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2018

17

Apr

Alexis Ren Bolt On Tits of the Day

Alexis Ren Big Bolt On Tits Green Bikini

Alexis Ren and her bolt on tits, were probably at Coachella, doing Coachella things, likely paid by brands, trying to buy their cool factor on the social media where they struggle to be compelling, but where half naked girls in bikinis remain compelling, with massive audiences, because they are the foreplay to porn..

You scroll that insta feed, half naked bodies sprawled out everywhere, building you up to the “I should go jerk off now”….or “I’ll jerk off when i get home, I can’t do it in the coffee shop, they’ll kick me out like I was those black dudes”…

Because everything is tits and ass…pop porn…with little more to it…like this girl has no substance, besides the substance in her tits, and people are paying her money…it’s nutty…

Alexis Ren Big Bolt On Tits Green Bikini

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2018

12

Apr

Alexis Ren Naked Again of the Day

“Alexis Ren Naked Again” is the name of my new song…not that I make songs, but I do like to think that if I did, it would be about Alexis Ren being naked again…at least that is what I tell myself while I watch her hold onto her bolt on tits in the water in some rich and luxurious travel destination like they are her life preservers, because they are her life preservers, you can’t sink when you’re packing 1000 CCs of good old rubber in each tit…

She’s the social media star, with the aspirational couple content, who turned slutty as fuck, even if she was always slutty as fuck, because slutty gets more hits than not slutty…

So here she is topless as fuck in her instagram video changing lives and inspiring kids everywhere to follow her lead and jack up their face and bodies to expose themselves for the most instagram hits they can get.

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2018

09

Apr

Alexis Ren Getting Wet of the Day

Alexis Ren Wet and Naked in the Shower

Alexis REN is the kind of girl who went viral viral thanks to Instagram and got so much media hype thanks to being all famous, with campaigns for top tier brands like Wrangler Jeans that you may remember the poor kid in your high school in the 80s wearing..unless you were said poor kid…in which case you probably remember being judged when wearing them,…thanks for the memories K-Mart…who paid her 100s of thousands of dollars to just be herself…all thanks to riding some dude who knew how to game instagram and the media hard…

They broke up, she got bolt on tits, and the last year or two of her life involved her trying to navigate being a total slut…with bolt on tits…and she’s finally figuring it out again…you can be slutty without being too trashy…even when you’re trashy…and brands will come back to you because you have 100,000,000 followers…

So this is her taking it down a notch but still being perfectly slutty enough for me….

The only issue with her is that she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome…dopey fucking eyes…but no one is perfect really…

Here she is just casually eating…

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2018

06

Apr

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons of the Day

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits in Black Bikini on the Beach

Alexis Ren, who is a lot of hype and no that cute, is in some self produced, or maybe this is for an actual company or magazine, photoshoot that showcases her not so great face, her solid body, and her even more solid tits, because those fuckers are bolted on so hard…in an era where life is about the injections of fillers, not the actual implantation of a sac of fluid…both totally insane, but that’s the world we live in people…

Everyone you see is a fabrication, an instagram filter, who has the pressure of living that lie in real life, like this one who is famous for being a hot ass accessory to some homosexual dude who would pose and do bro shit, and who made a lot of money doing it…but where’s a ho to go from there…you know peaking at 19 as a the accessory…forced to continue her hustle, that I am sure is hardly a hustle at all…but that involves a lot of half nakedness…and bikini pics…because that’s her niche…

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2018

04

Apr

Alexis Ren Needs to Chill of the Day

Alexis Ren is out of control, but not as out of control as other YOUTUBERS who made all the YOUTUBE MONEY and then had it taken away forcing them to shoot up the Youtube head office with the least amount of effectiveness in any shooting….leave it up to a woman to ruin mass shootings….they need a man to help them plan and project manage..clearly…

That said, this Youtuber, who was the hot pussy in some dude who pretended to be her boyfriend’s youtubes made real fucking money, we’re talking over a million a year, and instead of doing anything good with it, I mean in the grand scheme of content, elevating the consciousness of humanity, she went straight to clickbait porno shit….

And here’s some of that…

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2018

15

Feb

Alexis Ren Looks Like Her Mom Drank Too Much When She was in the Womb of the Day

Alexis Ren Shows Ass on the red carpet

If this isn’t adult fetal alcohol syndrome, the adult with fake tit version you’d normally find in the strip club, but that thanks to internet scamming, and face tuning, you find at red carpet events for Sports Illustrated events…

I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS…

Alexis Ren is a product of going viral, the WILIIAM HUNG, of the bikini model world, never actually being a model, but playing one on instagram, and thus finally becoming one…in a fake it til you make it situation.

