Alessandra Ambrosio is the rich as fuck sex worker that was imported the “legit” way through the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s also a mom of two pushing 40 who has committed her life to staying fit and skinny because wha the fuck else is she going to do if she let herself go. Live off her money? Not be hired to do bikini photoshoots? Not be able to promote her own bikini line that is likely co-owned by the evil panty empire…it’s an offshoot brand that allows her to still work for them, even though she’s stepped down from officially working for them…and I guess none of that matters, but what does matter is her little round implants in a sports bra getting pushed up.

For the record, she was always my least favorite of the gang of brazilians, she’s pretty fucking average looking, now more than ever….just a typical hot mom at the grocery store…not an overhyped lingerie model…but we do live in a time were super models are dead, fat chicks are praised and “girl next door” average is the fetish…stop hating hot chicks.

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