Eminem has potentially fucked her up the ass, or maybe she’s fucked him up the ass, I don’t know how these people operate, I just know they work together…

So we’ll call these Eminem endorsed TITTY clickbait to pretend a bitch is as edgy as her haircut…

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Skylar Grey is some songwriter who is really named Holly Brook Hafermann, but I guess Skyler Grey makes more sense…if you need that stage name or pseudonym or persona to justify or do all the things Holly Brook Hafermann wouldn’t be confident enough to do…some double personality shit….

She’s written hit songs for a bunch of people and is likely very rich because of that, but like every narcissist out there, who has been told they are good at what they do, rewarded by the industry through money, consistent work and meaningless trophies….

So it’s only natural that at 35, she wants some attention on her….because she’s likely more than capable of doing the whole pop thing, I mean she writes hit songs….

Bebe Rexha is on the same hustle, popstars with a dream, forced to write songs for other popstars, only to get rich and decide they should be popstars too..even though they are old as shit…

Luckily, attention seekers show off their tits to get attention…so we get to look at em.

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I don’t know why I do weekly posts on Skyler Grey, I really don’t find her hot or interesting, but I guess she’s got rich off some hit songs she’s written and the industry has decided to let her out of her cage, where she can now create her own popstar out of her talents, because she’s passed their tests…you know since the industry is totally contrived…and celebrity is typically paid for by the handlers who believe they can make money off a bitch. I assume that’s what they did with Bebe Rexha, the other 35 year old trying to be a popstar after a decade of writing hits….”let them out of their cage, they’ve paid their dues”..

Her real name is Holly Brook Hafermann, so you know she’s been through some programming, cults always change the name of their talent to disassociate them from their old selves and allow them to do things their old self wouldn’t do….’That was Holly, this is Skyler, Holly would never do that, but Skyler would”…kind of thing…if you’ve ever tried starting a sex cult, you’ll know what I mean…

Anyways, in her marketing she shows off her tits, they aren’t big tits, but we’ve established I like small tits, I just don’t really give a fuck about the writer of Diddy’s “Coming Home” or Dr Dre’s “I need a Doctor”….because clearly women have no opportunities out there in the world….get the fuck out of here – you’re all retards.

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Skylar Grey is some singer songwriter who is clearly trying to get some attention to herself, because if she wasn’t, I’d assume she wouldn’t be posting her hard nipples in a tight top in some dramatic photoshoot to her social media knowing that people will respond to that shit more than they would if she didn’t post any pictures at all…but if she didn’t post any pictures at all, would she even be real, would she even exist, would she be someone they hire and pay, or would she be forced to live off the residuals from the hit songs she has a writing credit on…that’d be so unfortunate…could you imagine making millions of dollars and just saying “I’ve hit my target, I’ll go sit back by the pool for a bit”….knowing that there’s MORE out there to grab and peddle….and that nipples are a marketing tool to get it….

I don’t know, she’s a little too alternative for me, but she’s not doing it for me, and you may be into tattooed grey haired, looking like they are AI from the future, I’m just here for the tits.

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Her name Skylar Grey and she’s a 35 year old singer songwriter who shows her tits because she’s rich off creating mind number songs for the idiot population that keeps gettng stupider and stupider and don’t even need full songs anymore…they just need hooks that someone else they follow does a choreographed dance to..in order to get the album sales needed to keep them important…

Now….tits are fun and all, but this white hair zombie faced shit is terrifying, I wouldn’t stare at it too long, it may it your soul….and that would make sense since she’s the MIND behind the mind numbing popstars people seem to love because they are all idiots….

Tits though.

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Skyler Grey is a popster or a songwriter who has actually written some songs that have had serious radio play so she likely gets fat residuals for the rest of her life, allowing her to afford a life of luxury where she doesn’t need to ever actually work again, so she can focus on her craft, or her art, or her aesthetic which I guess involves showing off her shitty prison tattoos….while totally naked…

She is 34, she’s posted a pic of her ass because she’s likely one of those “I’m edgy and always naked” who would have been a suicide girl if her songs never became hits…now she can just do that instagram model shit which is fun, since she really doesn’t need to be showing her bare ass, even if she should be showing us her bare asshole…I guess IG porn isn’t quite there. yet..

Her hit songs include Eminem and Rihanna’s Love the Way you Lie and I’d hate to know how much money she got paid off that…because it will remind me that instead of updating this shitty site daily, I should write the shitty lyrics of shitty pop songs, it’s probably really fucking easy to do….because I want Residuals too…

So if anything, Skyler Grey’s ass has inspired me to be a song writer….so I can get naked on the internet for entertainment when bored with my pile of money from said songs too….LIviNG that LIFE…

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Skylar Grey has hard nipples.

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Skylar Grey is some singer, songwriter, record producer, from the mean streets of Mazomanie Wisconisn….who got a record deal at 17, recorded under the name Holly Brook, then in 2010, she wrote Eminem and Rihanna’s song, so she’s rich as shit and doesn’t need to continue doing this music thing, but I guess what the fuck else is she to do with her time…just sit around and wait to die on her royalty checks…I mean she’s achieved the coveted “One Hit Wonder”….which is all you really need to survive…I call it the Dan Ackroyd because he made 100s of millions off Ghostbusters, that Fuck You money, but even he went onto do other bullshit movies despite the 100s of millions of dollars, I mean what the fuck else are you to do…

But I guess in this era, when you got nothing to do, you can always get naked in the pool and post it to the internet for her fanbase, you know show them her 34 year old ass..to be more interesting…and as far as I’m concerned…bare ass makes all ladies more interesting.

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Skylar Grey is some 34 year old “recording artist” from Wisconsin, where you know all the best “recording artists” are from…she got signed at 17, release an album under the name Holly Brook and in 2010 she co-wrote an Eminem and Rihanna song called “Love the Way You Lie” and she’s gone onto release her own music you’ve never heard and written songs for Christina Aguilera, Nick Jonas, Alicia Keys and Celine Dion…..yes.. Celine Dion…

I am reading her WIKIPEDIA when writing this, because I just see her as some suicide girl looking alt model being edgy and racy all battered by her shitty tattoos and terrible life choices…which are better than our life choices because she’s probably stupid rich, allowing her to do shit like show her panties in a Fuck you, I can do what I want to kind of way…all while drawing some low level attention to herself because she’s showing her panties, which I guess feels good for these people, because no matter the girl, the half nudes and nudes do better for them in terms of social media performance…and since everything is social media based….people just keep getting more and more nude.

That said, she’s obviously posing with big trucks in stupid gas masks you know to keep whatever weird aesthetic she goes for, or maybe she’s fighting California wild fires or working her side hustle removing Asbestos from schools built in the 50s…maybe she runs a mold removal service.. but at least she’s not fat….

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