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2019

16

Dec

Kristen Bell Fitness Power Ranger Mom in her 40s of the DAy

Kristen Bell is old as shit and I didn’t find her hot when she was young and getting all the hype…

Maybe I hated her because she was Sarah Marshall, the biggest movie I think she’s ever done, I can’t think of anything else she has done, however I never watched her TV show on that Lizzy Mcguire kick of Veronica Mars bullshit, because I am a grown fucking man, and we shouldn’t partake in that kind of pervert activity…

I just know that they’ve done a reboot of the show, since 40 year old moms great up on it, and that’s who still has cable subscriptions, so it’s breathed some new life into the forgotten Kristen Bell and that’s tragic, because then we give her husband Dax attention by proxy, and he’s a fucking cunt.

Point being, fit at 40 or not, she’s fucking 40….and this is vile and she is the worst.

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2019

16

Dec

Kate Beckinsale’s Goes Black for Diddy’s 50th of the Day

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I read that Kate Beckinsale, who defies all logic in being a mom of a 20 something year old, while looking like this, because I guess she puts a lot of effort into her being jerked off to, as some girls do…..well I read that she was the most googled “celebrity” of 2019….I read that on her INSTAGRAM because like all women, especially rich women who had fucked up issues growing up cuz daddy was too busy for them, fucking LOVE that people are into her and celebrate that shit, advertise that shit, may even have a T-shirt that says “I’m the most googled celeb of 2019” that she gives all her fucking friends with her Holiday Christmas form letter she sends out talking about how great she is, cuz that’s what narcissistic fucks who think we fucking care about their lives, and aren’t embarassed to be cunts about it….do.

That said, she looks fucking hot for her soon to be a granny like a trailer park granny, not even 50 and already baking the cookies, only in Kate Beckinsale’s case, she’ll probably be sucking off all her daughter’s baby daddy’s friends…cuz the difference between rich trash and poor trash…is the cost of the house or houses you’re fucking your baby momma’s mamma in….

Point being, Kate Beckinsale is hot…and Kate Beckinsale is Old…and Kate Beckinsale is a rich kid who craves attention and thus Kate Beckinsale is trash…expensive trash…at Diddy’s B-Day

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2019

13

Dec

Lily Rose Depp Panties Selfie of the Day

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Nothing says Friday the 13th like Johnny Depp’s daughter, who has a “career” in “modeling” because her dad is Johnny Depp…you know worked hard for it…but not nearly as hard as she worked for this slutty panty selfie…I feel like there are 35-50 pics she didn’t post…and another 20 versions she photoshopped / facetuned the one she did post…but either way…it’s hot.

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2019

13

Dec

Bella Thorne With the Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne and the tits that Disney bought bringing you some HOLIDAY cheer as a slutty instagram influencer, because it’s a pretty easy fucking hustle…when you got tits…and have been on Disney and have bought tits….with that Disney money the way WALT wanted her to….I mean…assuming he wasn’t a pedo….which you can’t assume…you just can’t say it…because DISNEY is the most powerful entertainment company and they have lawyers…

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2019

13

Dec

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX has her tits out again but this time you can’t see the five o’clock shadow growing on them, must have had electrolysis. She hairy….

Apparently, someone had explosive diarrhea in her face, cuz she’s that kind of girl, you know the kind you shit on…so if you’re into that kind of thing, this FILTER’s for you.

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2019

13

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence as it turns out is NOT joey Lawrence’s daughter, she is Jennifer Lawrence’s daughter she put up for adoption and chose her Hollywood fame life….

I’ve seen her nudes, I know she’s on that Farrah Abraham kick….TEEN MOM….and here are her daughter’s titties in an outfit..that shows off the titties…

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2019

13

Dec

Inka Williams Getting Wet of the Day

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Inka Williams is the best there is. She is skinny, she is young looking, she is hot, she is good times….she is in a bikini, she is on vacation.

