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2016

07

Nov

Alexis Ren Asshole Hair of the Day

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Call me crazy….but my friends and strangers call me Jesus…but I am pretty sure this Alexis Ren girl in these bikini pics is showing some asshole hair, pussy lip and maybe even asshole…in what we can assume is non-photoshopped pics from a bikini company’s photoshoot – by her fake boyfriend – who relies heavily on her pussy to make stupid internet money that he makes – leveraging her amazing body….because otherwise he’d just be some faggot with curly hair with his shirt off…put some skinny pussy in the mix…and they have weird fake romance that fat chicks in Ohio fucking dream of…and follow in their shitty lives…you know the kind of chick I mean…with the beach screensaver and all the tacky beachy 90s posters…because we all need dreams motherfuckers…we all need dreams…

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