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2020

13

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Rubber Glove Porno of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Rubber Glove Photoshoot

It is always funny when you see these mainstream girls pretending to be a hipster, as ALL these girls do now that the hipster thing became mainstream and that whole vibe is basically a fucking GAP ad from the 90s.

The kind of party girl in the scene going to all the Coachella after parties where they have unprotected sex with Riff Raff, the rapper they based James Franco’s character on in Spring Breakers….or Diplo…or whoever the icon of their “scene” is. A stamp of approval that they got to have groupie sex as mainstream girls pretending to be hipsters with the faces of that whole movement. It’s the VAGINA health article they teach you about at all the Gynecological waiting rooms I sit in, not because I see a GYNO but because I like to see the women who see the GYNOs until I am politely asked to leave.

These pics are played out, lazy concept, not that good, but clearly committed to being a mainstream with a hipster vibe…..Something you’d expect to see the try hard Kardashians in……

Like all these hipster kids she probably has rich parents….so she woulda done alright in anything she does…but being a photog in an era of everyone being a photog gave her access to the parties she wanted to be at…and the exclusive and important people she wanted to be near. It’s all very lame.

So seeing Sydney Sweeney cleaning the floor in a skirt…like traditional housewife from the 50s is hot enough, despite not having enough of her tit in it, but you gotta ignore that gender role bullshit that the mall-shopper turned hipster probably felt was high concept commentary, speaking to the issues, since all these kids have no fucking depth…their interpretations about anything are a fucking MEME.

But they do have tits…at least Sydney Sweeney does and they are good.



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2020

12

Feb

Victoria Justice Titty Top of the Day

Victoria Justice Titty Top

I only like Victoria Justice because she carried her own show that Ariana Grande was a co-star on – you know the secondary role…but she became Ariana Grande while Victoria Justice became a girl showing up to events with her tits out hoping people remember her….her acting work can’t just be that one fucking starring role…there must be more to her than this….self actualizing shit….when she realizes no one gives a fuck about her.

It’s funny, plus her sister had nudes with herpes sores on her cunt lip and that was also funny to me and laughter is the best medicine even though I don’t actually laugh…I understand it as a concept.

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2020

12

Feb

Shay Mitchell Postpartum Titties of the Day

Shay Mitchell Tits Cleavage

There is a fetish built around “engorged and veiny” tits.

Meaning, dudes jerk off to lactating tits. Meaning, they seek out newer moms who have recently given birth, and who are feeding their child with their breasts, for sexual satisfaction. They just love how the tits get fuller and fuller until the point of exploding unless the breeding women pumps the milk effects the boobs as the body produces more milk…

I don’t know if this fetish happened when a dudes flat chested wife got knocked up and suddenly had tits, or if it happened on a foodie level where they just love breast milk, or if it is because they weren’t breast fed as a child…but I do know that it gives a whole positive spin on this whole “breast feeding in public argument”…fuck year we want to see the tits….some of us more than others….you lactating fetish freaks…

Shay Mitchell is some influencer, actress, Canadian Rich kid media empire making lots of money….and these are her tits in a dress…all full of milk.

Shay Mitchell Tits Cleavage


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2020

12

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Got Them Tits On of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Cleavage

Another 50 year old who eats aborted baby stem cells, has all the best hair and make-up people, is jacked up on face injections, who spends her days at the gym with trainers, eats only what the dietician allows her to eat and what the chef makes for her. She’s J.Lo, she’s rich as fuck, you may still want to fuck her for Nostalgic reasons, but this narcissistic cunt who won’t go away despite all her money, you know why tap out and focus on raising your kids you exploited at the Super Bowl, when you can keep on performing and keep on earning, as the fans praise you for being “hot at 50″…

Hot at 50 is not a fucking category in porn that I fuck with, or that I think anyone should fuck with, even if she’s hotter than most 30 year olds, it’s not cuz she’s got better genetics…it’s cuz of fucking science and money….so she’s just flaunting her shit…basically POOR SHAMING or NON CELEBRITY shaming, which you people should PROTEST but instead you choose to focus on her being a powerhouse ethnic girl…the voice of a ethnicity cuz you’re all a bunch of groupie fucks…selective in your activism…fuckers….

The real question is how wet do you think her old cunt gets, can is soak panties and if so is it her natural discharge or some STD shit that comes with being famous. Small trade off to be J.Lo. you know.

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2020

12

Feb

Jennifer Aniston Erotica of the Day

Jennifer Aniston Interview Magazine

I know that this Jennifer Aniston shoot for INTERVIEW MAGAZINE, which I thought went bankrupt and shut down a while ago, but apparently still exists, at least to produce photoshoots of weathered and aged celebrity women showing off their panties like they aren’t in their 50s.

I know that J.LO and Aniston and other 50 year olds get a lot of hype for being fit thanks to expensive trainers that come to their homes, private chefs that feed them proper, an ego and narcissism that forces them to try to look good….but they are still 50 fucking years old.

I know that Aniston was the hottest thing on Friends, that she still makes money off Friends, that she’s been in a bunch of movies as the hot chick…even though she’s pretty fucking average….and the only real thing she did was hard nipples, or what we called NIP-ON, or what you call POKIES…on network TV when we didn’t have internet or porn. So she got jerked off to a lot, and that got confused for her being hot….

BUT she is in her 50s, dried up and menopausal, her cunt that of a 50 year old, SANDPAPER, despite never having kids due to her narcissism, not wanting to ruin her body or career, and no dude actually wanting to knock her up….they ran…to Angelina….

I mean face injections, stem cells from aborted babies that weren’t hers cuz of the menopause, Human Growth Hormone and every other trick out there is keeping her looking good enough to be the “OMG LOOK AT JEN IN HER 50s” bullshit US WEEKLY need to sell magazines to old ladies…

But she’s still in her fucking 50s….it’s gross. She is gross.

