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2015

28

Apr

Alexis Ren Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Alexis Ren is an aggressive, hungry, 18 year old instagram model with millions of followers…who has pretty much gone viral…because she has a boyfriend who produces great content of her ass…even softcore porn content of her ass…who will be very upset when she dumps him for Bieber…in a dude’s too young to realize how these opportunist girls work….they just use you until they’ve exhausted your resources…only to take their hotness to another guy…

So as millions of Americans watch the cute couple in their slutty pics..because the girl is hot…she’s out there plotting her next move to really matter in this instagram model world…and if that means by sucking off Leo or other people…then that’s just what she has to do…leaving her boyfriend with a valuable lesson he could have learned in hip hop and that is the hoes, especially egotistacal ones…ain’t loyal..

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2015

24

Apr

Alexis Ren Sleeping in of the Day

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Her name is Alexis Ren or Alexis Reneg..and there is word that she’s a serious fucking hustler, really grinding away at being the next big thing in instagram models…she apparently has a huge instagram following, a huge tumblr following, and her boyfriend…is right there with her…producing content, videos, making themselves famous…and they’ll probably end up with a reality show..because the world just likes young hot couples…it reminds us of everything that has gone wrong in our lives…

That said, they were asked to do a campaign for a lingerie company…featuring her in their lingerie…shot on an iphone…in what may be interpreted as softcore porn…in what I consider just looks fucking awkeard…but young girl in lingerie…that shit’s alright by me…

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2014

17

Dec

Alexis Ren Hard Nipples of the Day

Alexis Ren is a new it girl, who I guess has gone viral thanks to Instagram and is now getting all famous, with campaigns for top tier brands like Wrangler Jeans that you may remember the poor kid in your high school in the 80s wearing..unless you were said poor kid…in which case you probably remember being judged when wearing them,…thanks for the memories K-Mart…

All this to say, apparently, they are making a comeback, using Alexis Ren, who ignored my email I sent her on May 10 of this year, making me kind of hate her for ruining our destiny of eternal love and happiness…

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