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2020

07

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger Shaved Her Pussy for This of the Day

That is if Nicole Scherzinger even has a pussy, because I’m convinced she’s a transsexual and so are the rest of you. It’s not Nicole Scherzinger’s fault we think that, it’s just her face is so hard that it’s easy to confuse her for a man dressed like a woman, and it would make sense that she made it as a tranny before tranny was popular…because like Gisele for Victoria’s Secret and the meth strippers I used to get lap dances from….she’d never get her period to get in the way of WORK….and as long as she tucked proper…no one would know except the weird rich guys she’s dated, but like I said in my Khloe Kardashian post, rich guys are the guys I’ve met that are into trannies…

She’s in her 40s, dressed slutty and ya’ll can imaging giving her that reach around as you massage her prostate….it’s less queer cuz she’s got tits.

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2020

07

Feb

Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian, who hasn’t had a sex tape like her sister. She hasn’t done nude shoots like her sisters. Even though she’s the daughter of OJ, who looks like a monster, who you’d assume was a trans like her stepDAD, with the fattest dick.

I am not buying this bringing herself to orgasm by pulling her pants up into her clit, I’ve seen those AMAZON panty inserts for cross-dressers to have some pussy definition.

Until I see the rich and famous athlete black dudes who fuck her actually fucking her like we should be seeing, since she’s the most disgusting of the disgusting family, that’d be where she was best positioned in my opinion, I’ll just assume they’d fuck her up her man pussy (asshole), because her pussy is just marketing hype and the reality is she’s a fucking tranny. Rich dudes love trannies.

It is pretty funny how she’s slowly built herself into looking like a bootleg sex doll misshap let of the floor in a Chinese sex doll factory, all ridden with CORONA VIRUS…it is a better look that her original monster looking self…but still pretty fucking gross.

The only other proof we have that she has a vagina is this photoshopped photo

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2020

07

Feb

Lindsey Vonn Booty of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn is one of those “once you go black” girls. It makes sense because with her athleticism and high testosterone from her muscle mass, she’d want athletic dudes with big dicks to destroy her. I mean her ass and legs are some THICKNESS that white dudes just can’t handle. She’s a pervert. From Tiger Woods to her trainer to her Fiance the black Canadian Hockey Player…this girl knows BIG BLACK COCK….and she doesn’t even have a white dude on the couch jerking off and filming it….this is all done for herself…

So in keeping up her trend of fucking black guys, I guess the retired skier is trying to officially live that Hip Hop video life, by practicing her booty posing with baby wild cats. If you know anything about the legends of HIP HOP, and I don’t, but I assume, it is that they like all those fancy things in their mansions…from exotic cars, to exotic animals, and some white bread women to really feel like they made it….

That’s the story I made up…it wasn’t a good one….

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2020

07

Feb

Margot Robbie With the Titty Tape of the Day

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Birds of Prey has a lot of hype because you virgin losers who great up on Comic Books instead of pussy get excited about these kinds of things. I guess it is premiering tonight.

You don’t care that each and every comic book movie is the fucking same, repetitive nonsense. You just like seeing it come to life. You like that it is always the same. You like that it is familiar escapism…that makes Hollywood billions of fucking dollars…thanks to CHINA (your overlords that own you and that dictate what you consume) financing this shit, or making it worth Hollywood’s effort to make these movies…cuz all they care about is money. But you know that complaint that whole ignoring actual good storytelling and good movies….it’s not just my opinion…..

You just care about your dumb comic characters that nerds like KEVIN SMITH were so into that he named his daughter after her and you are excited that Wolf of Wall Street’s breakout starlet thanks to being naked the whole time is going to be in Cosplay for 2 hours of shit….things you can jerk off to….despite her being a garbage fucking actor that is just on rotation cuz she sucked the right dick. She can’t even mask her AUSTRALIAN accent in any movie she’s in, and I”ve seen her fucking movies….because like you…I just wait to see if she gets naked….but she never gets naked…she did that once to get in, but now that she’s there she maintains looking like a 45 year old mom…that for some reason no one else sees as a 45 year old mom…

This is her on her promo tour….because when she’s not promoting her movies for her big pay days…she’s basically invisible where I like her.

Here she is on the media tour on the Ghraham Norton Show, at the BAFTA’s, and fixing her tits on Jimmy Fallon

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2020

06

Feb

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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Rita Ora may be a failed popstar, she may be an overrated instagrammer because she was a signed musical act a long time ago before being dropped by her label. She may not have those hit songs she’s always wanted. She may just be a personality who goes to all the right parties, dates all the useless people who she has dated while establishing herself in america…But she’s done it while rocking great tits…so she has great tits and that as we know and as we’ve seen so many times before is more than enough to exist, monetize, and matter.

I’m a fan.

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2020

06

Feb

Julia Roberts Tramp Stamp of the Day

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America’s Sweetheart brought out her menopausal mom body in her bikini….you know to show you how barrel shaped she is now that she’s old as shit….and how long gone are the days of PRETTY WOMAN…where she was hardly even a believable street whore…but then again street whores are such a thing of the past…that any modern version of a street whore is way more cracked out than those of an era when that was the only option….now they are just the only option for a dude on a budget, you know finding those toothless crackheads with no access to internet to solicit business….