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2020

11

Feb

Kendall Jenner Stripper Outfit of the Day

Kendall Jenner Stripper Outfit

Kendall Jenner is in full stripper gear, in what we can assume is a tribute to the stripper that fell two stories in Dallas and now has her jaw wired shut so that she can’t suck dick and make the real money….I posted the video yesterday.

I figure Kendall is standing in solidarity with other whores because the stripclub won’t pay her out because stripping doesn’t come with health benefits…but she’s an elitist cunt and not paying shit…

But she could just be ironic, you know wearing the stripper outfit because the family’s celebrity started with sex work, Kim’s “STAGED” sex tape she signed a release on…to generate buzz for an already rich family…allowing them to become billionaires…GARBAGE….

It’s probably high fashion brand copying the cheap Miami made in China sex gear strippers wear to be “edgy”….because buying actual stripper gear at the sex shop is trashy, when it’s got a designer label it’s making a statement, you know because Kendall has so much to say and offer the world, her STATEMENTS really fucking matter to us….the lie promo model being treated like a fashion model because every industry is confused as they adapt to social media figure “she’s got those followers who convert, let’s put her on the runway, it’s the only way to get her promoting us for cheap cuz she wants the cred, otherwise we have to pay a million dollars a post”…all calculated…all garbage…all the time…

Either way, this is mocking strippers by her not stripping, it’s some clickbait, it’s some fucking false marketing…TRIGGERED as she jacks off a culture….


Here she is with a rabbit in her underwear

Here she is with her nipples out for Tom Ford

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2020

11

Feb

Kaley Cuoco and her Bolt Ons of the Day

Kaley Cuoco’s husband or boyfriend, I really don’t give a fuck about Kaley Cuoco or keep up with any Kaley Cuoco news, posted this video of her face close up to show you how fucking terrifying the overpaid, worth over 100 million dollars, all because she was on that dumb fucking show you autistic fucks are into cuz it’s nerd oriented, where she played the “Hot chick” despite not being hot, and where she spent some of that 100 million dollars on new tits.

Kaley Cuoco posted up pics of her tits, that I assume were in video but I don’t have the GIF….or the video…so screen caps will have to do…I’ve already spent too much time on this old timer, who may be a crowd favorite, but who is pretty fucking trash to me…

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2020

11

Feb

Jaime King Goes Full Retard in a Bodysuit of the Day

Jaime King Full Retard Bodysuit

I am not politically correct. I figure the one benefit of building a site off making offensive, off color jokes multiple times a day over the last 15 years, is that I can use words like “RETARDED”….I know that it may date me, and not in a dick in mouth kind of date, but let you know how old I am….because I like words like “Retarded”….I also like words like “FAG” and other things that have been banned from the internet cuz you are all a bunch of pussies…

So whenever I see anyone in a helmet, I automatically think of a retard just trying to live his best life without another brain injury from all his retard banging his head against the wall or stumbling while not masturbating at the public pool for the old ladies at aqua fitness.

Plus Jaime King is a fucking retard….a heroin addict model who had a boyfriend die of a heroin overdose like he was less skilled in heroin use than Demi Lovato…which is pretty fucking embarrassing to all the heroin uses…a Disney Kid is harder than you….and now she’s a fucking mom in LA pretending to be an important actress…but she is in on one piece.

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2020

11

Feb

Kate Beckinsale’s 40+ Year Old Ass of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is here acting like 47 year olds are the new freshly turned 18 school girl discovering herself, when really it’s justa 47 year old, that has the same 47 year old pussy that has had 47 years of use, and that is not the “new 18″….even if it looks pretty skinny.

There’s not arguing that Kate Beckinsale is hot and that she looks amazing for her age, but she’s still old as shit, even if old as shit doesn’t look like the 40+ fetish mags we used to steal from the corner store in the early 90s because the store owner didn’t give a fuck if they went missing since no one was weird enough to be buying them.

But she’s still 47. Skinny yes…but 47.

As far as I’m concerned, along with being used as a fantasy to her weirdo nerd fans, her only other use is to make other 40 year olds and even 30 year olds feel like fucking shit about themselves, makes them easier to fuck…and maybe some 20 year olds feel like there is hope that they will be this good at 47 too….committing to a life of staying skinny….but 20 year olds are made different now and all about the fat.

Either way, mom of an 18 year old in slutty fitness pants holding her skinny ass all together should be enough to tap into your fucking weirdness, to help you visualize and live out all the fucking perv shit you’re into…cuz I know ya’ll are weird.

Her she is grinding up against a punching bag…for the perverts..

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2020

10

Feb

Josephine Skriver Topless of the Day

I guess the Victoria’s Secret empire that everyone says is for sale, or restructuring, because they are some bloated organization with a very high overhead with stores in every mall because people need panties….made in china panties that they think are better than ordering directly form china despite being 100 times the price…because they have a little VS tag on them….but just as much Corona Virus…and who knows what other viruses….imagine how many girls in VS have got herpes with a little PANTIES TO THE SIDE style fuck….I feel like VS has been involved in more herpes infestations than Paris Hilton…or PATIENT ZERO as we call that VALTREX huffing bitch…

But the Victoria’s Secret empire still has hot models like the AI / ROBOT / CLONE they financed when finding alternatives to traditional models who have attitude, can’t be programmed, and who turn on creative director ED…..like Josephine Skriver….on their payroll and they still fly them all down to the Caribbean where the CEO lives….the same CEO who financed Epstein…billionaires…a messy breed of pervert…but I like their staff….cuz it looks like this.


Here she is at Elton Johns AIDS Party

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Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW