Alexis Ren is the it girl of the week. She’s out there hustling, has a great body, is freshly 18, so how could she not, and her boyfriend and her produce all this aspirational erotica filled with action and adventure….extreme life in luxury places…driving fast cars and jumping out of helicopters…while being cute as fuck…creating some weirdo brand of content and millions of followers between the two…leading to more and more work like this…where we get to stare at the young round ass we won’t ever get the chance to chip a tooth on, unless we offer her an opportunity better than her current boyfriend does…in which case…she’ll be ours…

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Alexis Ren has a great scam going on. She’s dated some video dude who girls find hot…and has packaged herself as a young it couple, since they both have millions of followers on instagram, because when you’re fresh and 18, you don’t bother doing it the old school way, you just build yourself up and the brands come to you….

I mean I have seen these two in local papers, in random places, because I guess that’s what happens when you go viral and live an aspirational, carefree life that doesn’t involve college, but does involve traveling the world doing action sports, looking hot as fuck….

I am not a fan of people who win at life, because they remind me that I didn’t…but I am a fan of hot 18 year olds in bikinis, whether they are self-made famous or not…because seriously…look at these fucking pics…

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Alexis Ren is an aggressive, hungry, 18 year old instagram model with millions of followers…who has pretty much gone viral…because she has a boyfriend who produces great content of her ass…even softcore porn content of her ass…who will be very upset when she dumps him for Bieber…in a dude’s too young to realize how these opportunist girls work….they just use you until they’ve exhausted your resources…only to take their hotness to another guy…

So as millions of Americans watch the cute couple in their slutty pics..because the girl is hot…she’s out there plotting her next move to really matter in this instagram model world…and if that means by sucking off Leo or other people…then that’s just what she has to do…leaving her boyfriend with a valuable lesson he could have learned in hip hop and that is the hoes, especially egotistacal ones…ain’t loyal..

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Her name is Alexis Ren or Alexis Reneg..and there is word that she’s a serious fucking hustler, really grinding away at being the next big thing in instagram models…she apparently has a huge instagram following, a huge tumblr following, and her boyfriend…is right there with her…producing content, videos, making themselves famous…and they’ll probably end up with a reality show..because the world just likes young hot couples…it reminds us of everything that has gone wrong in our lives…

That said, they were asked to do a campaign for a lingerie company…featuring her in their lingerie…shot on an iphone…in what may be interpreted as softcore porn…in what I consider just looks fucking awkeard…but young girl in lingerie…that shit’s alright by me…

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