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2020

18

Feb

Instagram Influencer Fail is the Viral Joke of the Day

I am not falling for it…but the above video is obviously a joke making fun of influencers…or girls in general with their “Victoria’s Secret” school of modelling poses in everyday life….and it is going VIRAL…but the idiot who put it out, or the girl flashing her ass for her comedy doesn’t have her name on anything I’ve seen…so she’s getting lost in her own viral joke…tragic….that is probably the worst thing for an influencer in training who hits a viral joke making fun of being an influencer…because they want to be an influencer. How can life be this cruel.

It’s not that good of a joke but jokes don’t need to be good, they need to be relatable for the retard population to buy into it.

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2020

17

Feb

Rita Ora Shakes her Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora is Morphing into what I consider to be her natural state….as she dances around in booty shorts and pantyhose for everyone, not just the pantyhose fetishists….where she concludes her dance with what the internet would call the beginning of a TITTY DROP….Now she may not go through with the titty drop and it’s more of a TITTY reveal…at least in internet terms…it is precisely where she needs to be….

I’d expect captions to be “Bigger than you thought”….”girl reveals perfect tit shape”…”titty drop with the force of 1000 suns”….these are pulled from the reddit titty drop group…but you get what I am saying and that is that this is great.

Just a dancing girl in underwear flashing…the Rita Ora I’ve always wanted to see…but she was too busy and calculating trying to get “famous” for nothing…but now she gets to sit back and enjoy being famous for nothing…while producing the hard hitting content that matters…TITTIES…

Here she is doing art braless with her massive tits in a white shirt

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2020

17

Feb

Naomi Campbell Topless Selfie of the Day

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Naomi Campbell is taking the lead from other 500 year old models – by realizing thanks to social media that they are still appealing to people – so they are forced to keep up their antics like most middle aged women who have learned the tricks of the trade, the ways to manipulate men, the way to pose during sex so they they look their hottest, the way to have sex to make the guys cum the fastest. They are old…..and even when their egos get in the way…they know at their core that they are on the decline, it’s a limited window of opportunity so make the most of it….and thanks to the social media…making the most of it is posting up nudes / half nudes / semi nudes to show off how good you still look to the fans…even if you’re a fraction of how good you looked when you weren’t 50.

I encourage this behavior…but I don’t think it’s all that hot.

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Posted in:Naomi Campbell|SFW

2020

17

Feb

Zoey Deutch Sex Scene of the Day

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Zoey Deutch has some big old panties on in this sex scene from a recent movie she is in…..some “I’m on my period” kind of panties that could also double as figure skating panties….some thick ass fabric panties that are appropriate to wear in public because jean shorts are more revealing than these fucking things…

This is some comfortable relationship sex that she kept her fucking socks on for….and looks like it all started after she looked at some family photo album which I would think is no ones aphrodisiac…unless they are into fucking their family members …in some “remember when granny got so drunk that Christmas that we gangbanged her under the tree…..and took pics…that was wonderful”….I mean what could she be looking at to trigger mounting her man….if only I read the script…or saw the movie…I’d know..

Her dad is a director who did Pretty in Pink and her mom is Lea Thompson’s from Howard the Duck and other bullshit but I like celebrity kids, I like nepotism…so I like Zoey Deutch…they just to go a little racier with the movies they cast her in cuz this shit is boring.

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Posted in:SFW|Zoey Deutch

2020

17

Feb

Katie Holmes Bikini Hand Stand of the Day

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Katie Holmes Bikini Hand Stand of the Day

Katie Holmes is in a bikini, which must be scary for her, because she’s an older model of the Scientology created “wife”, and she could blow out her motor if she gets wet, maybe rust some of her joints, basically unable to go on living amongst us like she is a human….when she’s not a human…which is part of the reason she scares me.

I know first hand that she is not human because she was filming in a park in Montreal while I was walking my wonderful PUG…and bitch looked at my dog and didn’t show any emotion and went back to waiting to be called in a role I am sure fucking sucked because Katie Holmes fucking sucks..I assume it is in her binary code programming…and to get her to cum you gotta O111011100010001……

Fuck this trash and the handstand trick that comes out of the box, you know every action figure needs it’s featured talent.

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2020

17

Feb

Jennifer Lopez White Bikini of the Day

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ho fucking cares. Enough of the J.Lo propaganda.

The J.Lo bikini pic that went viral this weekend because everyone is obsessed with J.LO…..that’s some ILLUMINATI shit…some mind control shit….it’s all part of some master plan to keep J.Lo earning despite having already accomplished enough….like retire bitch, make some room for the new generation, act as a mentor, hook some inner city youth up…but instead she’s trying to prove she’s still hot, that she’s still got it, that she’s some miracle at 50 cuz she knows how to filter a photo…or have her team photoshop a photo….it’s all fucking lies…don’t buy into it…

I can assure you that she’s got face fillers, the best doctors giving her Stem Cells and aborted babies to make bone broth out of, I can assure you that she’s got all the BIO HACKING going on so that she can live forever….the hormone therapy and controlled diet…all the time in the world to do fitness…cuz she’s fucking rich….so it should be hard to relate…and those of you out there buying into the hype….should turn your backs on this lie…she’s acheieved enough now it’s just straight up fucking greed but feel free to jerk off to her attention seeking bikini pics before you do…because whether this is real or not, photoshopped or not, confusing cuz she’s 50 or not…it’s still a bitch in a bikini doing mirror selfies…

