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2018

10

Jan

Alexis Ren Naked of the Day

Alexis Ren Naked showing her Tits in the Ocean

Here are some Alexis Ren Naked in the water pictures with her bolt on tits…

We call her your girl Alexis Ren, who you probably don’t know anything about, but you do know she’s got a hot tight body she likes to show off like a younger Sara Jean Underwood, traveling to amazing places, having amazing experiences, for both her and her bolt on tits….

An instagram account with so many fucking followers, but an instinct to be a slut too strong to go mainstream and sell the big brands for big money like a Kardashian, instead just use it to find the sugar daddy, it’s easier…

Alexis Ren Naked Splashing water in The Ocean

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2017

27

Dec

Alexis Ren Christmas Tits of the Day

Alexis Ren in a black tank top tits out

Like all whores, Alexis Ren celebrated some Christmas, only her own variation of whoring involved her bolt on titties in a tank top…which is pretty subtle whoring, she must be one of those religious type of whores, who doesn’t realize she’s a whore, but rather an artist doing the work of Jesus through the use of her tits, you know spreading the message of the lord, like she was spreading her legs for brand deals a few months earlier, only…it’s Christmas time and that’s about baking and being with family…and other wholesome shit…but Christmas is over, New Years is near and the WHORING will be back…in full force because it is all she knows…

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2017

19

Dec

Kate Upton for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton is some serious fucking clickbait, anyone who uses her for any sort of anything, is strictly doing it because tits get hits…and people like hits because hits make them money…

Kate Upton is not 18 years old with big tits anymore, she’s older, washed up, and her mid section has caught up with her tits, despite her two years of fitness, she’s still plus sized, yet she’s still seen as this magical creature…and overall…it makes little too no sense, but maybe, she’s just representative of the AMerican dream, entitled rich kid with big tits, marketed to the masses to make more money, even though she’s really nothing special…but she’s hyped man…by the man…

And I guess I’m not complaining – the world needs tits….

In other Clickbait News….Alexis Ren also Did the Love Magazine Calender….and it was pretty aggressive on her working out…because she’s pretty much a slutty half naked, hot body, young girl….with monster bolt on tits and a great ass she knows how to pose seductively….and 500,000 people watched it in 2 days….and really it’s fucking pornographic..but Youtube Doens’t seem to mind even though they delete 90 percent of my content that is not this hardcore…because there is FAVORITISM!!

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2017

14

Nov

Alexis Ren in a Thong of the Day

Alexis Ren In a Thong Hawaii

Your girl Alexis Ren, who you probably don’t know anything about, but you do know she’s got a hot tight body she likes to show off like a younger Sara Jean Underwood, traveling to amazing places, having amazing experiences, for both her and her bolt on tits….

An instagram account with so many fucking followers, but an instinct to be a slut too strong to go mainstream and sell the big brands for big money like a Kardashian, instead just use it to find the sugar daddy, it’s easier…weird strategy…

That’s about all I have to say about that.

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2017

09

Nov

Alexis Ren Demonstrates How she Bounces on Cock of the Day

Alexis Ren confuses me but she has a great body…

She’s cheesy, she’s not that hot in the face, her career as an instagrammer doesn’t make sense to me….but she has a great body…

She’s gone from beach girlfriend, cute california girl, with a ton of followers…who brands could have theoretically used for all their beach lifestyle things, I’m talking all brands…but instead she’s getting bolt on tits and half naked on the beach….something girls usually do to get the followers in the first place..but she has a great body…

I don’t know why she’s giggling as she demos bouncing on a dick, but this is bouncing on a dick motion and there is no way she’s not demonstrating bouncing on a dick, and that’s not just me saying it because that’s what I want it to be….she’s in a thong bikini topless holding her tits arching her back while on her knees bouncing up and down while giggling…

WE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE….but I guess it’s polarized as not against the instagram terms and services because she’s got massive following…

HOWEVER…she has a great body.

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2017

07

Nov

Alexis Ren Crop Top Tits of the Day

Alexis Ren Slutty

Alexis Ren is almost an interesting social experiment, but she’s not that interesting…she’s actually pretty boring in her quest for fame, basic even, obvious, typical, maintream, suburban…nothing stimulating or exciting at all…but interesting because she had a huge amount of followers being a hot chick on the beach, but that wasn’t enough for her, she didn’t want to keep playing the cute girl on instagram, she wanted to be the sexual deviant porn chick who doesn’t do porn on instagram and she got some big fake tits and a hard looking face and she’s not even 25 yet…

So instead of just riding the beach girl, polarizing it as high end and luxury, where she would keep traveling the world…she became what looks like a typical sugar baby…

I don’t really think that was the right approach, because bolt on tits aren’t hot….and these whorish whoring is what all the girls are doing, but this one had the followers those other ones are trying to get, why the fuck didn’t she spin it to make 10 million a year…instead she’s probably still making money, but not 10 million a year, but instead she went for the quick likes cuz dudes like tits…it’s weird…

She’s on Vacation in a bikini…..

