Alexis Ren is confusing, but she may be the mainstream voice of a generation of instagram sluts, because she posts seductive, half naked erotica pretty much all the time, and I assume people are only into her for wanking purposes, I mean she doesn’t really offer anything else to anyone…

I know she’s trying to leverage her huge audience, and it is a huge fucking audience of perverts and teen girls, who she’s tainting with her low level exhibitionsim…

It takes a certain type of “talent” to look into the camera in a seductive way and not as a joke, or maybe the joke is so top level and she’s so good at these hustle, that’s a real easy hustle, it only requires making sex faces to a camera, POV style to engage the perverts jerking off to her, I mean that or showing off her big fat tis…

She’s launched an activewear / fitness line, but she’d probably do better with moulds of her pussy…you know since she’s essentially just soft core porn.

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Alexis Ren isn’t that interesting, but she’s got a hot body, despite her bolt on fake tits, that I guess she got in what I will assume was her trying to navigate social media and really figure out why people cared about her, sexualizing herself and reducing herself to just a half naked slut, instead of doing what all the other sluts do, and polarize it into something of substance and value…

You know, people followed her because of she played this fantasy couple life…with some dude, and she happened to be hot enough to make the fantasy make sense…but when it was all over and they broke up…she only understood the being slut component of their success…the racier the better and is now on a mission to be the next Sara Underwood, when she could have built out a brand, a lifestyle site, a GOOP but the young bikini slut version, a line of SUNSCREEN who fucking cares….but instead…she’s going low level…the way it should be…

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The nice thing about instagram is that when a girl posts her picture it is just an honest version of herself, just a snapshot of that moment, of her letting you into her world like a cam girl, but less porny, but sometimes not that much less porny, thanks to being perverts who can make any situation porny….

It’s like girls never take 40 selfies to capture the best one to post, they don’t run it through filters and photoshop apps to really tone and fix their body…so that when you meet them in person, not that you will, you won’t have any idea who they are, it’s a security measure really, reformat yourself into a fetish or cartoon version of yourself and you will be safer, all while pretending to be some hot shit on the IG…

It’s a weird world, knowing that this pic was posed and edited and posted by the girl, rather than some creepy dude capturing the shot from afar…because sluts, exhibitionists, who love attention, are just making our lives and jobs as creepy perverts easier..they are FEEDING us their smut and as a lazy man who doesn’t leave the couch…I appreciate it.

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The most basic of instagram picture that you will see on every single aspiring instagram model trying to get ahead…shot by any instagram photographer who doubles as a rapist, or who is a rapist but doubles as a photographer because it gets the girls in their “studio” which doubles as their apartment they share with 3 roomates because they are artists man…and because they’ve never been paid for any photo job man…but they have 100,000 followers man…and that brings the girls in…

It’s the most basic of tactics and it is lame, but as long as I can remember, I’ve loved watching girls showers so whatever…

I just think it is a fail, this girl has 10 million followers, she’s got a “personal brand” and an audience, yet she’s totally misguided….

She could play safe for work, cute teen, get all the jobs and end up on the Disney Channel…because it doesn’t require talent…

But instead she goes the low hanging fruit…all because she likes likes, she likes attention, she likes being a social media slut, and she thinks this is her worth…

She got the fake tits, she showed the nipples, now she’s doing the slut shoots…

Sitting on an empire, but instead of Trolling in the right direction, get that mainstream money, she’ll end up in porn..

Terrible, but amazing and really where the world is at…so whatever works….

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Alexis Ren hit 10 million followers … all she’s got going for her really…which is why she’s so fucking excited about the 10 million mark…this shit means she will continue to get paid as 10 million followers is a lot…I am sure it has a lot to do with her ridiculous body, her shameless softcore porno approach….even showing nipples last week…because people are perverts…men and women alike and they love porn…but that’s still 10 million people to potentially sell product to..and as the Kardashians have proved…big brands don’t mind endorsing porn stars if the pornstars can convert sales..

I don’t know if Alexis Ren is that person, if she has the power to make me buy lip plumper, or to jack up my face with injections to look like a muppet, in what is so fucking weird, like ugly Armenian girls making a world of white girls want to look like them…what kind of illuminati shit is that…

That’s like an obese woman telling all the skinny girls to be fat and all the skinny girls becoming fat because DONUTS are good…which I guess is also happening in society…

Weird times, but at least Alexis Ren and her jacked up tits one of her daddy’s bought her look tight bodied enough for 10 million people to love her enough to click FOLLOW…on Instagram…and app I hope dies a terrible death..

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Alexis Ren is a good time…she’s a model who is barely a model, an influencer who is ins’t really that influential, a girl with a huge amount of followers and a set of fake tits, that together with her willingness to get naked, has led to magical experiences, and she’s not even that hot….but that body is fucking amazing…so keep it coming….

These are her social media pics:

This is her MAXIM shoot….that looks straight from 1995…but still worth looking at…

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Alexis Ren has a ridiculous fucking body.

Whether she matters or ACTUALLY exists despite her massive amount of followers on social media which is actually where people exist nowadays and not in person…you see she could be a russian spam bot or someone’s cleaver 3D digital art and not even real…that’s the kind of social media influencer I want to see run around in a bikini for attention – or in this case topless by the pool as she lives the good life, probably on someone else’s dime, because where there is a woman with followers on social media who looks like this, fake tits and all, there’s a line-up of creepy dudes willing to fuck em at any cost….ROMANCE IS NOT DEAD..

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As much of a con as Alexis Ren and her gang of followers, her insane amount of followers, and not all dude followers, because girls believed in her hot body in a hot young romance with some gay guy she traveled the world and adventured with, because the world are fucking morons….and buy into anything….

She’s pretty fucking good, especially in this dance video, like what the fuck is the point of this dance, clearly, that doesn’t matter, there doesn’t need to be a point, it’s basically philosophy…just move seductively in a skimpy bikini and we’re good…marketing is just that simple…thank god for that…at least for her and all the other dumb hot girls who otherwise wouldn’t stand a chance in the world…but booty grinding half naked…they got that on lock…good god…this is good.

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Alexis Ren is loved by girls which I find interesting because women are usually catty as fuck and hate other women…especially when the other women get naked or half naked on the internet and social media for attention….in images that get 500,000 likes per fucking photo, which is pretty fucking crazy when you consider that an MTV show gets less love…

The world is a weird place…but I’m all for girls getting naked and I repeat myself everyday on that, because these girls repeat themselves everyday with getting naked, only no one calls them repetitive and boring, because new nudity is always fresh and exciting, even if we’ve seen it all before..

It’s nice knowing we live in a world where you don’t have to jerk off to the same picture twice.

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