Alexis Ren’s bolt on titties for Sports Illustrated trying to stay relevant of the day – was the alternate title.

For anyone who has been a jaded observer of girls getting half naked on the internet, you will know that Sports Illustrated, with Victoria’s Secret were probably the most influential outlets to find and cultivate and spew titty models down our throats. They would do the dirty work of auditioning them, and recruiting them, and building them up in content that us idiots would jerk off to or stare at….they made many fucking stars…

But then instagram happened, and people like Alexis Ren were able to trick the algorithm, making their own fame in shoots that were of the same caliber as both those outlets who once decided who would be mainstream titty models on not…making Sports Illustrated obsolete…why bother waiting for shoots we see girls producing every fucking day…no hype in that…and I guess recruiting Ren for their magazine, is an attempt, like using Ashley Graham, is an attempt to piggy back off their followings on social media…and stay relevant…in what I’d say is too little too late….the word doesn’t need a bikini magazine issue once a year around super bowl…we have that shit daily from so many chicks, known and unknown…but keep on the scrambling, I mean there’s big ad dollars behind this so they can keep it going…I just find it pretty fucking boring.

here’s her 2016 casting call that I guess led to her 2017 shoot and her 2018 slutty bikini shoot with the bolt on tits…

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