She’s known for racy showing off her ass in weird poses that she photoshops the shit out out, literally and figuratively, and she’s now faced with showing up to places in real life to show the world that her feed is all a lie, but what she lacks in her retard looking face, she makes up in slutty poses, cuz that body’s pretty good, and that’s what we’re here for, or what she’s here for…you know propelling the WOMAN SPECIES to the next feminist level by reverting to the 80s and 90s offering the world nothing more than her tits / ass….the way it’s meant to be.

Other trash that wasn’t photoshopped, but live a life photoshopped – also at this event…

OLIVIA CULPO – WHO WAS APPARENTLY MISS UNIVERSE – WEIRD

Kate Upton Mom Gunt

Ashley GRAHAM ATE KATE UPTON

Hailey Clauson Lost 30 Lbs

Raven Lynn – A Tranny I assume

Bianca Balti – NIPPLES

WTF IS THIS – I THink she got lost on the way to her Walmart Cashier Christmas Party….Maybe SI is a Little Too Inclusive..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SLUTS AT THE EVENT CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SI SWIM SHOOTS WHERE THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED CLICK HERE

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2018

05

Feb

Alexis Ren is SI Bolt On Tits Rookie of the Year

Alexis Ren cameltoe

Alexis Ren is the Sports Illustrated Swim Rookie of the year, thanks to being internet famous…

She’s the softcore romance novel pornographer / porn star/ model, who produced content for older ladies with shitty office jobs, in shitty town, just middle of the road fat, jaded, Walmart shoppers with a dream of being more than just tanned by the fluorescent tube lighting – but rather that they would get to travel the world …but instead were just sitting there doing data entry but taking breaks to check in on instagram or facebook or youtube to see what the other people are doing, you know other people who are young, in long, rich, hot, fit, traveling to luxurious paradise locations these women only dream of going….

It was some aspirational shit, then girl got bold on tits, and got recruited for SI, legitimizing her as more than just a prop some dude used to give masturabtion material to old ladies in their soiled bathtub in their run down house at night…a place they can have the orgasm their fat husband who watches football all day doesn’t give them…the fantasy.

Making moves, thanks to SI trying to stay young and relevant using young and seemingly relevant half naked girls.

RACY PICS….

More Rookie pics of Alexis Bolt On Ren

Some other SI Rookies

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2018

30

Jan

Alexis Ren Got Them Titties on of the Day

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits in gold bikini for SI

Alexis Ren’s bolt on titties for Sports Illustrated trying to stay relevant of the day – was the alternate title.

For anyone who has been a jaded observer of girls getting half naked on the internet, you will know that Sports Illustrated, with Victoria’s Secret were probably the most influential outlets to find and cultivate and spew titty models down our throats. They would do the dirty work of auditioning them, and recruiting them, and building them up in content that us idiots would jerk off to or stare at….they made many fucking stars…

But then instagram happened, and people like Alexis Ren were able to trick the algorithm, making their own fame in shoots that were of the same caliber as both those outlets who once decided who would be mainstream titty models on not…making Sports Illustrated obsolete…why bother waiting for shoots we see girls producing every fucking day…no hype in that…and I guess recruiting Ren for their magazine, is an attempt, like using Ashley Graham, is an attempt to piggy back off their followings on social media…and stay relevant…in what I’d say is too little too late….the word doesn’t need a bikini magazine issue once a year around super bowl…we have that shit daily from so many chicks, known and unknown…but keep on the scrambling, I mean there’s big ad dollars behind this so they can keep it going…I just find it pretty fucking boring.

here’s her 2016 casting call that I guess led to her 2017 shoot and her 2018 slutty bikini shoot with the bolt on tits…

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2018

10

Jan

Alexis Ren Naked of the Day

Alexis Ren Naked showing her Tits in the Ocean

Here are some Alexis Ren Naked in the water pictures with her bolt on tits…

We call her your girl Alexis Ren, who you probably don’t know anything about, but you do know she’s got a hot tight body she likes to show off like a younger Sara Jean Underwood, traveling to amazing places, having amazing experiences, for both her and her bolt on tits….

An instagram account with so many fucking followers, but an instinct to be a slut too strong to go mainstream and sell the big brands for big money like a Kardashian, instead just use it to find the sugar daddy, it’s easier…

Alexis Ren Naked Splashing water in The Ocean

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2017

27

Dec

Alexis Ren Christmas Tits of the Day

Alexis Ren in a black tank top tits out

Like all whores, Alexis Ren celebrated some Christmas, only her own variation of whoring involved her bolt on titties in a tank top…which is pretty subtle whoring, she must be one of those religious type of whores, who doesn’t realize she’s a whore, but rather an artist doing the work of Jesus through the use of her tits, you know spreading the message of the lord, like she was spreading her legs for brand deals a few months earlier, only…it’s Christmas time and that’s about baking and being with family…and other wholesome shit…but Christmas is over, New Years is near and the WHORING will be back…in full force because it is all she knows…