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Here she is in another Crop Top street walking…

Alexis Ren Slutty

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2017

01

Nov

Alexis Ren’s Slutty Costume of the Day

Alexis Ren's Slutty Costume

Alexis Ren is some cheesy girl from California, who may not even be from California, but is as cheesy, shameless, and bikini bodied to be from California, because we have to remember not everyone in LA is an actress, or a musician, but some are low level instagram hookers who thought they had a chance, but never had a chance, so they just go to the gym and fuck rich guys who have made it, because rich guys need hot pussy to validate getting themselves rich..

This one may be cheesy with the bolt ons like a stripper but she was able to position herself as someone “relevant”…on social media, which is not relevant at all, but relevant to advertisers, and thus she may make money without fucking the rich guys…what a concept..

This is her Halloween Costume. Not that exciting.

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2017

12

Oct

Alexis Ren for SI because SI needs Clickbait as they Become Softcore Porn of the Day

Alexis Ren for Sports Illustrated

I guess BOLT ON TITS on a trashy, lame, cheesy, clickbait from instagram is the look SI is going for thanks to her 11 Million followers they hope will care…the youngins that don’t give a fuck about SI…since SI Swim is for old people…and they don’t like admitting that as they scramble to understand that they are irrelevant as any and all girls can post bikini pics that look as good as their photoshoots and they do – everyday – without some lame magazine with outdated uninteresting cunts in it…all SI does is give these shameless whores a stamp of approval no one cares about but them…to feel less whorey, even though they are whores…

But I guess when trying to be relevant and sell ads…you need eyeballs, to make some noise, last year they used that fat bitch, now they are using whatever this is…and it’s all so lame..but I’m posting it to call it lame..since I don’t have a Swimsuit issue of my own…because I’m lazy.

I like how ghetto, ratchet they are trying to go…it’s funny…seeing publishing die…as I sink on the raft next to the cruise ship that is SI…

I mean this content is so lame and aggressive but this is the biggest day of her meaningless half naked bolt on tit life…and what’s the deal with the bolt on tits or SI allowing that in their mag, what is this shit a car calendar for Mechanics in the 90s…seriously…BUNK…

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2017

09

Oct

Alexis Ren is Nude in Bed of the Day

Alexis Ren is Nude in Bed

I like that Alexis Ren has figured it all out, and in reality it’s not that hard to figure it out, if you have a banging body and some social media followers you garnered over the last 4 or 5 years of being slutty on social media, getting you to some 11 million follower zone, bigger than most actors, you might as well give the fans the nudes, in an era where nude doesn’t fuck up your career, rather than find a clever way to polarize your slutting to really maximize cashing in..

She’s one step away from running a membership private snapchat where people pay her 30 bucks a month to watch her masturbate..

Why do corporate deals when you can just masturbate to 1,000,000 people paying you 30 dollars each…

Seriously…get it girl..just enough butt crack to not be seen as a whore..

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2017

03

Oct

Alexis Ren Fully Strategic Naked of the Day

Alexis Ren Fully Strategic Naked

Alexis Ren posted a nude pic, that isn’t a nude pic at all, because the nude pic has no vagina in it, even though she’s not wearing clothing, no clothing, but I can’t see the cunt, but knowing the photographer saw her exposed pussy is a magical reminder that you’re a fucking failure…and that your life doesn’t deserve some low level girl with high level follower count from 4 years of being half naked, now full naked.

This is pretty aggressive, but her body is so rocking, she should be naked and we should be allowed to see, but the cock tease of the rockin’ body is still good internet marketing tactics.

I know if I was a top tier brand, this would be a girl I’d want to hire because I know she’d fuck me for the job.

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2017

02

Oct

Alexis Ren Looks Good of the Day

You may not know who Alexis Ren is, because she’s instagram famous, and despite what instagram famous people think, she is not actually famous, but sometimes the instagram famous are able to trick the mainstream companies into thinking they are real famous, getting them high paying jobs, even roles in movies and other nonsense, and then they get picked up by the media – and that a lone makes them real famous…because ultimately, being real famous doesn’t take that much skill or talent, anyone can act average at best in a blockbuster movie, if the directed is into fucking them enough…

The point of the story is not analyzing who or what Alexis Ren is…it’s staring at her hot body and saying…damn that’s a hot body…because in a world full of crazy…a hot body is so critical to stare at…because it exists, it’s real, and with the diet of people these days…a dying art form…

Seriously…this body is magical…

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2017

20

Sep

Alexis Ren’s Cultural Journey to Japan of the Day

Alexis Ren oral fixation in japan

I guess some rich people, or some Japanese brand, or some sugar daddy has booked Alexis Ren a first class ticket to Tokyo to do some very important marketing campaigns, because Japan like white American in their ads, especially when they are so popular even before their bolt on tits…

I don’t really follow what Alexis Ren’s journey is, I just think the content that she produces is so basic, shameless, like all these instagrammers, them half naked in some nice or expensive place, like I fucking care to see them anywhere….

All these uneducated fucks with nothing to offer the world but promo modeling / glamour modeling…no skills, no substance, no thoughtfulness, or provocative or edgy things that make us think, or that improve or inspire..

It’s just gross, gluttony, excess, just mooching off the system and not even doing anything of purpose in life….she’s a titty entity who lives and gets clicks…in her own bubble of consumption….vile fucking humans…

She’s just tits half naked, mindless fucking clickbait bottom feeding shit people are into..

It’d be a good time for a North Korean Bomb to hit wherever the fuck this bitch is standing…rid the world of another vapid twat living the sex worker life pretending to not be a sex worker..

I don’t know why I am so offended by her doing a porny fetish pic in Toyok sucking a lollipop with her blowjob eyes, doing some Japanese porno fucking moves…I really don’t know why I hate this shit so much…you know her posing shamelessly doing this in the middle of the street unaware of what’s around her – for an IG pic…

It’s fucking awful to me on all levels, except the porn level, which a decent level, if the girl is getting paid porn rates, not relevant mainstream models who tricked the system rates….

YOU KNOW…know your worth or get paid your actual worth…why inflate this shit to be more than just porn shit…makes no sense to me…what makes less sense is that I know who the fuck this bitch is…

But at least she’s skinny behind all that face injection…

Videos…sure…

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2017

22

Aug

Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day

Alexis Ren is confusing, but she may be the mainstream voice of a generation of instagram sluts, because she posts seductive, half naked erotica pretty much all the time, and I assume people are only into her for wanking purposes, I mean she doesn’t really offer anything else to anyone…

I know she’s trying to leverage her huge audience, and it is a huge fucking audience of perverts and teen girls, who she’s tainting with her low level exhibitionsim…

It takes a certain type of “talent” to look into the camera in a seductive way and not as a joke, or maybe the joke is so top level and she’s so good at these hustle, that’s a real easy hustle, it only requires making sex faces to a camera, POV style to engage the perverts jerking off to her, I mean that or showing off her big fat tis…

She’s launched an activewear / fitness line, but she’d probably do better with moulds of her pussy…you know since she’s essentially just soft core porn.

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2017

07

Aug

Alexis Ren Good Times of the Day

Alexis Ren isn’t that interesting, but she’s got a hot body, despite her bolt on fake tits, that I guess she got in what I will assume was her trying to navigate social media and really figure out why people cared about her, sexualizing herself and reducing herself to just a half naked slut, instead of doing what all the other sluts do, and polarize it into something of substance and value…

You know, people followed her because of she played this fantasy couple life…with some dude, and she happened to be hot enough to make the fantasy make sense…but when it was all over and they broke up…she only understood the being slut component of their success…the racier the better and is now on a mission to be the next Sara Underwood, when she could have built out a brand, a lifestyle site, a GOOP but the young bikini slut version, a line of SUNSCREEN who fucking cares….but instead…she’s going low level…the way it should be…

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2017

25

Jul

Alexis Ren’s Casual Instagram Pic of the Day

The nice thing about instagram is that when a girl posts her picture it is just an honest version of herself, just a snapshot of that moment, of her letting you into her world like a cam girl, but less porny, but sometimes not that much less porny, thanks to being perverts who can make any situation porny….

It’s like girls never take 40 selfies to capture the best one to post, they don’t run it through filters and photoshop apps to really tone and fix their body…so that when you meet them in person, not that you will, you won’t have any idea who they are, it’s a security measure really, reformat yourself into a fetish or cartoon version of yourself and you will be safer, all while pretending to be some hot shit on the IG…

It’s a weird world, knowing that this pic was posed and edited and posted by the girl, rather than some creepy dude capturing the shot from afar…because sluts, exhibitionists, who love attention, are just making our lives and jobs as creepy perverts easier..they are FEEDING us their smut and as a lazy man who doesn’t leave the couch…I appreciate it.

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