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2020

17

Feb

Halsey Drowning Evan Peters of the Day

Halsey Evan Peters Wet Bikini

Halsey is some trashy girl who got famous thanks to believing her own hype and her own lies….she created some nonsense story about being homeless and an addict…when we can assume she was just a degenerate party girl going to the raves and fucking the DJs…those DJs let her lay down some vocal tracks…they made a hit with her and signed her and kept her around….and now she’s out there stealing Emma Robert’s queer boyfriend…who has her on his shoulders in this pic…where he looks like he’s struggling.

This bitch is from the VICTIM generation, so I’ve been annoyed of her for a lot of reasons…ranging from her origin story that is a fucking lie…to her complaining that hotels don’t offer shampoo for black people…or black hair…because she wanted the people to know her dad is black and she’s mixed…so that she appeals to a broader audience I assume…and that whole thing was annoying….

But she lieks to have her tits out, fake tits from what I’ve observed, but it could all be photoshop, we live in a time when Halsey could just be a hologram, which would be great, because we could fucking turn her off…

Other annoying Halsey facts…the paparazzi caught her railing a line of whatever powdery substance in Miami…and brands still work with her…I prefer a time when getting caught meant not hiring you….but now we’re cool with celebs snorting drugs…since we’re all snorting drugs and can relate….don’t stigmatize addiction or partying….that’s discrimination…instead celebrate it….however…it’d be nice if this bitch got canceled….they never cancel the people I want them to.

Here she is for the new DKNY campaign

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