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2017

19

Dec

Kate Upton for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton is some serious fucking clickbait, anyone who uses her for any sort of anything, is strictly doing it because tits get hits…and people like hits because hits make them money…

Kate Upton is not 18 years old with big tits anymore, she’s older, washed up, and her mid section has caught up with her tits, despite her two years of fitness, she’s still plus sized, yet she’s still seen as this magical creature…and overall…it makes little too no sense, but maybe, she’s just representative of the AMerican dream, entitled rich kid with big tits, marketed to the masses to make more money, even though she’s really nothing special…but she’s hyped man…by the man…

And I guess I’m not complaining – the world needs tits….

In other Clickbait News….Alexis Ren also Did the Love Magazine Calender….and it was pretty aggressive on her working out…because she’s pretty much a slutty half naked, hot body, young girl….with monster bolt on tits and a great ass she knows how to pose seductively….and 500,000 people watched it in 2 days….and really it’s fucking pornographic..but Youtube Doens’t seem to mind even though they delete 90 percent of my content that is not this hardcore…because there is FAVORITISM!!

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2017

14

Nov

Alexis Ren in a Thong of the Day

Alexis Ren In a Thong Hawaii

Your girl Alexis Ren, who you probably don’t know anything about, but you do know she’s got a hot tight body she likes to show off like a younger Sara Jean Underwood, traveling to amazing places, having amazing experiences, for both her and her bolt on tits….

An instagram account with so many fucking followers, but an instinct to be a slut too strong to go mainstream and sell the big brands for big money like a Kardashian, instead just use it to find the sugar daddy, it’s easier…weird strategy…

That’s about all I have to say about that.

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2017

09

Nov

Alexis Ren Demonstrates How she Bounces on Cock of the Day

Alexis Ren confuses me but she has a great body…

She’s cheesy, she’s not that hot in the face, her career as an instagrammer doesn’t make sense to me….but she has a great body…

She’s gone from beach girlfriend, cute california girl, with a ton of followers…who brands could have theoretically used for all their beach lifestyle things, I’m talking all brands…but instead she’s getting bolt on tits and half naked on the beach….something girls usually do to get the followers in the first place..but she has a great body…

I don’t know why she’s giggling as she demos bouncing on a dick, but this is bouncing on a dick motion and there is no way she’s not demonstrating bouncing on a dick, and that’s not just me saying it because that’s what I want it to be….she’s in a thong bikini topless holding her tits arching her back while on her knees bouncing up and down while giggling…

WE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE….but I guess it’s polarized as not against the instagram terms and services because she’s got massive following…

HOWEVER…she has a great body.

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2017

07

Nov

Alexis Ren Crop Top Tits of the Day

Alexis Ren Slutty

Alexis Ren is almost an interesting social experiment, but she’s not that interesting…she’s actually pretty boring in her quest for fame, basic even, obvious, typical, maintream, suburban…nothing stimulating or exciting at all…but interesting because she had a huge amount of followers being a hot chick on the beach, but that wasn’t enough for her, she didn’t want to keep playing the cute girl on instagram, she wanted to be the sexual deviant porn chick who doesn’t do porn on instagram and she got some big fake tits and a hard looking face and she’s not even 25 yet…

So instead of just riding the beach girl, polarizing it as high end and luxury, where she would keep traveling the world…she became what looks like a typical sugar baby…

I don’t really think that was the right approach, because bolt on tits aren’t hot….and these whorish whoring is what all the girls are doing, but this one had the followers those other ones are trying to get, why the fuck didn’t she spin it to make 10 million a year…instead she’s probably still making money, but not 10 million a year, but instead she went for the quick likes cuz dudes like tits…it’s weird…

She’s on Vacation in a bikini…..

Pics With Less Clothing:

Here she is in another Crop Top street walking…

Alexis Ren Slutty

More Crop Top Pics:

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2017

01

Nov

Alexis Ren’s Slutty Costume of the Day

Alexis Ren's Slutty Costume

Alexis Ren is some cheesy girl from California, who may not even be from California, but is as cheesy, shameless, and bikini bodied to be from California, because we have to remember not everyone in LA is an actress, or a musician, but some are low level instagram hookers who thought they had a chance, but never had a chance, so they just go to the gym and fuck rich guys who have made it, because rich guys need hot pussy to validate getting themselves rich..

This one may be cheesy with the bolt ons like a stripper but she was able to position herself as someone “relevant”…on social media, which is not relevant at all, but relevant to advertisers, and thus she may make money without fucking the rich guys…what a concept..

This is her Halloween Costume. Not that exciting.

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