I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Nicole Murphy and that makes me feel like a racist, since she’s very accomplished as the ex wife of Ed Murphy the comedian everyone fucking loved in the 80s and 90s….and I guess as a TV producer who created a show about Hollywood Exes, because I guess there is a club of them who all give each other high fives and discuss dealing with egos, massaging egos, until those egos married them and made them a lot of money…

The most interesting thing about Nicole Murphy is that she was scouted as a model at 13, which is fucking disgusting…was dating Eddie in 1988…while modeling…and now she’s pumping gas like a commoner, a very rich commoner, which I guess should be a fetish to some of you, you know seeing a girl jack her car up with fluids from a phallus…so erotic…

I’m more into the way you can see through her dress…

I guess what I am saying is that the world doesn’t need more Nicole Murphy papaprazzi pics…but it’s a great way to start the day.

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