Katie Holmes is a haggard old, washed up, fucked by Jamie Fox, Dressed like a Granny or an Amish, or a 1920s harlot….but more importantly she’s a robot who was built in creepy Tom Cruise’s basement…and she’s aging terribly…because she was designed for his Scientology needs…and now no one will upgrade her firmware…and she’s melting…fast…

I used to think I was joking, but then one day I saw her in the park in Montreal filming, and she actually looked better than you see in these pictures, tall, almost good looking, classy, but still old..washed up she looked at my cutest senior pug ever…and she didn’t even crack a smile..

Maybe the BOTOX, maybe other issues…but ultimately…if you can’t smile at pugs…you are the DEVIL…ROBOT….

Here she is freaking me out..

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