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Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2020

17

Feb

Halsey Drowning Evan Peters of the Day

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Halsey is some trashy girl who got famous thanks to believing her own hype and her own lies….she created some nonsense story about being homeless and an addict…when we can assume she was just a degenerate party girl going to the raves and fucking the DJs…those DJs let her lay down some vocal tracks…they made a hit with her and signed her and kept her around….and now she’s out there stealing Emma Robert’s queer boyfriend…who has her on his shoulders in this pic…where he looks like he’s struggling.

This bitch is from the VICTIM generation, so I’ve been annoyed of her for a lot of reasons…ranging from her origin story that is a fucking lie…to her complaining that hotels don’t offer shampoo for black people…or black hair…because she wanted the people to know her dad is black and she’s mixed…so that she appeals to a broader audience I assume…and that whole thing was annoying….

But she lieks to have her tits out, fake tits from what I’ve observed, but it could all be photoshop, we live in a time when Halsey could just be a hologram, which would be great, because we could fucking turn her off…

Other annoying Halsey facts…the paparazzi caught her railing a line of whatever powdery substance in Miami…and brands still work with her…I prefer a time when getting caught meant not hiring you….but now we’re cool with celebs snorting drugs…since we’re all snorting drugs and can relate….don’t stigmatize addiction or partying….that’s discrimination…instead celebrate it….however…it’d be nice if this bitch got canceled….they never cancel the people I want them to.

Here she is for the new DKNY campaign

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Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2020

17

Feb

Brie Larson Pantsless of the Day

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Brie Larson is an example of “success doesn’t happen overnight”. She moved to LA in 1998 to pursue her acting career when she was 8 years old, you know standard practice of 8 year olds across America….most people’s parents at 8 are like “don’t eat too much candy”….or “don’t be mean to your sister”….or “don’t rub your feces on your face like war paint”….I don’t fucking know, or remember being 8, I just know that no one was being put to fucking work in the entertainment industry and if they were it was because they have fucked up parents. It is abuse.

Anyway, she had a career as an actor, but nothing really important, she tried to be a popstar releasing embarassing music because she’s fucking lame, and only really stood out in 2015 when she won the OSCAR, because her agency decided she was a contender as a potentially big star. It’s all contrived bullshit really….and she had 17 years invested in trying to make it. It just made sense.

Since the Oscar, she hit the comic book blockbusters cuz they pay, and now all of a sudden she plays this “hot” chick with her tits out, despite being not very hot. It’s all so weird.

She was engaged to a guy named Alex Greenwald, who is a musician and lead singer of the band Phantom Planet, they sang the OC song and I think Jason Schwartzman is in that band.

She says he created a safe space for her and for empowering her to take risks in her work. WHAT? I think that’s code for “I used him until I had money of my own”….or maybe it’s not code for anything but is literally words to make you hate her more than you already do, or than I already do, you fan boy pussy fucks find her hot…so here she is pantsless.

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2020

17

Feb

Alexis Ren Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Alexis Ren, who you may know as the girl who proved going viral for a solid 2 months is enough to carry you for at least 5 years, because I assume girl is still out there making money, when all she’s ever done was be a co-star in a series of well produced travel videos of some young dude. She played the hot bodied, dumb looking faced, girlfriend.

The most compelling thing she’s done since this fame thing happened for her was booking Dancing With the Stars when they were trying to reach a younger audience a few years ago…and now that girl we liked in bikinis, who was better before the bolt on implants, hanging in basically amazing settings in her bikini, is now starring in these piss colored, badly lit back alley / back pages looking photo…some take this bitch’s clothes off and snap some shots of her in what might be a crack den…which would explain why she’s so unhappy looking..but that could also just be her attempt at being dramatic. These DIY models always bring the dumbest poses….

What this shoot is missing is some lips that grip the suction cup 10 inch dick….or some “butt plug reveals” you see on reddit, but we’ll take it cuz what the fuck else are we to do.

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Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2020

17

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Shower Porn of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio posted a very racy picture of her overly perky for a mom in her 40s or near 40s tit…because it’s probably an implant because nothing in life is real, at least nothing evil corporations are selling us, and I use the term evil loosely, I mean they are likely worse than evil because most of Epstein’s wealth was linked to the Victoria’s Secret founder, at least that’s what I saw in one article I read on Epstein because I avoid all that shit.

But my gut instinct has always been that these Victoria’s Secret girls are human trafficked sex workers for the rich, and the fact that people like Ambrosio keep up the smut into her old age, makes me think that it is all she knows, all she values herself as, some grooming went into this, but she got rich and famous in the process…so who fucking cares.

What I am getting at is that there is no way the modelling industry isn’t built on prostitution and images like this posted by the models to their instagram do a good job keeping that concept alive.

For the record…I support sex workers, even when they are high priced and pretend they aren’t sex workers…..

Never forget, rich people are corrupt.

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