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2022

08

Jun

Katie Holmes Panties of the Day

Katie Holmes is a soulless cunt who I’ve come face to face on a dog walk when she was filming something here and bitch didn’t even smile at the pug I was walking, despite him being an angel sent from heaven, which I’ve come to realize is precisely why these monsters wouldn’t smile at a gift from god, you know because they have another god that they sold their fucking pussy to.

In Katie’s case it’s Tom Cruise and that whole cult that I know nothing about, something she broke out of, but is likely not because she found GOD or JESUS, but rather the devil himself…

I have this theory that she’s a robot, but she may just be programmed like a robot, her parts would be outdated by now an her stepford wife dreams would end up in the dump somewhere….unless she got an upgrade on her firmware….what do I know.

She’s in her panties and fuck me boots, which would be hotter if she hasn’t looked mid 40s for the last 15 years..but I figure if a bitch is whoring on the gram to get followers when already rich and famous, we’re in a terrible place as a people, but a great place for voyeurism….

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2020

13

Aug

Katie Holmes Titties of the Day

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Katie Holmes is a robot as far as I’m concerned. When you’re married to King Scientologist to the point where you are having or at least pretending to have his baby, you know, because you’re a fucking robot and robots aren’t designed to reproduce….you’d have to have something fucking weird going on with you….and just because she’s left Scientology, doesn’t mean she’s still not a fucking robot, if anything it just means she can’t get the updated software, or the new firmware, or to swap out some of her broken down rusty parts cuz she’s an early model and now old as shit….

The other reason I think Katie Holmes is a robot, despite how aged she is in her face despite being under 40, a technological issue I’m sure….is because she was filming a movie in this city and I happened to walk past her with my pug in tow, and bitch looked at him, didn’t even crack a smile, and in the event you haven’t met a pug, it’s basically a litmus test to see if a person is actually a person or just a piece of shit…so robot or not, Katie Holmes is a piece of shit.

I have no idea why she’s posting selfies of her tits, it is probably the same reason other girls post selfies of their tits, these are actors, soulless, robot or not, so it’s some bullshit whatever dramatic shit this is…

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2020

17

Feb

Katie Holmes Bikini Hand Stand of the Day

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Katie Holmes Bikini Hand Stand of the Day

Katie Holmes is in a bikini, which must be scary for her, because she’s an older model of the Scientology created “wife”, and she could blow out her motor if she gets wet, maybe rust some of her joints, basically unable to go on living amongst us like she is a human….when she’s not a human…which is part of the reason she scares me.

I know first hand that she is not human because she was filming in a park in Montreal while I was walking my wonderful PUG…and bitch looked at my dog and didn’t show any emotion and went back to waiting to be called in a role I am sure fucking sucked because Katie Holmes fucking sucks..I assume it is in her binary code programming…and to get her to cum you gotta O111011100010001……

Fuck this trash and the handstand trick that comes out of the box, you know every action figure needs it’s featured talent.

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2019

29

Aug

Katie Holmes Titty Flash of the Day

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Katie Holmes is some Robot bitch created in a basement of the Celebrity Center of Scientology back when she was breeding vessel for Tom Cruise…only to be exiled and forced to fuck a black man for power….so that her primitive robot wife technology that runs off sperm doesn’t dry up and die…KEEP It CHARGED….even if it’s aging fucking terribly…

Well, Jamie Foxx has moved onto new young pussy, leaving this sloppy, saggy, old looking bitch to fend for herself in this scary post-Scientology world…that I am sure she’s getting monthly paychecks from to cover costs…but that she hasn’t used to buy herself a new shirt, as if she wanted this one to open up and show off her bra top titty….

Weird for sure, but not as weird as how old she looks….and I know this for a fact because she was filming a movie near me one day and not only did she ignore the PUG I was walking with, which is sick, but she also looked like a tall fucking 60 year old with zero sex appeal.