Julia Roberts is also showing off her tramp stamp that is her kids names I’ve heard….which must be fun for her husband to cum all over when he fucks her from behind…assuming they fuck from behind…why would a husband want to stare at his kids’ names when fucking his famous wife up the ass…it’s just a weird thing to do to someone. Passive aggressive maybe….trying to push him away to fuck women who don’t remind him of birthing everytime they fuck…

I am not a Julia Roberts hater, I just never really bought into the Julia Roberts hype and these pics aren’t about to win me over….

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2020

06

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Trying to be Sexy Again of the Day

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Ireland Badlwin and her uneven big titties to go with her big body, bitch is like 7 foot tall, and is in lingerie….some corset shit to give her some shape because she’s obviously built like a tub of shit….some thigh highs and a lacy crotch shot…to compliment her series of prison tattoos she got to be edgy…like she wasn’t some spoiled entitled celebrity rich kid….

The best comments I’ve read on this site about her is “No wonder her dad hates her”….and I’ve been advocating that position since it happened, since he called her a pig, before he started his new happy family, leaving this broken trash to fend for herself, only to do this as a mechanism to fend for herself….and keep in mind…she’s been doing slutty content for years and NO ONE cares…which is tragic…when you’re a celebrity kid, with all that access, who has been on TV even if it was your dad’s roast, to produce low level smut other girls are going viral for, all while not going viral cuz we only care about HAILEY BALDWIN….pretty depressing. No wonder she’s tried to kill herself.

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2020

06

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Just Got The Corona Virus of the Day

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What is Eiza Gonzalez thinking putting her credit card in her mouth when the Corona virus is probably living on it from the last time she bought Chinese take out. RIP Eiza Gonzalez who might as well be already dead since no one fucking knows who she is….

I am one of the many rooting for the Corona Virus because we need a natural disaster to reset the way we live. I’m not some survivalist with a bunker ready for the apocalypse, but I figure I’ll go down with the rest of you, and likely survive, it’s some cockroach shit….

The fact is that everyone is so vapid, so dumb, so self absorbed….chasing some silly dream of fame and money so they can have mansions and fly private…they have no sense of community, decency and they are all polluted from shit like memes and the Kardashians…then the whole infrastructure with taxation, government control….all that other work 9-5 to barely get by….instead of just living off your land like it was the Wild West….society and the way it runs sucks…so follow Eiza’s lead and lick door handle like it was Josh Duhamel’s dick after him and fergie split (this was the other women)….and I’ll just watch you idiots scramble in your active wear…let’s hope those Spin and Pilates classes trained you to fight off REAL threats….and not your office variety of “my boss told me I looked good today, I’d like to file a grievance and I’d like a settlement” level #metoo…we are talking official SURVIVAL.

So go Corona…my Corona…I believe in you.

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2020

06

Feb

All the Tits Out for AIDS at the Amfar Gala of the Day

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I thought AIDS wasn’t a death sentence anymore. All the queers on the queer dating apps you lurk on because you’re bored of pussy after all that porn, marriage, failed relationships and ready to dive into the inner faggot you’ve always known you were are on PREP, some AIDS cocktail drug they all take daily to not get AIDS, which is a crazy fucking concept to me….”give me the AIDS drugs to prevent me from getting AIDS because I like raw ass sex with strangers…” even though if they got the AIDS they’d treat it with the same meds they are taking for recreational sex. Gays are fucking perverted.

I guess, you can’t stop a good thing is what the AMFAR non profit that obviously pays out it’s directors and doesn’t show a profit but that has probably made some people rich….like their employees and anyone who they hire to produce their star studded event….just scamming….since there is no need for a fucking cure for this shit…it’s not even illegal to not disclose you have it when you unprotected fuck a girl you meet at a bus shelter since not all of you are queers…

Point being, celebs like to look like they care, they like exclusive high profile events, they like to bring their tits out…and this is the round-up…but not the round-up that will kill you…MONSANTO.

SYDNEY SWEENEY with her perfect tits

Dog Faced Nina Agdal

Lais Ribeiro rushing home to relieve her babysitter

Josie Canseco

Heidi Klum Almost Pussy Flash

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Haley Kalil

Hot Elsa Hosk

Devon Windsor in a see through dress

Coco Rocha Bodysuit

Alexina Graham

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2020

06

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Erotica of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is the rich as fuck sex worker that was imported the “legit” way through the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s also a mom of two pushing 40 who has committed her life to staying fit and skinny because wha the fuck else is she going to do if she let herself go. Live off her money? Not be hired to do bikini photoshoots? Not be able to promote her own bikini line that is likely co-owned by the evil panty empire…it’s an offshoot brand that allows her to still work for them, even though she’s stepped down from officially working for them…and I guess none of that matters, but what does matter is her little round implants in a sports bra getting pushed up.

For the record, she was always my least favorite of the gang of brazilians, she’s pretty fucking average looking, now more than ever….just a typical hot mom at the grocery store…not an overhyped lingerie model…but we do live in a time were super models are dead, fat chicks are praised and “girl next door” average is the fetish…stop hating hot chicks.

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