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2016

26

Jul

Alexis Ren Ass of the Day

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Here is an Alexis Ren butt shot for David Bellemere…he’s a Victoria’s Secret model and I am sure her end game is to work for Victoria’s Secret…and what better way to do it than get naked for their photographer –

I guess she’s on a hustle to figure things out now that her and her fake boyfriend from the internet that have given them each 5 or more million followers, despite not being that hot, all because of posting weird rich brat luxury romance that women everywhere fell in love with – despite it being a lie – and she was just using social media to her advantage – leverage, create the illusion, people believe…when you know both were fucking other people…but women who followed them would never believe it…and now she’s bare assed on instagram – because DREAMS come true

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2016

22

Jul

Alexis Ren is Working It of the Day

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Alexis Ren is naked for the internet – or for fashion – or for a great photographer who is at the top of his game – David Bellemere – for what is probably LUI magazine – because if you want to make it – you gotta get naked…

Alexis Ren is some whore who you probably know as the girl with a hot body and shitty face who masterfully navigated the social media landscape by finding a male model content producing boyfriend who she could collaborate on and not just through her vagina – but through aspriational, young love, paradise dream content…that I know at least 3-6 girls who have actually followed their lead and found themselves a boyfriend they travel the world with, holding hands in the sands of Thailand or some shit…

She has created a brand of porn without penetration that targets women who have miserable lives dreaming of a life partner they can go on permanent vacation with…

It’s not that amazing, it’s just amazing that she’s not that hot, but I think that helps her cause because it makes her lie more believable and accessible…

Nothing is real..but I think her tits are..

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2016

30

May

Alexis Ren Gets Topless and Racy of the Day

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Alexis Ren is some whore who you probably know as the girl with a hot body and shitty face who masterfully navigated the social media landscape by finding a male model content producing boyfriend who she could collaborate on and not just through her vagina – but through aspriational, young love, paradise dream content…that I know at least 3-6 girls who have actually followed their lead and found themselves a boyfriend they travel the world with, holding hands in the sands of Thailand or some shit…

She has created a brand of porn without penetration that targets women who have miserable lives dreaming of a life partner they can go on permanent vacation with…

It’s not that amazing, it’s just amazing that she’s not that hot, but I think that helps her cause because it makes her lie more believable and accessible…

Nothing is real..but I think her tits are..

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2016

17

Feb

Alexis Ren for David Bellemere of the DAy

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Alexis Ren is some annoying “romance” themed instagram model who did the majority of her self promotion targeting women in her half naked instagram / youtube / tumblr basically doing softcore porn with her boyfriend…a boyfriend we can all assume she would cheat on once that meal ticket was exhausted and she needed to move laterally to new opportunity…which include this shoot for David Bellemere, who was a nude photographer who went to Victoria’s Secret thanks to the internet and I guess this model could be on the same fucking trip, who knows, stranger things have happened to young half naked bitches who get naked…just ask Em Rat Cow and the Hadids…

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2015

05

Nov

Alexis Ren Tongue of the Day

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I think the world needs more girls with hot young bodies posting half naked pictures on the internet to go viral, and not just with herpes, even though herpes is in the cards for them, based on the career and ladder climbing, sugar babying and gold digging, as they become “it girls” with millions of followers…for brands to hire them for their perceived celebrity…

I don’t think there are enough half naked, attention seeking, validation seeking people on social media looking for that mass appeal, critical mass stamp of approval…

I do think we need more and more desperate for fame 18 year olds…that will do anything for this fake, candy-coated, lie that is social media…

Because I’d rather dilute the bitches who are winning in this world like the Jenner – Hadids of the world…who are just fucking garbage that had everything given to them…without having the fuck their way to the top..

The idea of fucking whoever the way because they want to and not to advance their careers…is upsetting to me…

So let’s give the more normal people attention….right…

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2015

24

Sep

Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a tumblr, turned Instagram, sensation who has millions of followers because her and her boyfriend took pretty legendary pictures of themselves in really incredible tropical settings…giving lame women and pretty much everyone out there…this whole “Blue Lagoon” content…that they could fantasize about in their shitty lives and existence behind a cubicle..

