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2018

31

Aug

Alexis Ren Mickey Mouse Slut of the Day

Alexis Ren posted up slutty Disney pics because she’s a slut and capable of sexualizing everything sacred in America in efforts to perpetuate her slut celebrity from being a travel slut that does nothing but hang out in a bikini while dudes around her do action and adventure stunts…in the new Feminism that’s not much different off old feminism which is if you’re hot…dudes will make you and themselves money with your tits.

That said…she’s got a fucking ton of followers, yet has never really done anything and that in and of itself is amazing…but not as amazing as how she angled herself to be able to ear so much money with that fanbase…but instead of doing something of substance she just kept showing off her fake tits and slutty poses…which is ok…but there’s a way to polarize this shit and really manipulate the world…I expect more strategy behind this…

She also posted this pic of her fake tits,

saying her number one insecurity is her big forehead, not her joker mouth or her bolt on tits, but her forehead….and asking her fans their insecurities and people engaged in her content discussing all their insecurities…

Like freshly 18 @E.Den….who said her “hips in my hips, small lips, skinny legs and arms and small butt”….

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2018

20

Jul

Alexis Ren Workout of the Day

Alexis Ren is in Japan, I know this because I saw it on social media.

It is her third or fourth time in Japan in the last few months, which means either someone in Japan is paying this girl serious fucking money to do “modeling”…or she’s realized that sex work in Japan is more lucrative, so she posts up in a hotel there and has business men roll through via her agency, where she does weird shit because it’s Japan.

I’ll assume that Japan like her look and are using her in campaigns and paying her out. Maybe she’s even on a TV show…these things happen…there’s even a movie about it called Lost in Translation…I mean, I think that’s what it is about…I don’t watch Sofia Coppolla woman power shit…

But I do watch ALexis Ren showing people how to keep that body tight, to make the fake titties look bigger and better….so she gets paid doing whatever it is she does….

Point being, workout videos are pornographic.

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2018

12

Jul

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Topless Covering her Nipples

This picture of Alexis Ren is hilarious because she had someone take it, looked at it, loved it, and posted it…knowing that people would be excited by it, knowing that despite it being pretty fucking aggressive, it’s what the people want…and she’s not going to be the one to not give it to them…so here she is giving it to them….I mean I’ve seen butt shots, I’ve seen over the shoulder butt shots, I’ve seen it all, I’ve probably even seen this pose..but it’s so hardcore, hard to believe she was one of the most followed “influencers”…I mean not really with posts like this…it’s the kind of thing I want to follow…but hard to believe brands would ever work with her…makes no sense..and either does that ass…it’s so globular…which sounds like the mucus dripping out of her…because that’s what it takes to matter…at least in Alexis Ren’s case…who only exists because she was some instagram dude’s prop….and continues to be a prop because she clearly is a one trick pony who doesn’t know how to polarize all this…or maybe this is what it’s all about…and is actually her brilliantly manipulating us…I just don’t know.

Alexis Ren Topless Covering her Nipples
Alexis Ren Topless Covering her Nipple Carefully

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2018

04

Jul

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

Alexis Ren Topless Covering her Nipples in a White Thong

Alexis Ren is living the American Dream…she’s a girl who got naked on the internet, had a hot body, was marketed right and got a ton of followers…she went viral…bought some bolt on tits..and now travels the world possibly making money…definitely getting lots of love from rich guys who finance her world travels and all she has to do is be half naked all the fucking time…no brain, no personality, nothing interesting, just half nakedness…and it’s wonderful

This is the American Dream…

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2018

28

Jun

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits Gets Wet in a Bikini

Alexis Ren is a travel instagrammer – or personality – with a large following who posts slutty pics of herself like the slut that she is – but who likely calls herself a “travel blogger” despite not having an actual blog…or a fitness influencer when really just being fit from starving herself or decent youthful metabolism from being active and Cali based…

The point of Alexis Ren is that despite looking like she has some retardations…she still manages to run her brand, make some money, produce that content and the whole thing is only interesting because of the bolt on tits on her small frame…

She’s winning and inspiring other girls to be nothing but get naked on the social media feed types…and the more the fucking merrier.

There can not be enough Spread Asses on social media…unless they are all Scout Willis trying to get as bald as her daddy..

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits Underboob White Shirt

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2018

22

Jun

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits Erotica

Hey Alexis Ren calm the fuck down….

Those bolt on tits being shameless like a low level porn chick who doesn’t get fucked on camera offends me.

If you’re going to have all the followers and make all the money as a sex worker while pretneding to be a model and not sharing your actual sex work with us…I am going to hate you…

Sure I’ll still look at the exhibitionist body in provocative poses, angling, and inspiring other sluts to be travel sluts influencers…and I won’t hate it…but I’ll hate that I don’t get to see the money shot on her Fecal Alcohol Syndrome face….

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits Erotica 1

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2018

18

Jun

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons of the Day

Alexis Ren Bolt On Tits Bikini

Alexis Ren is a travel instagrammer – or personality – with a large following who posts slutty pics of herself like a modern version of a Playboy model – who doesn’t get fully naked because she has brand deals to respect – but she does get on all fours and pretty much spreads her asshole while clothed because that is how you get hits….likes and follows…not that she needs any more of those…this girl is really massive on social media and the reason so many other girls turned to slutty content to get free trips around the world….

Which is interesting, as we see Alexis Ren on her European Vacation, we are reminded that we are in an era of all these sluts being international, just hopping around country to country, tainting every beach the fuck….which I guess is a lot like how the AIDS virus spread…only the human with bolt on tit version…

These people do nothing, yet are everywhere and richer than all you workers…

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Alexis Ren Bolt On Tits Bikini

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