Here are some Alexis Ren Naked in the water pictures with her bolt on tits…
We call her your girl Alexis Ren, who you probably don’t know anything about, but you do know she’s got a hot tight body she likes to show off like a younger Sara Jean Underwood, traveling to amazing places, having amazing experiences, for both her and her bolt on tits….
An instagram account with so many fucking followers, but an instinct to be a slut too strong to go mainstream and sell the big brands for big money like a Kardashian, instead just use it to find the sugar daddy, it’s easier…
Like all whores, Alexis Ren celebrated some Christmas, only her own variation of whoring involved her bolt on titties in a tank top…which is pretty subtle whoring, she must be one of those religious type of whores, who doesn’t realize she’s a whore, but rather an artist doing the work of Jesus through the use of her tits, you know spreading the message of the lord, like she was spreading her legs for brand deals a few months earlier, only…it’s Christmas time and that’s about baking and being with family…and other wholesome shit…but Christmas is over, New Years is near and the WHORING will be back…in full force because it is all she knows…
Kate Upton is some serious fucking clickbait, anyone who uses her for any sort of anything, is strictly doing it because tits get hits…and people like hits because hits make them money…
Kate Upton is not 18 years old with big tits anymore, she’s older, washed up, and her mid section has caught up with her tits, despite her two years of fitness, she’s still plus sized, yet she’s still seen as this magical creature…and overall…it makes little too no sense, but maybe, she’s just representative of the AMerican dream, entitled rich kid with big tits, marketed to the masses to make more money, even though she’s really nothing special…but she’s hyped man…by the man…
And I guess I’m not complaining – the world needs tits….
In other Clickbait News….Alexis Ren also Did the Love Magazine Calender….and it was pretty aggressive on her working out…because she’s pretty much a slutty half naked, hot body, young girl….with monster bolt on tits and a great ass she knows how to pose seductively….and 500,000 people watched it in 2 days….and really it’s fucking pornographic..but Youtube Doens’t seem to mind even though they delete 90 percent of my content that is not this hardcore…because there is FAVORITISM!!
Your girl Alexis Ren, who you probably don’t know anything about, but you do know she’s got a hot tight body she likes to show off like a younger Sara Jean Underwood, traveling to amazing places, having amazing experiences, for both her and her bolt on tits….
An instagram account with so many fucking followers, but an instinct to be a slut too strong to go mainstream and sell the big brands for big money like a Kardashian, instead just use it to find the sugar daddy, it’s easier…weird strategy…
She’s cheesy, she’s not that hot in the face, her career as an instagrammer doesn’t make sense to me….but she has a great body…
She’s gone from beach girlfriend, cute california girl, with a ton of followers…who brands could have theoretically used for all their beach lifestyle things, I’m talking all brands…but instead she’s getting bolt on tits and half naked on the beach….something girls usually do to get the followers in the first place..but she has a great body…
I don’t know why she’s giggling as she demos bouncing on a dick, but this is bouncing on a dick motion and there is no way she’s not demonstrating bouncing on a dick, and that’s not just me saying it because that’s what I want it to be….she’s in a thong bikini topless holding her tits arching her back while on her knees bouncing up and down while giggling…
WE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE….but I guess it’s polarized as not against the instagram terms and services because she’s got massive following…
Alexis Ren is almost an interesting social experiment, but she’s not that interesting…she’s actually pretty boring in her quest for fame, basic even, obvious, typical, maintream, suburban…nothing stimulating or exciting at all…but interesting because she had a huge amount of followers being a hot chick on the beach, but that wasn’t enough for her, she didn’t want to keep playing the cute girl on instagram, she wanted to be the sexual deviant porn chick who doesn’t do porn on instagram and she got some big fake tits and a hard looking face and she’s not even 25 yet…
So instead of just riding the beach girl, polarizing it as high end and luxury, where she would keep traveling the world…she became what looks like a typical sugar baby…
I don’t really think that was the right approach, because bolt on tits aren’t hot….and these whorish whoring is what all the girls are doing, but this one had the followers those other ones are trying to get, why the fuck didn’t she spin it to make 10 million a year…instead she’s probably still making money, but not 10 million a year, but instead she went for the quick likes cuz dudes like tits…it’s weird…
Alexis Ren is some cheesy girl from California, who may not even be from California, but is as cheesy, shameless, and bikini bodied to be from California, because we have to remember not everyone in LA is an actress, or a musician, but some are low level instagram hookers who thought they had a chance, but never had a chance, so they just go to the gym and fuck rich guys who have made it, because rich guys need hot pussy to validate getting themselves rich..
This one may be cheesy with the bolt ons like a stripper but she was able to position herself as someone “relevant”…on social media, which is not relevant at all, but relevant to advertisers, and thus she may make money without fucking the rich guys…what a concept..
I guess BOLT ON TITS on a trashy, lame, cheesy, clickbait from instagram is the look SI is going for thanks to her 11 Million followers they hope will care…the youngins that don’t give a fuck about SI…since SI Swim is for old people…and they don’t like admitting that as they scramble to understand that they are irrelevant as any and all girls can post bikini pics that look as good as their photoshoots and they do – everyday – without some lame magazine with outdated uninteresting cunts in it…all SI does is give these shameless whores a stamp of approval no one cares about but them…to feel less whorey, even though they are whores…
But I guess when trying to be relevant and sell ads…you need eyeballs, to make some noise, last year they used that fat bitch, now they are using whatever this is…and it’s all so lame..but I’m posting it to call it lame..since I don’t have a Swimsuit issue of my own…because I’m lazy.
I like how ghetto, ratchet they are trying to go…it’s funny…seeing publishing die…as I sink on the raft next to the cruise ship that is SI…
I mean this content is so lame and aggressive but this is the biggest day of her meaningless half naked bolt on tit life…and what’s the deal with the bolt on tits or SI allowing that in their mag, what is this shit a car calendar for Mechanics in the 90s…seriously…BUNK…
I like that Alexis Ren has figured it all out, and in reality it’s not that hard to figure it out, if you have a banging body and some social media followers you garnered over the last 4 or 5 years of being slutty on social media, getting you to some 11 million follower zone, bigger than most actors, you might as well give the fans the nudes, in an era where nude doesn’t fuck up your career, rather than find a clever way to polarize your slutting to really maximize cashing in..
She’s one step away from running a membership private snapchat where people pay her 30 bucks a month to watch her masturbate..
Why do corporate deals when you can just masturbate to 1,000,000 people paying you 30 dollars each…
Seriously…get it girl..just enough butt crack to not be seen as a whore..
Alexis Ren posted a nude pic, that isn’t a nude pic at all, because the nude pic has no vagina in it, even though she’s not wearing clothing, no clothing, but I can’t see the cunt, but knowing the photographer saw her exposed pussy is a magical reminder that you’re a fucking failure…and that your life doesn’t deserve some low level girl with high level follower count from 4 years of being half naked, now full naked.
This is pretty aggressive, but her body is so rocking, she should be naked and we should be allowed to see, but the cock tease of the rockin’ body is still good internet marketing tactics.
I know if I was a top tier brand, this would be a girl I’d want to hire because I know she’d fuck me for the job.