IT was like “How could this great body 18 year old, live this amazing life, with this chiseled possibly mixed race dude…a fantasy that made them famous, got her work, made them money, and now she’s showing her nipple for a mall brand that I guess has gone a little racy…showing nipples…and as long as there are 18 year old nipples in this world…and mall brands use those nipples to sell product…when those 18 year old nipples are traveling the world fucking some dude in 5 star hotels…while I sit here hating my life…we’re in a good place..

Fuck all these idiots..it’s all so fucking boring…I don’t care about these useless it girls…who don’t deserve anything but a job as a cocktail waitress…seriously..

At least she’s not a Jenner…

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2015

16

Jul

Alexis Ren’s Tribute Video From her Creepy Boyfriends

So Alexis Ren is an 18 year old, cute enough, hot bodied, but she’s 18, so obviously she’s got a hot body, aspiring instagram model who has made it, all thanks to the help of her male model boyfriend, who realized that people want cheesy blue lagoon style romance videos set to shitty songs, as long as their is teen ass in it…

It’s just a series of first person hand holding, as the girl walks into the ocean or waterfall on their worldly travels, where they sky dive and surrf and do other shit we’d be into seeing end in disaster, but instead end up in GoPro ad campaign videos, masturbation that is not cool, but that suburbanites love to watch…

Meaning…they are making bank, their videos are hugely popular, people envy them, they’ve gone viral…but I know her average at best face is just prostituting herself here because it works, advertisers and people love it, but it’s boring…..it will fade…and she’ll probably sabotage it when he gets mad at her for fucking a producer offering her more than the career launching boyfriend provided…ending in murder suicide…yay.

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2015

23

Jun

Alexis Ren Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren is an aspiring model, who I guess gets work thanks to being an instagram celebrity…

She’s got millions of followers all thanks to being half of a young, aspirational #relationship #goals hash tag..

The figurehead or spokesperson of “hot relationship”…who milk the position by producing cheesy fucking pictures together…half naked…in love…even though we all know she’ll fuck the first dude who comes along with a job for her…that she got from leveraging this act…but both these kids won’t break up – it’s too lucrative to stay together for the fans..

But she has a great fucking fit fucking body….

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2015

16

Jun

Alexis Ren Topless with her Boyfriend on Instagram of the Day

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Alexis Ren is an it-girl. She’s got over a million followers. He boyfriend has over 1,000,000 follower. They were tumblr famous because they did all kinds of silly rich person things and documented it…

Like traveling to Tahiti at 17 to jump out of planes and fuck in cabanas overlooking the ocean…when not driving around her Ferraris in Beverly Hills…

You know Rich Kids of Instagram shit to make normal people feel inadequate and to make them appear to be more interesting than they actually are…but good visuals are good visuals…

Now these two represent a love and relationship you know is a lie for attention and an angle to get paid and make money because they get social media…

And in representing their love you know is as deep as her running off with the next producer offering her work…because people only care about themselves, especially when they are instagram famous vapid idiots…

They are producing erotica, aspirational shit for people who dream of a life like theirs, sitting in an office…

It’s up on some romance novel cover in quality….but topless and we like topless…so here it is…Alexis Ren and her “Man” for the ladies…because they are easy to manipulate…

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2015

14

May

Alexis Ren in Underwear of the Day

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Alexis Ren is some new It Girl hustler…who poses in photos half naked…and takes those half naked pics and posts them because when you have a hot 18 year old body and a dream…you do what you gotta do to get famous, paid and to live that life of amazing everyone wishes they had but are too lazy to strip down and take selfies to get…I mean that and date rich dudes, flirt with brand managers, and do the hustle you gotta do to fucking make it…

I am a fan…because I like when one girl replaces another girl…in this flimsy world all these people work so hard to be a part of…and who get overpaid for their 5 minutes of being a part of it…

I feel like I’ve Posted these already..

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