But I do remember her hype as a Dawson Creek. I do remember her topless scene where she was dead underwater…but topless…getting dudes jerking off to a “dead” girl…which I can’t imagine being good for society…and all those things were way too fucking long ago…cuz she’s fucking old.

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2019

11

Jul

Katie Holmes Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Katie Holmes is doing some instagram style erotica. She is in black and white so you know it is art. She is in her underwear so you know it is art….I mean I guess jeans aren’t really seen as underwear but in the Scientology world that she is from, the early model robot, who is not aging well as technology just wasn’t there when she was built, is just fucking gears and cranks under the jeans and corset push up top….

There is some cleavage and she is Katie Holmes who hasn’t been naked in a movie for fucking decades….the Dawson’s Creek slut…so her weird nerd fans are probably PUMPED on this..so be pumped on this.

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2019

01

Jan

Katie Holmes Bikini with Jamie Foxx of the Day

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Katie Holmes is trying to get her bikini down, cuz she gets down…with a brother named Jamie Foxx…

Maybe this is her Scientologist attempt to show you all that sh’s a human, tits hanging out sloppy….

Maybe she’s just showing off that she’s reading some “How to Be Human for Dummies” book.

Rich people in Miami on Yachts pushing 50 years old….doing bikinis….SLOPPY TITTY which must be a flaw in Tom Cruise’ blue prints…

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2018

11

Dec

Katie Holmes Robot Nipples Trying to Get Noticed Like Robots Do of the Day

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Robot Alien Katie Holmes is trying to stay current and show people she has a soul, but I have seen her in person with my dog, and she didn’t look twice, which proved to me what we already knew, and that is that Katie Holmes is large…but more importantly – dead on all levels…

But on the titty level showing them Dawson Creeks…the tits people were excited on when she did that movie her tits were out in…she was playing as dead in that as she is in real life…it was probably after her real death and Tom Cruise Audtion before some Jamie Fox Scientology cock.

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2018

02

Nov

Katie Holmes Belly Button Penis of the Day

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Katie Holmes has finally revealed where TOM CRUISE used to fuck her, when he replaced the original Dawson’s Creek Katie Holmes with the Robot Katie Holmes for Scientology…and it’s fucking terrifying.

They will say that this is from birthing her 32 year old daughter SURI the alien….

But I know it’s what Tom used to stick his dick in to make SURI.

PORT DOCKING….SPACE SHIT…SCIENCE!

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

09

Nov

Katie Holmes Is Amish In The City of the Day

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Katie Holmes is a haggard old, washed up, fucked by Jamie Fox, Dressed like a Granny or an Amish, or a 1920s harlot….but more importantly she’s a robot who was built in creepy Tom Cruise’s basement…and she’s aging terribly…because she was designed for his Scientology needs…and now no one will upgrade her firmware…and she’s melting…fast…

I used to think I was joking, but then one day I saw her in the park in Montreal filming, and she actually looked better than you see in these pictures, tall, almost good looking, classy, but still old..washed up she looked at my cutest senior pug ever…and she didn’t even crack a smile..

Maybe the BOTOX, maybe other issues…but ultimately…if you can’t smile at pugs…you are the DEVIL…ROBOT….

Here she is freaking me out..

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2017

16

Jun

Katie Holmes is a Fucking Robot of the Day

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Katie Holmes, the Robot who was built or held captive by Tom Cruise is out there showing off some cleavage…because now that she’s fucking black dudes like Jamie Fox, she feels like she’s got some soul to her hips, some sex appeal, like any fat girl you see with her half black kid on a flight to Jamaica to meet daddy…it’s like amongst the white folk they are just the fat chick no one wants, not that Katie Holmes is fat, but you know what I mean she would have been put out to pasture if she was a living and breathing entity, but her case she’d be sold off for parts or scrap metal…but her she is with titties out and a “look at me I’m hot and people like to fuck me” attitude…

I guess it is some machine learning…in the android simulation flesh….

You know after having your soul tampered with by Tom Cruise for so long, it’s probably nice to feel as close to alive as your robot self can.