Alexis Ren is some whore who you probably know as the girl with a hot body and shitty face who masterfully navigated the social media landscape by finding a male model content producing boyfriend who she could collaborate on and not just through her vagina – but through aspriational, young love, paradise dream content…that I know at least 3-6 girls who have actually followed their lead and found themselves a boyfriend they travel the world with, holding hands in the sands of Thailand or some shit…

She has created a brand of porn without penetration that targets women who have miserable lives dreaming of a life partner they can go on permanent vacation with…

It’s not that amazing, it’s just amazing that she’s not that hot, but I think that helps her cause because it makes her lie more believable and accessible…

Nothing is real..but I think her tits are..

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Alexis Ren is some annoying “romance” themed instagram model who did the majority of her self promotion targeting women in her half naked instagram / youtube / tumblr basically doing softcore porn with her boyfriend…a boyfriend we can all assume she would cheat on once that meal ticket was exhausted and she needed to move laterally to new opportunity…which include this shoot for David Bellemere, who was a nude photographer who went to Victoria’s Secret thanks to the internet and I guess this model could be on the same fucking trip, who knows, stranger things have happened to young half naked bitches who get naked…just ask Em Rat Cow and the Hadids…

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I think the world needs more girls with hot young bodies posting half naked pictures on the internet to go viral, and not just with herpes, even though herpes is in the cards for them, based on the career and ladder climbing, sugar babying and gold digging, as they become “it girls” with millions of followers…for brands to hire them for their perceived celebrity…

I don’t think there are enough half naked, attention seeking, validation seeking people on social media looking for that mass appeal, critical mass stamp of approval…

I do think we need more and more desperate for fame 18 year olds…that will do anything for this fake, candy-coated, lie that is social media…

Because I’d rather dilute the bitches who are winning in this world like the Jenner – Hadids of the world…who are just fucking garbage that had everything given to them…without having the fuck their way to the top..

The idea of fucking whoever the way because they want to and not to advance their careers…is upsetting to me…

So let’s give the more normal people attention….right…

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Alexis Ren is a tumblr, turned Instagram, sensation who has millions of followers because her and her boyfriend took pretty legendary pictures of themselves in really incredible tropical settings…giving lame women and pretty much everyone out there…this whole “Blue Lagoon” content…that they could fantasize about in their shitty lives and existence behind a cubicle..

IT was like “How could this great body 18 year old, live this amazing life, with this chiseled possibly mixed race dude…a fantasy that made them famous, got her work, made them money, and now she’s showing her nipple for a mall brand that I guess has gone a little racy…showing nipples…and as long as there are 18 year old nipples in this world…and mall brands use those nipples to sell product…when those 18 year old nipples are traveling the world fucking some dude in 5 star hotels…while I sit here hating my life…we’re in a good place..

Fuck all these idiots..it’s all so fucking boring…I don’t care about these useless it girls…who don’t deserve anything but a job as a cocktail waitress…seriously..

At least she’s not a Jenner…

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So Alexis Ren is an 18 year old, cute enough, hot bodied, but she’s 18, so obviously she’s got a hot body, aspiring instagram model who has made it, all thanks to the help of her male model boyfriend, who realized that people want cheesy blue lagoon style romance videos set to shitty songs, as long as their is teen ass in it…

It’s just a series of first person hand holding, as the girl walks into the ocean or waterfall on their worldly travels, where they sky dive and surrf and do other shit we’d be into seeing end in disaster, but instead end up in GoPro ad campaign videos, masturbation that is not cool, but that suburbanites love to watch…

Meaning…they are making bank, their videos are hugely popular, people envy them, they’ve gone viral…but I know her average at best face is just prostituting herself here because it works, advertisers and people love it, but it’s boring…..it will fade…and she’ll probably sabotage it when he gets mad at her for fucking a producer offering her more than the career launching boyfriend provided…ending in murder suicide…yay.

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Alexis Ren is an aspiring model, who I guess gets work thanks to being an instagram celebrity…

She’s got millions of followers all thanks to being half of a young, aspirational #relationship #goals hash tag..

The figurehead or spokesperson of “hot relationship”…who milk the position by producing cheesy fucking pictures together…half naked…in love…even though we all know she’ll fuck the first dude who comes along with a job for her…that she got from leveraging this act…but both these kids won’t break up – it’s too lucrative to stay together for the fans..

But she has a great fucking fit fucking body….

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