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2019

13

May

Alexis Ren Nipple in Lingerie Mother’s Day Tribute of the Day

Alexis Ren has a dead mother, at least I think that’s what I remember, because when she was doing Dancing with the Stars she was saying shit like “THIS IS FOR YOU MOM”….cuz I guess her mom was a stage parent who wanted her girl to dance her way to the top…whether at Disney, in Movies, or working the pole at a random Vegas stipclub…you do what you gotta do….or maybe her mom just really liked Dancing with the Stars…that Julianne Hough bitch and her Modest Mormonism can really move…

That said, I don’t remember what day it is most days, so I could be completely wrong about the dead mom thing, I just feel like as someone with a dead mom, I can connect and relate to all the other people with dead moms….and I remember when one has a dead mom…cuz I am like “I feel you girl, let me feel you girl”….

Well, what better way to celebrate her dead mom than by busting out her fake tits that her mom didn’t even give her as a legacy, unless she bought them with her inheritance money…in which case “thanks mom”…

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2019

09

Apr

Alexis Ren Nude of the Day

Alexis Ren just keeps on cultivating her talents for social media…going deeper and deeper down the creative journey that is being a whore on instagram without being too much of a whore that brands write you off and treat you like a whore…it’s that clever Em Rat Cow whoring that gets you the 100k deals despite just being a titty model…while other titty models can only close Skinny Tea campaigns that pay them 2 dollars for every tea box they sell..

Now sure Alexis Ren is zero exciting in her nudity, showing her young fit body and bolt on tits in various ways, but it’s better than nothing…

So let her think she’s on some higher journey….and not some instagram whore, even though her content is that of an instagram whore…just enjoy it.


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2019

01

Apr

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Erotica

Alexis Ren is out there Instagramming….because this is what instagram is all about…

If you’re lucky enough to be Alexis Ren…you were early enough to get in on the instagram dream…to be average looking but willing to get naked and show off your ass to get an audience you can monetize….

Slutty behavior – taking her viral….all she needed to do was get half naked. Now everyone is getting half naked and the chances of getting to Alexis Ren level of instagram ass is next to zero.

We need the Alexis Rens out there to orchestrate the others….to follow her lead…

So many dumb idiot girls see Alexis Ren and view her as their role model, bought into the whole bullshit she’s done….they bought the e-book, it’s just a picture book…post up your ass sluts…

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2019

29

Mar

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren out here like so many ugly bitches on social media….proving to us that natural beauty doesn’t matter as long as you have a hot body, hot ass, some bolt on tits to distract the perverts with…

I don’t know why she’s in underwear, boots, posing, like it is a job…because someone is throwing money at this…making it a job…but the whole thing is so fucking simplistic, stupid, mindless, and lazy….because it has a half naked ass in it to give it value.

Point of the story, if you have an ass that you’re into showing off….you can get paid and that may be the most important lesson for some of you closet cases out there tired of work…there are people out there with budget down to be FUCKING assholes.


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2019

15

Mar

Alexis Ren Porno of the Day

I think Alexis Ren has decided to use her platform she created by being a whore…to do so much more…as whores do…just look at Stormy Daniels…a whore who decided to go mainstream….to finally have a voice and to be more than just a cunt that did dirty fucking things for a long time..

Because a caption to one of these pics was…

bless the people who just want to be better, do better, feel better; who refuses to give up despite the shit life pulls. we all in this bitch together…go women. go men. go earth. go all of us.

