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2018

12

Jul

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Topless Covering her Nipples

This picture of Alexis Ren is hilarious because she had someone take it, looked at it, loved it, and posted it…knowing that people would be excited by it, knowing that despite it being pretty fucking aggressive, it’s what the people want…and she’s not going to be the one to not give it to them…so here she is giving it to them….I mean I’ve seen butt shots, I’ve seen over the shoulder butt shots, I’ve seen it all, I’ve probably even seen this pose..but it’s so hardcore, hard to believe she was one of the most followed “influencers”…I mean not really with posts like this…it’s the kind of thing I want to follow…but hard to believe brands would ever work with her…makes no sense..and either does that ass…it’s so globular…which sounds like the mucus dripping out of her…because that’s what it takes to matter…at least in Alexis Ren’s case…who only exists because she was some instagram dude’s prop….and continues to be a prop because she clearly is a one trick pony who doesn’t know how to polarize all this…or maybe this is what it’s all about…and is actually her brilliantly manipulating us…I just don’t know.

Alexis Ren Topless Covering her Nipples
Alexis Ren Topless Covering her Nipple Carefully

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2018

04

Jul

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

Alexis Ren Topless Covering her Nipples in a White Thong

Alexis Ren is living the American Dream…she’s a girl who got naked on the internet, had a hot body, was marketed right and got a ton of followers…she went viral…bought some bolt on tits..and now travels the world possibly making money…definitely getting lots of love from rich guys who finance her world travels and all she has to do is be half naked all the fucking time…no brain, no personality, nothing interesting, just half nakedness…and it’s wonderful

This is the American Dream…

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2018

28

Jun

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits Gets Wet in a Bikini

Alexis Ren is a travel instagrammer – or personality – with a large following who posts slutty pics of herself like the slut that she is – but who likely calls herself a “travel blogger” despite not having an actual blog…or a fitness influencer when really just being fit from starving herself or decent youthful metabolism from being active and Cali based…

The point of Alexis Ren is that despite looking like she has some retardations…she still manages to run her brand, make some money, produce that content and the whole thing is only interesting because of the bolt on tits on her small frame…

She’s winning and inspiring other girls to be nothing but get naked on the social media feed types…and the more the fucking merrier.

There can not be enough Spread Asses on social media…unless they are all Scout Willis trying to get as bald as her daddy..

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits Underboob White Shirt

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2018

22

Jun

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits Erotica

Hey Alexis Ren calm the fuck down….

Those bolt on tits being shameless like a low level porn chick who doesn’t get fucked on camera offends me.

If you’re going to have all the followers and make all the money as a sex worker while pretneding to be a model and not sharing your actual sex work with us…I am going to hate you…

Sure I’ll still look at the exhibitionist body in provocative poses, angling, and inspiring other sluts to be travel sluts influencers…and I won’t hate it…but I’ll hate that I don’t get to see the money shot on her Fecal Alcohol Syndrome face….

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits Erotica 1

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2018

18

Jun

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons of the Day

Alexis Ren Bolt On Tits Bikini

Alexis Ren is a travel instagrammer – or personality – with a large following who posts slutty pics of herself like a modern version of a Playboy model – who doesn’t get fully naked because she has brand deals to respect – but she does get on all fours and pretty much spreads her asshole while clothed because that is how you get hits….likes and follows…not that she needs any more of those…this girl is really massive on social media and the reason so many other girls turned to slutty content to get free trips around the world….

Which is interesting, as we see Alexis Ren on her European Vacation, we are reminded that we are in an era of all these sluts being international, just hopping around country to country, tainting every beach the fuck….which I guess is a lot like how the AIDS virus spread…only the human with bolt on tit version…

These people do nothing, yet are everywhere and richer than all you workers…

Instagram Times…

Alexis Ren Bolt On Tits Bikini

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2018

04

Jun

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Naked SLutty

Alexis Ren is a can’t stop don’t stop kind of gal.

She’s what she probably thinks is an influencer, maybe she thinks she’s a celebrity, I don’t know if she gets recognized when she’s outside, for more than being a half retard looking inbred with a great body, despite the bolt on tits, something I generally hate, but not as much as the women who get them, once they realize the plastic is seeping into their bloodstream and causing severe inflammation, in more than just TITTIES…

She’s pretty fucking aggressive in her content production, which I guess is the whole fucking point of instagram, go as fas as you can, take it as far as you can, to not be considered porn, but rather casually nipple on mirror selfies…the kind of thing all girls do…when they are exhibitionist sluts trying to stay relevant and keep their money and fans into them….

Alexis Ren Naked SLutty

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2018

30

May

Alexis Ren is Naked of the Day

Alexis Ren Naked Covering her Nipples

Alexis Ren has a great body.

You just have to look past the fact that she looks like fetal alcohol syndrome baby, or maybe it’s a vacuum baby, or maybe it’s some delayed reaction thalidomide flipper baby 10 years after the crisis…or maybe her mom was as tropical as she is and got on that ZIKO kick…or it could always be just crack baby…seeing as she’s from CALI…or maybe it’s just the angle she takes her slutty selfies from…making her proportions all ANIME like which is why JAPAN love her and she’s always there…getting paid on the international scene by rich business people…

Alexis Ren promotes herself by posting up pics of her great body. It’s all she really has, it’s the vision she has, the hustle she has, yet never in the form of a sex tape – which is really what I am interested in seeing…a good old fashion sex tape….you’d expect there to be more of them, since everyone is a pervert sex addict, exhibitionist, yet I guess they just save the sex tapes for their immediate circle of dudes they sext….

The key is figuring out how to get into that circle…

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