She probably makes a lot of money and this is her living that life she deserves because at least she’s not an influencer for being a fat chick who is pushing some bullshit….about being a happy fat chick…posting half naked pics about how proud she is that they make XXL bikinis..

This is the kind of Influencer / Instagram Model I say you send her all the brand deals…I’ll buy what she’s selling, ideally if it includes dirty panties as these girls do.

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2019

13

Dec

On the 7th Day of stepXMAS- Top 10 Meat Girls for SUMO JERKY of the Day

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There is a lot of hype around the no carb diet, and I am all for it because it makes fat chicks less fat, and less fat is better. There is no better low carb snack food than BEEF JERKY …

So I am happy to partner up with SumoJerky on our SEVENTH DAY OF STEPXMAS because JERKY is a fucking awesome gift, for you or for anyone in your life, Jerky at your motherfucking door every month of the year. The modern take on the “Jelly of the Month” club, a classic gift of yesteryear, I think one Clark Griswald was upset about in the National Lampoon Christmas Classic…because Jelly ain’t pool but more importantly Jelly ain’t no Jerky…

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The team at SumoJerky take meat serious, none of that snowflake vegan plant based, carb and surgar heavy bullshit that makes for fat and weak.

Meat makes everything better. I saw a viral clickbait article yesterday about some woman who was Vegan for 20 years, who did a 30 day MEAT Challenge and has never felt better. So unless you’re doing it for the kindness to animals, since we all love animals….it makes no sense….MEAT IS KING….but you already know that.

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Meat makes everything better. No one wants pasta without meatballs. Who has heard of an “LT” sandwich? NO ONE….BECAUSE WITHOUT THE BACON it is just SHIT.

The SumoJerky team are experts. They buy jerky from literally every provider they can find, putting themselves through a gauntlet of jerky eating & note taking – all to bring you the best.

They find three amazing new jerky companies every month, and ship their best flavors right to you or your loved ones…

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Meat makes everything better, so to celebrate JERKY we’ve put together The Top Ten Meat Girls on the Internet..because MEAT GIRLS are a thing…in this world of VEGANS trying to ruin our MEATY FUN….

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4 – Finger Licking Meat Goodness

5 – The Multi-Dog Deep Throater

6- Another Grill God

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8 – Eager Eater

9 – BBQ Blonde

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Posted in:Holiday Gift Guide 2019|SFW

2019

13

Dec

Jennifer Lopez Tits of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez wants you to look at her tits, I guess with age comes wisdom, or maybe with age comes a want to be seen as more than just an ass, which is probably why she milks that Versace dress every chance she gets, you know cuz she doesn’t live in the fucking past.

I find it weird for a 50 year old rich as fuck, already made it, popstar, actor, producer, media empire running MOM aged bitch, wanting to compete with hot young girls and ride out her “hotness” that I never found all that hot….but the ego is a weird fucking thing….you have to remember these are really fuckign DELUSIONAL people who have really WON by all standards and on all fronts…so if they can keep bringing it, keep getting that positive attention, keep selling out shows, and keep relevant…they don’t kill themselves….it’s when all that ends that they do kill themselves…so lets hope it all ends for this money grubber, not satisfied with what she has, flaunting her bullshit, cunt.

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2019

13

Dec

Kiernan Shipka Titty Top of the DAy

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Kiernan Shipka is the new Sabrina the Teenage which, who unlike Melissa Joan Hart, you can’t get a customized video of her saying your name through some silly app for the 25% discounted price of $150…..they target me with her ad all the fucking time and I don’t even like or know or care about Melissa Joan Hart…and I don’t even remember thinking Melissa Joan Hart was hot back when she was on Sabrina on TGIF…I was too busy staring at Caroline Rhea’s tits…and laughing at my friend who had a crush on Caroline Rhea….which got weird when Caroline Rhea got that daytime talk show….

That said, I am sure you can swindle Melissa Joan Hart into a masturbation cam show through that app, if you are charming enough as women instinctively want you to watch them jerking off…

That said, it may not have anything to do with the new Sabrina, but Kiernan Shipka doesn’t interest me.