If that isn’t her laying the groundwork to start her own religion, it’s a tax write off that those influencers need from all the money they make…not to mention Kim and Kanye are starting one and these mooch fucks have no original thought. It’s some follow the leader shit and the Kardashians are unfortunately they leaders….because in case you didn’t realize…influencers aren’t influencers at all…they are just the best at biting so people think they are influencers…it’s mainstream candy coated shit with no soul…but it does have bolt on tits…

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2019

04

Mar

Alexis Ren Still Slutty and Wet of the Day

Alexis Ren Slutty and Wet

Alexis Ren out here still getting her bolt on tits wet…

These things are ridiculous, they have a mind of their own, and they look like fucking bolt on tits…which I thought was the opposite of what you wanted when you took your instagam money to the plastic surgeon…

It’s like everyone is fake as fuck, at least in their faces and the things they say…but they pretend to be all holistic, anti single use plastic, despite injecting plastics into their faces and implanting them in their tits…you know making them an Ocean Reef THREAT…despite being the Ocean Reef advocate, something they pretend to protect…because they like bikini pics, and without beaches, the bikini pics will seem as shameless as they are…

I am not a hater of big tits on a small frame, even when the tits are purchased, even though I hate implants…

She’s out there producing softcore smut, sexualizing herself…nothing wrong with that…I mean she gets money, rich dudes, experiences..what more could an otherwise uninteresting, low level stripper accomplish…probably not much…without social media whoring..she would not exist. Fact.


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2019

01

Mar

Alexis Ren’s Sneaker Collection of the Day

Alexis Ren turned to her social media family, you know her people who are there for her through the dark times, and the good times…the kind of people who would buy her nude calendar or sign up to her Patreon to pay her a monthly fee…to show off her Sneaker Collection….

Because this is about the sneakers people…

Good luck finding anyone who doesn’t sexualize themselves on social media to get ahead…the sad news is the brands are moving away from the whores and looking for more refined talent…which means nudity will finally be penalized like it was before instagram…so all the whores saying “it’s easy to get followers get naked”…will have to be clever…yet none of these sluts or their handouts are clever…they just know how to show off their bolt on tits…so here’s the bolt on tits.

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2019

28

Feb

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Slutty Erotica

Alexis Ren is the single most important slut to happen on instagram…because I think she was the first of the “Traveler Sluts”…to really go viral. I think she was the first to really break through the media and hit the mainstream around the nation….and even here in Canada…magazines and Newspapers were talking about this “dream couple’ this “aspirational couple”…they were the “Screensaver” of their generation and they inspired a bunch of sluts of the internet to be the future sluts doing the same simple hustle….of being a slut in exciting tropical locations….

Well she consistently….brings the bolt on tits to the internet….and that is a good thing. Simplistic marketing at its best….tits out!

HERE ARE HER TEETH / TITS from Instagram..

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2019

14

Feb

Alexis Ren Naked for Valentines Day of the Day

Alexis Ren Naked Bathtub Valentines Day

Alexis Ren did or is doing a RED themed, Red lit, Valentine’s Day shoot for Romance…because it is Valentine’s Day…

A time for all you perverts to feel the same sadness you feel everyday thanks to having no real chicks in your life, offset by a porn addiction, or social media addiction, or tinder addiction…living that empty but cum filled thanks to Chronic masturbating life….a life or trend that has allowed someone like Alexis Ren to exist, live a great life on TV…all from being naked on the internet..

I just don’t understand why all these women have stopped releasing sex tapes to get famous. We live in a Sex Positive, Porn Positive, world…that we’d expect to see more sex tapes…but I guess these influencer types don’t want to cross that line into the porn world…and prefer walking that thin line…keeping the sex for their sugar daddies…silly.


Alexis Ren Naked Bathtub Valentines Day

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2019

07

Feb

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

Is this the most important content that has hit the internet today?

Out of all the slutty nude and half nude hot chicks out there…

Is this the self produced slutty shamelessness that matters?

Her name is Alexis Ren and despite being far less versatile than the other Alexa…you can’t order sex toys off her…she has been able to turn herself into a sex toy…she has even been on tv as a sex toy dancing….

She is the leader of the Instagram slutty traveler – a movement we all like…

So relevant, important or not…none of this shit matters but it’s better to stare at than our wives or walls or other things we are exposed to in our shitty frozen lives.

Alexis Ren Hard Nipples

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