Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook…

She’s part of an old story…Blue Lagoon and she’s Brooke Shields…giving a lot of really depressing people with no taste, no concept of quality, who follow her because she’s living the dream in a bikini – and it makes no sense to me….yet it is happening, she’s making a million a year…off nothing…really nothing…

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Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook…

So with being on the beach all the time, and her millions of followers despite not really being actually famous, she does these cheesy bikini photoshoots in make-belief bikini catalog style pics, since it’s for the internet and nothing is real…and bitch is getting paid..maybe not for this shoot – but in general..because as silly as it is…it’s what advertisers like throwing money at…fascinating…young, slutty, half naked, bikini hustle….would rather it be a sex tape….because if you’re gonna fuck us…at least let us watch you fuck.

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Finally…a good, wholesome, Christmas inspired video for a Christmas advent calendar…

Love Magazine may be lazy, they may fucking suck, considering the ppl they work with, the budgets they have, they have no excuse…

But they put this girl, a girl with a great body, Alexis Ren, in a thong one piece…and have her doing ballet with a person in that T-Rex costume the internet was loving…and you create the closest thing to brilliance…and holiday cheer…all at the same time….and it’s so fucking easy, all of their videos shoulda been on this level of weird…but hot…with Christmasness.

This is the only video to date that has a Christmas vibe, a little Nutcracker in more than one way, becuase of the song, the dance, the performance…my testicles crying because they can’t cum to this Christmas….with Dinosaurs instead of mice….hot bitches half naked instead of nutcracksers and I approve of this Love Magazine video…

I guess in 22 days, this this is the one they did right, there were another 2-3 that were decent enough to watch….and 4 out of 22 is pretty fucking bad…especially considering the “talent” and budget they have…but the internet is lazy, they’ll watch anything….

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Alexis Ren, the social media’s biggest scam, because she managed to take her hot body, a body that many other girls trying to make it on social media have, and her average face, and find millions upon millions of fan…

Her tactic, a weird one, but one that worked, where she gave her character, her ass, her half naked body a reason to be half naked – and that reason was romance. She partnered up with some homo, they pretended to be in love, the lived a Bieber-like music video life, and the world bought into it…why? Because people are miserable and want a story…

I can assume they never fucked, it was all staged, and that like fake news, people believed…

And now, she gets to show off her ass on snapchat during lingerie / or jewelry shoots, like a little whore, who’s not a whore, just look at her social media, she’s so in love. Garabge – but when garbage has a great ass, it’s work fucking or wanting to fuck..

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Alexis Ren figured out her instagram whoring required a storyline for lonely people who sit on social media to buy into her….

So she found a male model rich guy to fly her around to great places – to capture images that would make depressed people looking to social media for some sort of hope that their shitty life get better…even though they know life will never get better – but at least someone out there has it better – and they can sit and envy them before killing themselves….

Then they broke up – but still pretend to date because it’s a good angle…and now she’s doing some lingerie campaigns…

So she proves that if you have a hot body, not talent, but a tight fit young body, coupled with a silly story that people follow, people will throw money and opportunity at you.. and you don’t even need a cute face….good deal…better than working the local bar, or Subway or whatever hot girls who weren’t quite hot enough were doing in a pre-social media era of pushing product like virtual door to door AVON ladies without the sex.

It’s so silly.

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Call me crazy….but my friends and strangers call me Jesus…but I am pretty sure this Alexis Ren girl in these bikini pics is showing some asshole hair, pussy lip and maybe even asshole…in what we can assume is non-photoshopped pics from a bikini company’s photoshoot – by her fake boyfriend – who relies heavily on her pussy to make stupid internet money that he makes – leveraging her amazing body….because otherwise he’d just be some faggot with curly hair with his shirt off…put some skinny pussy in the mix…and they have weird fake romance that fat chicks in Ohio fucking dream of…and follow in their shitty lives…you know the kind of chick I mean…with the beach screensaver and all the tacky beachy 90s posters…because we all need dreams motherfuckers…we all need dreams…

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Her face is whatever, her body is amazing..she’s an it girl from instagram with millions of followers but who no one has ever hear of, the magic of social media…and having a hot body for millions of people on instagram who are probably 14 year olds and 40 year old perverts….the kind of people who love a hot body on instagram, for jerking off purposes, or just to stare at a hot body while scrolling through instagram, because they have nothing else going on…allowing people who don’t matter to matter at least within their own circle…selfie-ing all day…making money from brands by pushing the illusion they matter…in what is all really fucking cheesy…but not as cheesy as when she played this romantic, aspirational young love girl with a male model…something people, mainly pervert middle aged women in their terrible boring lives fell in love with – but it didnt’fool me – as fas as I’m concerned…she’s just a manipulative little fame whore – sugar baby – instagram model maneuvering like she was Tila Tequila…because this is what modern Tila Tequila looks like to a more sophisticated or savvy internet navigating crowd….bright half naked pics…

Brands love this shit, they see followers and get boners, like you perverts…and these pics are probably from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot…because Sports Illustrated needs all the help they can get…

She’s been on the getting naked for more attention kick, as she should…because this body…is best served naked…not rubbing up on her boyfriend…as he jumps out of a plane in Tahiti…in their life of luxury lie…she was just cast in because he’s gay and she fucks other rich guys…the life…so exciting.

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